PCfags will NEVER EVER get ARMS™

>PCfags will NEVER EVER get ARMS™

What's arms?

Mods are taking down a lot of threads today

Who the FUCK wants arms out of all those games?

I can't wait for the sequel, LEGS™
Don't forget the spinoff, FINGERS™

>B-B-But my LEFT AND RIGHT MOUSE
>A-A-AND my SMOOOTH MOUSE SETTINGS!!

>FINGERS™ is on-disc DLC.

I know you're being ironic as if implying it's an undesirable game but it actually looks pretty fun. Though "fun" is an unknown matter for people who put resolution above playability

>DLC

>Heads
>Shoulders
>Knees & toes

Its a $20 gimmick that you will get bored of quite easily

The sequel to the Wii U game, LEGS.

WTF YOU THINK I WONT GET A SWITCH TOO!!!

>implying you even need arms

I play Wii Box to this day my friend, that's the type of game that never gets old. Maybe this will be one of the games that won't need paid online and that would make the game even more everlasting

>Ironic
>as if implying

A BIT TOO VERBOSE THERE, EDGAR.
YOUR SENTENCE IS SHIT.
JUST LIKE YOUR TASTES IN GAMING.

NOTHING PERSONNEL, KID.

>Knees and Toes

>packaged seperately.

NEVER EVER

>Knees & Toes get 3 iterations

never had any arms

Spring Man for Smash

>Wanting ARMS
>Not METAL ARMS

BASTARD

I WANT LEGS! LEGS ! BUT I HATE LEG DAY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Thats alright, you guys can have arms.

You can have skyrim too, I finished played that like 5 years ago. Congrats nintenfags, you really outdid yourself this time.

WANT

It has depth and complexity. You don't get "bored" of it because you're always learning new strategies and improving your techniques. Think Street Fighter or Melee.

rip

u know it just wii sport right?

No thats what 1 2 switch is

It's impressive that you know so much about a game you've never played, can you teach me your secrets?

>& knuckles

there was less than a minute of gameplay footage

You sir. are a god

UNDERRATED

Knees and Knuckles was where the series really died imo.
You could tell the devs ran out of ideas.
They aren't even appendages, they're joints.

But the nice japanese man in the suit said there would be challenge and replayability...

The game reminded me of a shittier version of the Lock On arcade machine.

>It's impressive that you know so much about a game you've never played
>says the person who said it was just a cheap gimmick that you'll drop in 30 min

It's pretty clear from the footage?

Teeth and fingernails was the best update

Arms is more wagglan casual shit, that's all there is to it really

>Even if PCfats get ARMS they won't be able to make eye contact at parties.

>getting depressed about not being able to play a shitty game out of the empty library soon to be with the switch.

>Wagglan casual shit
>Nintendo literally calls it a fighting game

don't forget DICKS™

>me on the right when I fuck you guys up on day 1.

kneel before your new king.

Does that even mean anything? Smash gets called a fighting game a lot too.

>WRISTS

And? Street Fighter also gets called a fighting game a lot.

>bowser jr, king boo, dry bones, bowser jr, inklings
>no diddy
>THREE new vehicles
>so far only 4 confirmed battle stages (urchin underpass, battle stadium, gcn luigi mansion, snes battle course 1)
>NO NEW TRACKS
>60$ for a port that has maybe 2-4 hours of new content

this better not be it, there should be at least 8 new tracks and some more characters along with battle stages

Right. So what are we discussing again? That Arms can't be casual garbage because there's fighting in it?

>Its not a REAL fighting game!1!
>Already making excuses for when he gets BTFOed in ARMS
Wew lad.

TONGUES™ was my game of the year desu

So you actually have hopes that a game based exclusively on motion controls takes any kind of skill. Did you feel good about yourself when you beat your friends at Wii Sports?

MY ANUS

I'm personally excited for BOOBS, Sup Forums.

>The Bodies™®© Quintillogy collector's edition
>Preorder early to unlock combined Soul King®

>the year is 2027
>ARMS™ has been wildly successful
>people are forced to march to their local Nintendispensary™ for sequel #47, ANTERIOR LONGITUDINAL ZYGOMATIC ARCH™
>have to walk huddled in the freezing rain
>Nintendants™ mercilessly bayonet anyone who falls to the side

It's the less wild version of a PS1 JRPG.

how will we even recover masterrace bros?

So has Takaki stated any plans for utilizing "that"?

I didn't watch the event since I was working. I haven't seen any SK threads since the show, so I'm assuming not.

HOLD ON YOU GUYS

I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING

GUYS

WHAT IF WE

HEY GUYS

WHAT IF

GUYS

WHAT IF WE ADD A SECOND MOUSE TO THE COMPUTER FOR AKIMBO MOUSE CONTROLS?

Made me kek very hardly IRL

Switch fags may have arms but they don't have a leg to stand on

Made my morning.

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>paying a subscription fee to play arms

PC gamer here, the only exclusive game that I ever wanted and still want is Bloodborne, because I like Souls games. No other console exclusive is relevant to me, least of all Shittendo kiddy garbage.