holy shit lads. its even worse than i imagined
>720p 30fps in 2017
>$300
>Nintendo network +Gold monthly subscription
>the controller uses battery for motion control and ice cube gimmicks
>"let me show you a game made possible by joycon" its that cowboy showdown game you can get for free on android
>rock em sock em robots
>another shitty xenoblade
>ports of ancient games
>no word on battery life because its going to be garbage
jesus what a train wreck.
the new mario looks outstanding at least
>holy [x]
shut the fuck up
oh mai, this isnt good news
>no word on battery life
2-6 hours depending on the game, stated in the presentation.
good news, tho: once this fails we'll get nintendo games on the xbox 2 and the ps5
nintendo shills now just telling people to shut the fuck up, this is really getting sad
2-6 wtf? are you serious
>80 bux for controllers that will get lost/stolen
>having an opinion
>shut the fuck up
yeah man fuck discussion I only come to Sup Forums to look at the pretty pictures and sit in my hugbox where we all repeat the same groupthink in an effort to stop the overwhelming loneliness of it all from taking over.
goddamn does reddit just come here when one of the big 3 takes a dump or has Sup Forums gotten this pathetic
2.5 to 6.
So realistically about 4 hours max at a reasonable brightness setting.
What's the matter with 30fps? The human can't even see above 20fps anyway. You're literally crying over numbers.
>The new Mario looks outstanding at least
Yeah no
No new Mario or Zelda will ever make up for p a i d online.
At least it's free on the first few months, but geez.
>O-oh, we're going to make up for you paying for our online by giving you these (tm)NES/SNES roms
At least they bothered.
haha gave me a kekle
3 hours for BOTW
Varies by game.
Retards.
Stop using "holy" and "Jesus" every single post.
Don't forget that free online is worthless for the first month as MK8 releases in April.
You're fucking pathetic, drone.
It´s 329€ - 349€ in Europe. Going to be a dumpster fire of epic proportions.
i didnt say it would you sperg
the rest of the thing is an unmitigated disaster but that new mario looks tight
i understand your butthurt though. i cant fucking believe nintendo are gonna start charging for online play. their track record in the department has been nothing but fucking abysmal for their entire lifetime
holy jesus user, literally neither one of us posted either of those words
>drone
>repeats the same few words every post like everyone else
LE HOLY SHIT DUUUUDE
Battery life is 2.5 hours it's fucked
Nope
They said 3 hours playing zelda
>he's not a Christian
>in the year 2017 of our Lord
>the controller uses battery for motion control and ice cube gimmicks
just like every controller, it's the vibration you dolt
>no word on battery life because its going to be garbage
they already talked about it, it's going to be 2.5 hours to 6 hours, it's possible to recharge with standard usb
no one fall for this bait its shills trying to derail the thread
>butthurt
stop using this word too
what are you, 12?
>le my bum bum butt hurts XD
>Gold monthly subscription
>You get rotating NES and SNES roms
>You don't "keep" it when it rotates
>MUH MAYRIOOOH
>MUH ZELDUHHH
>Still no Metriod
these jap cunts can take their $400 gimmick and eat cock
Yes, you. You are fucking pathetic. You fucking pathetic fanboy with nothing left of your damage control but insults and desperate attempts at derailment.
You fucking drone. Buzz off.
I did say max, i assume less demanding games will stress it less seeing as it's on more modern hardware with better power management than the shit the 3ds is made from.
Also who said this.
No, you get the fuck out. People have a right to be angry.
>please stop saying mean words to me waaah
>>>/reddit/
>metroid for switch revealed
>federation force 2
>fanboy
>post has nothing to do with nintendo or any game/console
Yes, this, let the people speak!
...
Dude, I'm Christian, and you need to fucking chill.
If a person is so upset that they'd like the Almighty to dispense some justice, that's their business.
>stupid customers did not like our WiiU!
>But it seems they like new releases of old games if they are called remastered
>Brilliant, lets release a console with ONLY "remastered" games
>But we are Nintendo...
>Ah right.. announce a Mario game and add a random gimnick
and thus the Switch was born
RIP 2017-2017
i must have missed that, thanks user
oh man thats garbage. so after the batteries settle in a year or so, that'll be what, 2 hours max for any game?
shit i didnt even mention the 32gb of internal storage.
i cant believe theyre charging 300 bux for this thing
>We will never see another Metriod Prime in our lifetime
Feels bad having your favorite Nintendo exclusive series be 100% kill.
>2-6 hours
6 hours being a pixel sidescroller with the backlight practically turned off and no rumble or wifi.
(((THEY KNOW)))
>Dude
>chill
underaged wigga faggot, go back to facebook
they should have put a big ass battery in, i wanted 10 hours at the least
dayum this man is so butt busted he cant even realise when someone sympathises with him. hes just lashing out. hes like a wild animal here
what have nintendo done
that whole presentation was a fucking disaster, I wonder if they'll keep the NIPPON BANZAI way of doing business and not change a thing about everything that makes the Switch a disappointment
I will buy one when nintendo find out that their price is bullshit and they have to lower it, ala 3DS
>paying for an online service which makes you fuck around with friend codes and binds purchases to consoles
wait, you don't even KEEP them, they just bloody rotate
aw, this just keeps getting better and better, I assumed we'd be getting one NES/SNES rom of choice each month
hey nintendo if youre listening please throw the switch in the bin, and put all efforts into a VR console, with multiplayer nintendo worlds
Woa i get NES SNES roms wich i can download for free... i guess im not paying a golden subscription just to play Clocktower on the Go on my switch
If i want NES/SNES games i can simply download an emulator on my phone...and play 6 hours without chargeing and without any subscriptions
The more and more I find out about this the more faith I loose in the system. I didn't think I would've lost it so fast but to me this system is going to bomb.
>ALL THESE LITERAL AUTISTS REPLYING SERIOUS TO OBVIOUS BAIT
I mean it's so obviously not serious that I thought it'd be a joke but apparently Sup Forums is just full of retards and foreigners
>VR
It's okay because of one certain reason.
It's even worse with stuff like AM2R and XFusion showcasing how good the franchise could be if Nintendo gave half a fuck about it, but they'd rather release shit or just ignore the series altogether.
nintendo.com
>Subscribers will get to download and play a Nintendo Entertainment System™ (NES) or Super Nintendo Entertainment System™ (Super NES) game (with newly-added online play) for free for a month.
>free for a month.
>for a month
maybe if they shill harder than anyone has ever shilled before it might be a success? maybe?
i doubt anyone other than fanboys will be buying this system,
>720p 30fps in 2017
You should be thankful you aren't getting maggoty gruel and 30 weeks in the mines digging for 3DS screen crystals in 2017 you petulant manchild
>LITERAL
this is actually hilarious
I was going to ask when someone was going to use the word "literally" incorrectly and you just did it for me
thanks, retard
JAP WOULD RATHER SEE UNDERAGED GIRLS AND BLONDE TWINKS THAN PURE PART BIRD ARYAN AMAZONS
TYPICAL JAPS
dont doubt it my friend, best gaming experience ive had in a long time wait a few years when its cheap everyone will be using it
Wow i will be able to share my playtime on clock tower on a stupid leader board... great job nintendo...and only for a month hahahahahah
>An extra Joy-Con controller and Charging Grip will be $110
gamesindustry.biz
KEK
if you want an nes/snes rom of choice each month, get a raspberry pi zero, install retropie, and instead of putting full sets of every nes and snes rom, limit yourself to getting only one every month out of around 80 games
DELETE THIS
You mean on iphone
Source me on the pic my man
I see Nintendo is taking pointers from Apple after they released a game on the iOS
Obvious bait
>ice cube gimmicks
I missed the presentation, what is this?
It's a Black Rock Shooter fanart made by M-Da S-Tarou.
Here's some of his stuff, they are super interesting.
gelbooru.com
hd vibration
it's a fancy system with vibration motors that make you think your joy-con is a glass full of ice cubes (if you're an idiot)
Does it matter which model to get if I want to get a Rasberry Pi to play emulators? My local shop sells Raspberry Pi 3 Model B. Will it be able to run Gamecube games?
You missed the death of Nintendo
That's... I dunno what even to say to that.
Thanks, have some ass in return
Games are cartridges, storage is for games... Nothing clicks user?
No need to save games = less storage needed
the pi 3 model b, when overclocked, can run ps1 and n64 at best. gamecube emulation is quite hardware intensive
the zero can emulate snes and genesis at best, and i don't know if it can be overclocked
the pi 1 is around the same as the zero
nobody gives a shit about the pi 2, so it's the zero or 3
also, the only pi 3 model out at the moment is the model b
Nothing short of x86 can emulate gamecube/wii at the moment.
Even snapdragon 820 phones can't handle it without being like 15fps and that's one of the fastest mobile CPUs on android devices right now.
who even cares about battery life? you won't play chinese video games for billion hours outside anyways
>hd vibration
lol wut? That makes literally zero sense.
>Sup Forums expects a ps4 on a chip with 10 hour battery life and a 1tb solid state drive, as improbable as that is
>Sup Forums doesn't get what they want, and instead gets a portable wii u with detachable controllers and half decent battery life for the specs
>Sup Forums flips their shit
Thanks. I was reading the wiki on Raspberry Pi emulation and was wondering which models can support x86 to run Gamecube emulation.
No.
yeah it doesn't, i watched the presentation and i still don't get it, they only explained it with the shitty ice cube metaphor
check out retropie, it's the os everyone uses on their pis to make those portables and arcade cabinets
and where are you gonna save your updates, dlc, digital games?
use your head user. modern console games need as much storage for DLC and patches than the base game in many cases
unless the game carts are designed to hold much more than the game and all patches and dlc download to the cart, this isnt gonna be a good situation. and even then, you'd have to be paying for carts, flash memory units essentially, with a storage capacity in excess of 64gb for games like battlefield. that shit isnt cheap user
Actually I would have either liked them to have just made it strictly a good handheld, or to have made it a competent home console, instead we get something that's not really as good as either.
>300 (THREE HUNDRED, TEN TIMES THIRTY, THIRTY TIMES TEN, NINE HUNDRED DIVIDED BY THREE) BIG BUCKS FOR THIS HARDWARE
except it's free till fall
I sure hope Nintendo has plans moving forward. They cannot do the same shit they did with the Wii U or this will be their last home console. The price point along with the underpowered console is already putting them in a bad position. Third party exclusive games are a must. Multiplatform games will not save them.
>half decent battery life for the specs
Even for non-3d optimised tablets and phones 3-4 hours is pretty common for full 3d load battery tests with reasonable brightness settings.
With the size and resolution of the screen and the absurd thickness of the device and the required underclocking of the system to meet the bottom of the battery's performance output across it's run time, meeting that standard is, while not exceeding my expectations, a pretty poor showing nonetheless
but it has a shiny new Mario and Zelda!
This is what you wanted, right?
A-and we are supporting third party this time we mean it this time even though we said it for Wii U.
P-p-please buy the Switch...
No one expected that
We've been calling this shit since the rumored leaked specs and the 720p screen.
The only reason we're chimping out is because it fell below our already low expectations
Nintendo are so out of touch, they should just call it a day really
I bought every Nintendo console that came out since N64, including the wiiu. But I got burned too hard with the that meme. Thought the switch might have the potential for me to support Nintendo again, but after this it looks like they've fucked themselves when they needed to redeem themselves and I bet even a bunch of fanboys give up too.
i just dont think anyone really gives a shit that its portable
>
this
ive been trying to tell nintendrones for weeks now than the battery was going to be ass. they were like
>oh so youve seen some documents that the public dont have access to?
the reality all along was that with the aims of the switch and the limitations of modern consumer grade batteries, this way always going to be the case.
give it a year of on and off playing and charging, and that battery won't be worth a shit. 2 hours playtime max
personally i was expecting it to be 50 bux cheaper and still have that laughable 32gb of storage. at 300 bux i would have expected 128gb flash storage
Can anyone explain the icecube thing to me, whats the deal