Every youtuber thinks it's great

>every youtuber thinks it's great
>every website thinks it's great
>most of Sup Forums thinks it's great

tfw to smart for videogames anymore

Not even Boogie thinks it's great. He just thinks it has potential.

can this guy even use those tiny controllers?

*too

it's fine. the battery life is low, and paid online sucks dicks (but every god damned console has this shit now)

everything else is good to great.

You suck on frozen logs of shit and think it's chocolate

>every youtuber thinks it's great
Actually the Easy Allies (of all groups) were extremely disappointed. Though that is partially because they expected some massive upset reveal.

>2 launch games (1 Wii fit game and 1 Wii U port)
>$299
>Controller costs $70
>Paid online
>NEED AN APP TO USE IN-GAME VOICE CHAT
>"good to great"

This day has been glorious

you are an overly dramatic child

I fucking hate all the "reaction" videos popping up on youtube. Both for the trailers where they insert a view of themselves on a fourth of the screen or the ones where they just talk about it for hours at a time.

It's fuckin cancer

CHEESE DRINKING

The price is too high, no way people will shell out $300 for a tablet to play games.

SALAD

>good to great

Jesus fucking Christ, the Nintendrone meme is real

>300 instead of 250 when I can get a PS4 for 260 right now which already has an established library
>Paid fucking online
>Joy Cons are 80 together and 50 a piece. Pro Controller is fucking 70 bucks
>Paid fucking online
>Absymal Launch Line up
>every game worth getting (SMT V, FE Warriors Xenoblade 2) are all a ways off and are barely in the beginning of development
>Paid fucking online
>Console is being advertised as a handheld yet only last 3 hours
>32 GB internal storage
>No voice chat at launch
>Paid fucking online


Not even false flagging im probably one of the biggest Nintendo fans ever and love my 3DS but it feels like they learned nothing from the Wii U. This console was originally coming out late 2016 but they literally said they delayed it so it could have a better lineup? Are they trying to tell me this list was fucking smaller?

This is a fucking video to some FAT FUCK on YoutTube named Boogie2988. Now, I'm tired of this FAT FUCK popping up on all my fucking search index when I'm looking for a fucking work-out video. I don't give a fuck about that aftermath from any of you boogie fans that feel sorry for this greesy fuck
You fat fucking disgusting Ass Smelling, Blob, Cheese Drinking, Crisco Bathing, Lard Gargling, Calorie Thieving, Cabbage Patch Face-having, Dr. Robotnik Looking, Wingstop Eating, McDonald's Gorging, T-Rex Arm Having, Non-Vegetable Eating, Cook on a George Foreman grill just to drink out the drip tray, Wide Load, Hungry Hungry Hippo, Planet, Pretending to have a fucking Thyroid problem, Whale / Free Willy, Parked Bus, Yokozuna, Flubber, *PWAHH* Kirby, Salad Dodger, Chair Crusher, Butter Ball, Go to Subway, but put everything on it, Michelin Man, Happy because Hostess is back in business mother fucker
I know there's gonna be a lot of people out there calling me a bully. Well guess what. I'M NOT. I just don't feel sorry for FAT FUCKING people, especially FAT FUCKS who sit there all day, gorging eat and make money for doing absolutely nothing
What a bunch of sorry fucks like yourself played into it
You don't like what the fuck I'm saying?
Then FUCK YOU!

Rerez shit all over it

Easy money from idiots. Gotta let everyone know what YOUR valuable opinion on the thing was

Boogie can't even hold the the controller

>Joy Cons are 80 together and 50 a piece
This doesn't mean what I think it means, does it?

It was like this for the WiiU also, and look how that turned out.

There are literally three good games there, two of which are ports.

Holy shit.

It means WHAT A GREAT DEAL I SAVE 20 DOLLARS THANKS NINTENDO

>Sup Forums liking anything
bullshit

Only down side is paid online. The main controller looked a bit small, but the pro pads are always great.

Plus with SMT, Xenoblade, and NMH they won me over super hard. going to FUCKING GAMESTOP to preorder one tomorrow.

Mario Odyssey looks like the same shit with a unique hub world.

Splatoon 2 looks too much like the first game.

Mario Kart 8 Deluxe is pretty much MK8 with the DLC.

Zelda looks alright but I'm getting that on my WiiU.

I'm not going to be burned again by another Nintendo console. I'm sitting this one out, folks.

>>most of Sup Forums thinks it's great
Are you blind, or just stupid?

who is this mozzarella ball? LMFAO

Thanks for sharing.

I'm sure he can wedge them into a fat roll somewhere.

Gee, it's almost like it's a console launch lineup right?

Go to reddit r/games, they hate it

>nu-Sup Forums will STILL try to force the meme that DSP isn't eternally /ourguy/

Sup Forums hates everything, until it don't.

#rude

A launch lineup should have some good EXCLUSIVES. I can get BotW on a WiiU, Rayman on a lot of things, and I am Setsuna on a lot of things. The purpose of a launch lineup is to sell the system. Ninty failed to do that tonight.

>boogie being a retarded piece of shit
Business as usual, then!

>why buy a new console at 300 when I can get a console that's been out for a while has dropped price from 400 to 260 and has a library of 40 games after being out for a few years now

Gee user why by a ps4 when I can get a cheap 360 for 100 dollars and an expansive library over the course of years?

Why should I buy any new videogames at all when I love playing the original super mario 64 so much?

Starting with Zelda alone is gonna sell this console because people will by the switch ALONE Just to play Zelda
By christmas we'll have mario and people will buy the Switch JUST TO PLAY MARIO this is what nintendo does and does well and the best part is these games most likely don't even use online functionality

Besides Nintendo doesn't believe people play online, that's why they are marketing this portability thing so hard. To Nintendo It's not about saying "Hey let's play online" it's "Hey wanna play? I'll bring my switch over and we'll play mario or some shit."

eh it's okay, just don't think i'd pay $300 for it

>arms
>not a launch title
come on dude, it screams launch title shitware

Switch still isn't getting a lot of AAA 3rd parties and PS4 has enough exclusives at this point

ReviewTechUSA was extremely concerned all throughout the show about the lack of games being shown for the launch window, and the amount of attention that was paid to explaining new gimmicks and their shovelware minigame game.

I think he's right to be concerned.

Kinda Funny also shat all over it

>>Paid online
wait really

>no backwards compatibility

Yep

>Starting with Zelda alone is gonna sell this console because people will by the switch ALONE Just to play Zelda
>By christmas we'll have mario and people will buy the Switch JUST TO PLAY MARIO this is what nintendo does and does well
We have brand loyalty! It will make a lot of money

I will never get corporate whores like this. At least Jordans get you laid, you get nothing out of nuthugging nintendo

all praise microsoft and sony for making this shit standard!

>Starting with Zelda alone is gonna sell this console because people will by the switch ALONE Just to play Zelda
>By christmas we'll have mario and people will buy the Switch JUST TO PLAY MARIO this is what nintendo does and does well and the best part is these games most likely don't even use online functionality
that's great any all but those people aren't gonna buy 3rd parties which has been the problem for the past 20 years

PLANET

Pic related

Holy shit. Literally. LITERALLY /ourguy/. No jokes.