I just woke up

I just woke up

What did I miss?

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You know why they call it the Switch

Because when you see it you switch it off and play PS4 instead

Never come here around the time something major gets announced. It's just rampant shitposting

You know why they call it the Switch?

Because you switch it on to have a great time

I actually bought a PS4 after the conference.

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How can you play what has no games?

the end of nintendo

This.
Its veryh ard to filter all this crap

Nintendo shat themselves
Nothing new really

filtering switch, nintendo, zelda, mario and similar words help, but there are still way too fucking many shitposts

Paid online
$300
Only launch title worth anything is Zelda
everything else delayed into late 2017
Scalpers cleaned out stocks so if you don't already have a preorder, you're not getting one without paying the scalpers

Basically, Nintendo's death rattles

I didn't even use "switch" because sadly its used in normal conversation, still 36 hidden already

Nintendo had Mario come up onto the stage, drop trou, and squirt out a huge shit. Then they stuck wii-tier motion controls onto it and say they were going to charge $300 for it.
Online will be extra.

I'm setting all my filters to OP only, and that works pretty well on hiding threads on the catalog without interfering with regular posts.

>2 launch titles, 1 isn't even exclusive
>$300.00 + Paid Online
>3 hours of battery life
>Requires a $30 ethernet add-on
>Extremely lackluster third party support
>No backwars compatability with wiiU
>No Virtual Console for Gamecube or Wii
>Offers nothing for non-Nintendo fans
>Runs multiplats worse than PS4/PC

Yeah, I was actually wrong I already added switch.

Too bad theres atleast 20 threads avoiding any common words which are just trying to troll everyone

Don't forget that, if the batteries ever die in either one of your joycons, it'll be $90 to replace them.

>What did I miss?
Nothing new, Nintendo are still the ultimate jews.

Tiny 80 dollar controllers. Ninten dough strikes again and retard shills will lap up the diareah straight from marios asshole spigot like its soft serve ice cream

A goof of the decade by a translator.

>What did I miss?
Nintendo Switch announcement.
$300 release price.
Ridiculous prices for additonal controllers. (around $70 each)
Advanced rumble features, motion controls, gyro controls.
2.5 to 6.5 battery life outside the dock.
Paid online
No region lock

1-2-Switch, basically a tech demo, game packaged with the system.
ARMS, basically Punch Out boxing but can freely move around.
Splatoon 2
Super Mario Odyssey, basically a SM64/Galaxy game, gimmick is tossing out the hat like a boomerang and can jump on it.
Xenoblade 2
Fire Emblem Warriors announced, nothing shown.
Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wind coming out March 3rd
Mario Kart 8 remake with new characters and content.

Dragon Quest X and Dragon Quest XI announced for release in Japan. No mention about localization.
Dragon Quest Heroes I&II
Shin Megami Tensei game in development, nothing shown
"Project Octopath Traveler", new game by Square
Elder Scrolls Skyrim officially announced
new Travis Touchdown / No More Heroes game
Street Fighter II Ultra, remake of SF2 with new characters and features.
Disgaea 5, Sonic, Dynasty Warriors, a classic Bomberman game, Minecraft, and some racing game all shown in bits.

Puyo Puyo Tetris release trailer for Switch (not part of announcement, but it has a trailer on the official Nintendo channel now)

Honestly just go back to sleep you be better off not knowing

How nintendo will stop creating new consoles.

A solid lineup for a console that was so far off the radar nothing about it legit existed until a few hours ago.
The console's features look solid, the new games look nice and the ports actually have exclusive new shit making them worth it.

Find out by buying a Switch

>new SMT game on switch
>new no more heroes

You missed everyone switching to PC because it's the only platform that you can play older games on, and you don't have to pay for online services.

Disgaea 5 is coming to Switch so the PS4 has literally nothing I care about exclusively anymore.

who is this cute anime

same. I think I use to know the name of this.

OP hand over the anime

Nintendo relaying almost exclusively bad news and fans praising them for it.

You know, just how it has been for 11 years now.

Some NTR thing

Nintendrones are still paralyzed from the Nintendownfall

The Switch is so bad, it even fell below our already extremely low expectations. Only Nutendo could pull such a thing off; expect nothing and get even less.

Its trending hashtags on Twitter should be
#SWITCHTOSONY
#IT'SOVER
#DOA
#YOU_TRIED_SO_HARD_AND_CAME_SO_FAR

Australians shitposting.

Madman.

Well are you going to post it

Why is the battery life a problem? You plan on taking it outside?

sick burn!

That's pretty dumb to have a short battery life hen your WHOLE gimmick is le playing outside meme

20 autistic sub vs dub threads about a 2 second clip of Zelda crying.

I mean I'm not the guy but I remember it was from some comic with mother-son NTR

>mother-son NTR

>2.5 to 6.5 battery life outside the dock.

God damnit. I don't even want to read it. I just want to know the name so I can be released from this hell. I know I've seen it before.

OP YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

It's hana hook you faggot

>tfw new release by her never

NINTENDO WON

based

Here you go NTR degenerates

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>Xenoblade 2
Oh fuck. Now I have to buy it.

It's not degenerate if I pretend I'm the cucker

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the cucker in hana hook's doujins is always a misshapen, bucktoothed mongoloid 11 year old though

Not in this one apparently

Read netori then
In the op's the cucker is a chad who has a girlfriend and just fucks his friends mom for fun(and makes sure he knows)

Did they say if that new SMT was exclusive or not?

well I'll be damned the ugly kid is the cuckee this time

>kid protag
>that horrible character design
I hope the game is still in the earliest everything is subject to change alpha phase.

>all those comments exhibiting anger, as though the kid were entitled to fucking his mom

lmao

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brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrap

no

How much is paid online? We talking sony and microsoft jew cuck levels or pokebank 5 bucks a year levels

This is dumb he doesn't even fuck his gf how lame.

They hardly showed anything about that one. It's basically just a reveal trailer for the game, and an announcement that it is in development.

youtube.com/watch?v=rBao3iWenTs

There's no mention of other systems, but given that it was aired at a life Nintendo event, that doesn't mean anything.

I recognize this artist

>mother NTR

The most disappointing reveal in years

The moment you realised Nintendo is actually doomed

Nintendo fucked up again. Every major release is for the Holidays 2017. It cost $300 with paid online , $70 controllers and has no games at launch.

Those who pay for online will get a whopping 1 NES or SNES rom to keep for 30 days. Nintendo went from cool and their own thing to a shittier version of Sony and Ms. Everything that could go wrong went wrong.

It really hurts when your hymen is torn.

I don't

Pls be in london.

>SMT5

They never said it was this. They gave no title.

I called it a "Shin Megami Tensei game in development", although I don't know why the Youtube video is calling it SMT5. Probably a presumption of the uploader. Still, I just wanted to show what little content was in the reveal, without asking people to watch through over an hour of video.

TRAVIS TOUCHDOWN CONFIRMED FOR SWITCH

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

What about that rumor that you can buy only the switch without the dock for $200?

To be fair it's about playing on the go. Planes and trains already have places that you can plug in your charger if you really need it.

>Zelda: Anime of the Wild
>Fire Emblem Musou
>Mario in New York
>Console SMT
>No More Heroes 3
>Xenoblade 2
>Bravely Default-esque game by Square
>NO REGION LOCK
>WE GUNDAM, SUPAROBO AND KISEKI EVENTUALLY

As usual for nintendo, the console looks like absolute shit and has almost no games. Zelda, Mario and Splatoon are the only things that look good

Nintendo's final whimper.

Mother 3

>What about that rumor that you can buy only the switch without the dock for $200?
Nothing mentioned about that.

Most likely? Pure bullshit. It would be like Nintendo selling the Wii U without the gamepad. Even if it was technically possible to do so, Nintendo would want to sell their console piecemeal like that.

Plus, the base console only has the dock for charging. It apparently doesn't include a separate charger cable, although it is using a standard USB-C cable for charging, so you could buy one yourself from anywhere.