What did they mean by this?

...

There better be a way to toggle that split screen.

Can't see a damn thing split screen feature?

why is it splitscreen when they have 4 different displays

>split screen on each device

That's not 'go za.
They have to eat it with their hands and then the grease will end up on the controllers.
Also, all of them have their hands off the right stick.

>Everyone gets one pizza slice and one chicken wing
>Eating pizza while playing
>Split screen on 4 displays while having 4 displays

The fuck kinda of pizza is that?

>a whopping ~$1300 in hardware to do split screen multiplayer
whoa...

Some seafruit abortion.

Split screen when they all their own screen. Is Nintendo literally retarded?

>hardware and games for more than 1000$
>still have to play on tiny ass splitscreen
>only for 3 hours (when everyone brought a 100% charged Switch)

WHAT

THE

ACTUAL

FUCK

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

>That one rich fag with controller
What did they mean witht this?

There is like over $1300 of overpriced garbage in that image

That's the stupidest shit I've seen in my life

They are nus probably bought the controller too and the premium edition of mario kart for 70 oildollars.

Maybe they like combine and work together kind of like a Voltron?

Doesn't all honorable Japanese technology pretty much do this?

I have no idea why but this thread is hysterically funny. I'm giggling like a madman at the fact its split screen despite having 4 screens.

the pro controller looks less likely than the joycon charging grip tee bee aitch

So you can screen cheat.

*less comfy

>so we eating the pizza or...?
>nah let's play our dumb fucking tablet game

ahh yes those interchangeable controller parts and vastly expensive controllers weren't designed in a way that you have to buy new ones when something snaps


if you bought the wii u and regretted it remember this post 2 weeks after you buy the switch

What in the hell is actually up with nintendo? Can't they just release a normal console without some cuck gadgets nobody wants not even the normies? How about investing in new IPs or some other shitty thing other than gadgets that will eventually force the consumer to buy their piece of hardware? Is it so hard to do another N64?

"Switching" joycons get it?

Your food is getting cold

Fucking japanese abomination pizza and french fries being eaten with a fork just end it.

YOU GOTTA SHARE THE JOY

This switch party was brought to you by Dominos Pizza

Lol these are french fries, looked like what I shit out when I don't eat for two weeks.

What were they implying with the squid amiibo in the top left?

Buttplug, can't wait for hotglue

that is hilarious

ahahhaa they actually believe normies are going to buy into this

>drinking coffee and eating pizza at the same time

WHO DOES THIS? WTF

westerboos

>4 screens
>They still have to play on 4-player splits

What the fuck? Is this real? That's the stupidest fucking thing I've ever seen.

why would you want 4 way split screen, with 4 screens? pls respond

I thought the yellow mug was orange juice for a sec.By switching ha.

Is that shrimp on a fucking pizza?

What the fuck, Nintendo?

I don't know user, I just don't know.

It means big name games won't support local multiplayer even though you get two controllers out of the box. I'm guessing shitty concept games like 1-2-Switch will have it, but if you want to play something like Mario Kart or Smash with friends, every one of them has to bring their own joy-cunts and tablet, or you have to buy another set for them.

Welcome back to the blatantly moneygrubbing world of Nintendo peripherals.

It's Domino's green tea. I stay in nippon and have had it a few times

>wii u fails spectacularly to such an extreme they drop it only a few years after release and make anew console because its a retarded gimmick machine with no games to justify the price
>mfw literally everything about the new console they shit out to replaced it with

Ah yes people will get together to eat pizza and play the switch outside with karen and friends. Sure.

>split screen on 4 different screens
we have to go deeper.

>He's never had glorious steak fries before

>house brakes
>switch flies of the table

This is the worst launch for a console I think I've ever seen
It's le healthy junkfood for hipster faggots who all buy a Switch just to sit next to each other and play splitscreen.

>1300+ dollars of video game systems for one (1) get together
I can't even find another human being with a 2DS and Monster Hunter. What the fuck makes Nintendo think this is something that will happen in any reality?

Also
>Playing online-but-local multiplayer
>STILL FUCKING SPLITSCREEN
Holy fuck at least the Ouya had the balls to get your hopes up it wouldn't be a piece of shit.

>This is the worst launch for a console I think I've ever seen
This thing launches with an actual game, so it's already surpassed nintendo's last two launches

The fuck either eat healthy or not hipster fags.

>4 player split-screen on a 6.2 inch screen
>playing in "tabletop mode" on a screen that small
Fuck that noise.

there is a lot of money in that table

>Bringing a Splatoon amibo

That's twelve hundred on the image nigga.

They weren't golden brown. They looked 'different'.

well 1270

I could literally buy a shitbox car from Craigslist with the amount of money on the table right there. Like, I just checked through Craigslist and I can buy a PT Cruiser for that much money.

That's a fucking car's worth of video games, for one 'party.' And it's still split screen.

You could make this or 4 switchy hittchies
Your choice.

is that a piece of fucking roast beef on the pizza?

I think that's a squid

Oh man, the tardass that bitched at me yesterday how there'll be a ton of launch titles must be feeling like a fucking retard right now.

woww..

so this is....the power..... of Nintendo...

I feel like I have to....

switch

I love how they can't even get Mario Kart 8 Deluxe out in time for release. Wtf is that shit?

only botw has the potential to be good, everything else looks lame.

When has a Mario Kart game ever really made use of the right stick, shitposter-kun?

Good point.

Muh artisan food yo.
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