HOLY FUCK IT'S TRUE!

HOLY FUCK IT'S TRUE!

Nintendo has done it again

Can Sony even compete?

What does boob feel like

sand bags

squeeze your own ass with a piece of olive and salami on it

Salty coins and milk

Bags of ice

It's course, rough and it gets everywhere.

boobes haha

like bags of ice

Is that a threat??

Vibrating plastic, apparently.

puff your cheek partially and poke it

A small hard plastic controller designed to give you carpal tunnel syndrome.

Boobs feel like stubble?

wtf i hate boobs now?!

1.Get vr
2.Get senran on switch
3.???
4.Profit!

My mom's titty isn't that hairy

joy cons

why are you guys so hairy? more importantly why haven't you shaved today?

>tfw soft neckbeard
ah so is this like a furry's boob or something
it's nice

I can't wait

can I touch your cheeks

Will never come to America
>but no region-locking!
Nintendo will find a way to censor it if it's played in the Western Hemisphere on their leapfrog.

this is actually accurate

Theoretically speaking, how would the controller give the feedback of a soft senran?

dont do this it makes mustard gas

lol

you don't know Senran Kagura very well do you?

salty milk and bags

>you will never feel a breast

This. I don't get it, aren't you just holding a controller

Now you tell me.

>retards being this stupid about what 'feeling' entails
The key is the example ice cubes. It just feels like something's knocking around inside the stick, because it has multiple rotor points. You can 'feel' as if you have loose pieces of something knocking around inside your controller, you can't feel textures or softness or anything like that.

I can't believe I fucking laughed at this post

I need to get off this site

Just squeeze your own you fat fuck.

Like HD rumble(TM)

>boobs will feel like plastic sticks
thank you Ice Cube™ technology

Fuck your user I can't be laughing like this at work

>ywn titfuck a neckbeard's cheeks

Came to post this my african american brother

>dildoes will feel like plastic sticks

The immersion is real