WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT OF THIS FEATURE?!

WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT OF THIS FEATURE?!

GOD DAMMIT NINTENDO JUST STOP WITH ALL THESE POINTLESS GIMMICKS!!! HOW MANY THOUSANDS OF HOURS AND DOLLARS WENT INTO DEVELOPING THIS USELESS FEATURE?!

ALL WE WANT IS A FUCKING REGULAR CONTROLLER

Whats the relation here.

I dont understand.

It's for those 2 dollar bargain bin games like 1,2,switch. AKA Useless. It's also already inside the PS4 controller.

cant wait to see all those shovelware games that are going to take advantage of the new waggle controls outside from that 1,2, switch game.

no other developer is gonna use that shit.

the controller has the ability to make it feel like there are up to three ice cubes inside of it, and you can feel them when you shake it around

its cool, but ultimately useless and im afraid nintendo is going to shoehorn this feature into games that dont need it

ask nintendo

You can shake the controller and it'll feel like you have an ice cube inside.

I want to go up to Kimishima and say, "Name 234898123 games where this is a good feature."

haptic rumble. I don't know, it looks nice

Point is to draw in the normies by giving them something stupid to act amazed by. Probably will sell a handful of consoles.

1 2 switch looks fucking retarded btw

Its just a new type of rumble.

it's just better than current standard rumble, that's all

At least they didn't put a nightlight on the controller.

You know it's not just Ice cubes, right?

Basically, it's a better rumble pack and you can feel the difference when you shoot an arrow or a gun.

it's just a dumb party game

caring at all either way is stupid

Name 1 game where this fucking matters.

This is as much of a gimmick as rumble - not at all that is. It's the next generation of rumble if I understand it correctly.

>It's also already inside the PS4 controller
I'm looking inside one right now and it's literally just two motors. Shut up. Die.

Why didnt they just leave that thing on the console and make a normal controller that isnt overpriced? Its not like anyone would care if it sticks out of the station while its on the tv.

senran kagura, feel the boobs

Nintento is built on the premise that when working with unconventional tools you will get the most memorable and unique experiences, ones that will stay with you forever.

Think about the controllers they have had over the years on their consoles and the games that came out. Some of the most iconic games ever were played on the most bizarre controllers you could image.

I am happy that Nintendo sticks to its principles in making their games and consoles a completely unique experience every time. It has a lot of potential.

It's accurate enough to feel like a dick in your hand!

>Nintendo Switch
$300
>Standard ("Pro") controller
$80
>Online
$60 (doesn't even have new games just ROM's on a lease)
>A game
$60

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$500
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No thanks

>First party Nintendo games will force you to use the joycon instead of the pro controller because of this dumb rumble feature

It's not an "ice cube" simulator you fucking retards.

The ice cubes were just an example to demonstrate how precise the new rumble feature is going to be.

Last time I checked (so, when I was breastfeeding as a baby) boobs don't feel like vibrating sticks.

FUCK they might seriously do that...

I hated being forced to use the gamepad to play 3d World on the Wii U because like 3 levels used the touchscreen for a dumb gimmick

It's actually pretty brilliant. People who have never played the console before will immediately be drawn in simply by picking up the controller.

HOLD ON HOLD ON

IS THIS THE "THAT" THE CREATOR OF SENRAN KAGURA WAS TALKING ABOUT?

IF SO.
AM I FINALLY GOING TO KNOW HOW BOOBS FEEL?

Do you have to buy another pro controller? Would be hilarious if yes, because that would make 3 pro controllers that all look pretty much the same.

>rumble
>not a gimmick

Rumble is legitimately a mostly useless feature added just to get people excited and maybe play an extremely small and probably optional part in a majority of games. It is like the perfect example of a gimmick. The only difference is it never got shoved in our faces as a NEW AND REVOLUTIONARY WAY TO PLAY THE GAME, just as a "new and revolutionary" way to be immersed.

They said it's fucking ice cubes
It better have fucking ice cubes inside

It's so you can feel every vein as you jerk off those virtual cocks.

How about telling us what exactly the new rumble feature fucking is instead of saying "mm lol ICE CUUUUBES SO REFRESHING"
does it still use weights on a motor
how would that create an ice cube feeling
if it doesn't, what technology does it use?
who designed it? how does it work?
as it stands what they said is literally apple tier bullshit

>2 dollar bargain bin games like 1,2,switch
We both know it will be 60 dollars plus tax

Technically, no games need basic rumble pack either.

It's simply part of the immersion.

This. It's not really a gimmick. Moreless like, "Hey, we decided to actually improve on rumble." Which I think is kinda cool.

yeah and basic rumble packs don't cause controllers to be almost a hundred dollars so let's just use one of those instead

There will be some sort of game that will have you asking for a bartender to pour you a drink, with an option for ice and it will literally be this.

>console fags don't even know how useful haptic feedback could be

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD

The translator fucked up. The joycons are supposed to pull double-duty as insulated vacuum flasks (thermos) for carrying ice water on those long 2.5 hour trips playing outside.

I am afraid it will be the only legacy of the switch.

Not that it matter. 6 month to a year after the Switch Release, Sony will release a "perfect feel" new controller or something and Microsoft will follow suit.some time later.

They don't feel like ice cubes tho.
Why would you want to shake tits so hard they would rumble like fucking ice cubes?

>Nintendo game
>gun
BING BING WAHOOO

>no one noticed that the Joycons are pretty much custom made to be used for a VR setup
>even the IR sensor would allow you to walk around a room
But Nintendo probably won't do this sadly.

mong

They patented a Cardboard style VR headset

"60" and "almost an hundred" isn't really the same thing.

You need to be at least 85 to be considered "almost an hundred".

Doggo itself will do fine anyway. I don't see the need of a Pro unless someone else come to play with me and I have no friend.

I know they did. But sadly, they will probably never reach the point where they use it.

720p VR
uh oh

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The 'vibration' in this new rumble can be very soft and subtle.
It is also multidirectional which mean that it will give those soft force feedback to the direction you move your controller.

Yes, this new rumble will make you feel like you were rubbing something, or it can be made to feels like as if you are moving your hand in a water.

>Last time I checked
Check it again

A lot has changed with boobs since you last experienced them, user

>VR for less than $600
Honestly, most people only use it for an hour anyway then put it away. I have one of those plastic things for android phones and it's half decent.

Plus they never actually mentioned the resolution yet did they?

>rubbing something

titty simulator WHEN

How fucking out of date are you

>as you gently touch her tits, she starts softly vibrating
>you feel like you are moving your hands in a water
Some sort of dope slime porn desu

>not having friends to play Nintendo's launch control tutorial pseduo-game with
Sorry about your aspergers. I'll be wagering rounds of oral sex with my girlfriend (and a few of her friends from school) over that High Noon duel game. Might be GOTY.

You'll have to explain to me user. Even PSVR is 599 here in Canada

More Importantly
>VR
>less than 90 fps

It's more than sixty, retard. Yes, almost one hundred.
>Doggo itself will do fine anyway. I don't see the need of a Pro unless someone else come to play with me and I have no friend.
Uh well okay that's nice but what if I want to use a real controller and not a fucking piece of shit?

>He hasn't felt vibra-tits yet

How far is Nintendo's cock down your throat right now, my dude?

>Nintendo fan
>someone who wants to buy a Switch
>having a girlfriend or interacting with anyone but his mom
Lol, ok kiddo

>all we want is a regular controller

hi there

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It's a more sophisticated rumble feature than the same "thing happens = controller shakes" feature that's remained unchanged since the fucking N64

You can laugh all you like but I can't wait to play a shooter where you can feel the cartridge sliding into the chamber when you reload

Sounds like you need to check em.

With the whole IR Sensor/Camera thing I though it was going for some VR thing initially.

Yes. I am a social well-adjust and well endowed man in my late 20s who grew up playing Nintendo and share a social circle with people of similar age and background. Hence they like playing Nintendo games (Wii Sports, Mario Kart, NSMB) when we have our bi-weekly gatherings.

I have been subtly hinting at swinging to the GF for a month now...should pay off in spades when this console is released.

Immersion. I imagine such technology would be really great for VR stuff

>VR

this console better not support VR for any reason i will wait a year to buy it just incase i REFUSE to support VR new fangled bullshit

>Yes. I am a social well-adjust and well endowed man in my late 20s who grew up playing Nintendo and share a social circle with people of similar age and background. Hence they like playing Nintendo games (Wii Sports, Mario Kart, NSMB) when we have our bi-weekly gatherings.

>I have been subtly hinting at swinging to the GF for a month now...should pay off in spades when this console is released.

The point is you can shill the console to your class mates. For free.
You know, one half controller for you, the other half controller for your class mate.

The gaming experience will be trash for you both, and you lose the D-pad.

But hey, Nintendo wants you to shill for them that way, so you better get onto it.

Metroid Prime with this feature
would be
game changing.

why would you willingly become a cuckold? are you retarded?

I thought it was dumb, and then they called it Rumble HD and I was excited

Marketing is scary

>SCREW BEING INNOVATIVE, GIVE ME A PS4/XBONE-LIKE CONSOLE

you seriously haven't been paying attention. nintendo are innovators, other consoles will follow anything nintendo does that becomes popular.

also, why is having such tech a bad thing? do you not want existing technology to progress?

>experiences
When was the last time Nintendo let ur anus heal and hear ur own farts?

vat feature? is the presentation up for viewing yet? i was working during the live one

Feel free to keep projection. Not hurting me a bit. Being the aforementioned well adjusted mature career-driven man, internet smack talk does me no harm and makes me sigh out a chuckle.

I was like you once, friend. Shower, work out, learn to cook balanced meals and be outgoing. You'll get there, kid.

literally any game made since the N64 rumble pack

did they announce Monster Hunter as an exclusive?

No
Switch is fucking doomed

huh, I didn't know I wanted this but okay

>Be in the middle of a game while using it as a handheld
>Game wants you to disconnect a joycon to do gimmick stuff

cuckold implies a one-way relationship where only one parent gets sex outside of the relationship. Swinging is when both parties have sex with (usually) another couple. That's far removed from cuckolding and if she were to start moving to cuckold fantasies (or interracial fantasies for that matter), her ass will be on the curb. The house is in my name alone for that reason.

all these payment walls for a wii u 2.0
no thanks

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I was kind of excited for a new Wild Gunman maybe as part of a Nintendoland 2, but then I was greatly disappointed.

>implying your going to get any while "swinging"

you are going to sit on the cough board stupid while your wife gets fucked by every guy in the house

The presentation is up.
But imagine though, user.
On one controller you have Samus's arm cannon. The different beam types, the grapple beam, all feel different. You can FEEL the direction you would be tugging or moving.
The other hand? Feeling evidence, different textures, another form of sense for Samus, beyond visors.
And if the VR thing works out and it's developed, the visors change your vision of real space.
You would be so immersed.
I really do hope they consider metroid for this.
They just have to.

>Feeling evidence, different textures,
The haptics aren't going to be anywhere near that advanced.

Eh. Best we will get is a Mario Party where you can feeeeel the dice in the controller

>sit on the cough
How do you say...kek
>implying we would go to parties and not pre-arrange couple meetings
Fairly presumptuous there, user. We would only swing with a white affluent couples (similar to us) so there is no chance for either of us to have an advantage. We have already discussed that during our last round of fantasy talk a few hours ago. Hence I had to watch the Switch announcement on delay. Too busy gettting a handjob to be honest.

it's one of those little gimmicks, won't ruin anything by itself but it really doesn't matter

Can we make Metroid touch her own boobies?

I actually love rumble and am kind of excited about this feature. What a dumb fucking way to reveal it though. HD Rumble is a blast processing tier marketing buzzword and everyone thinks it's just about ice cubes and water.