How can The Witcher girls even compete?

How can The Witcher girls even compete?

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I really don't know.

>australian

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bioware pre-sjw, now big boobs are banned

Or if they're big, they sag half way or more down to the belly button.
Actually, pretty sure they sag regardless of size. Why does Bioware hate titties.

holy fuck

goddamn

They still have a couple of rogue artists.

The ones that include EDIs cammeltoe on ME3 for example.

da 2 was the start actually
you couldnt say hello to anders and not wake up in his bed after anal

She was in the DA:I multiplayer, unchanged

Because feminists are flat women who hate younger women with bigger boobs, why do you think they are pushing the trans propaganda in children (but not in adults) now? Competition.

>not using concept art morrigan who is 100 times hotter

Nay

By not fucking dogs.

'tis cold in my tent

We already had a Morrigan thread a few hours ago...

What's wrong with another?

Are you gay?

>Yennefer doesn't have lore-accurate pale nipples

ONE JOB, YOU STUPID POLES

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And?

would you let Morrigan teach you if she was your mom?

Nothing...
No...

When playing DA:I it's much hotter to play as a brown-skinned white-haired female Dalish Elf and imagine how hot it would be getting Alistair's royal rocket every night in camp and later as his mistress than imagining ever sleeping with that hag Morrigan.

You know I'm right

Why is Morrigan the only character in Inquisition to actually look like themselves?

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Is DA even worth playing just for her alone?

No. Not worth for anything at all.

Why does breast reduction exist in the DA universe?

I was never ever attracted to my mom but she also isn't nearly as hot as Morrigan.

The first one, yes.

Not the third.

She there only in the last third of the game and you don't really interact with her except for a few cutscenes and some Q&A in Skyhold's garden. So no...

Morrigan or Rosa var Attre?

DA:O is worth playing just for itself.
I got DA:I for christmas and just played it for her.
>Can't romance her
>If you could, it would feel like cucking yourself/Your Warden because BW thinks having another protag each game is a good idea

So did anything come from giving morgan your seed at the end of origins? Haven't played any of the new bioshit games.

Sup Forums has a much greater understanding of the phenomena than just "oh they have tiny tits and they're jealous", but at the surface level that's basically correct

Read DAI. For the whole series see

Fuck, I've never played a DA gane befoer but was thinking about picking up DA:I
Sh-Should I get Origins instead?
Are there lewd mods?

anyone who doesn't say rosa is gaywad

This post isn't DA, it's The Witcher 3.

Biggest fucking tease the poles ever did.

Yes and yes.

Yes, of course. How could I doubt the mighty Sup Forums?

Played TW3 but I honestly can't remember that girl

DLC character i think

>Are there lewd mods?
nexusmods.com/dragonage/mods/548/?

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She's in the Broken Flowers quest, the one you rebuild Rosemary and Thyme or something.

You can't

qt

Origins is perfectly moddable, so
Where there are mods, there is lewd

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It's the girl you give fencing lessons to.
>tfw no threesome with her and her twin

Ahh. Back when /dag/ was actually still a general and not a chatroom for social inepts.

MOMMY

>girl born into nobility
>hates everything to do with nobility
>just wants to fight and go on adventures
>her questline comes to an abrupt end
>there is a folder in the witcher 3 files called "rosa_romance"
>it's empty

What does Sup Forums think of the Dragon Age/Bioware General on /vg/?

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>wanting moldy swamp pussy
Fucking disgusting.

>ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE

Seriously, fuck Anders. I actually somewhat enjoyed DA2, but they just had to make the mandatory healer guy the one person who can't shut the fuck up about how he wants to fuck you. What is worse, I had that elf girl as my character's romantic interest, so Anders kept complaining about how she's taking away my character from him.

Were this any kind of real life situation, any sensible person would already put Anders in his place, but we can't have MC telling a faggot to stop being so fucking flamboyant about it, can we?

>yfw every single SFM porn has better animations

>Anime scum
Go fap to lolicons, degenerate

Never compare to witcher girls.
You'll lose.

>not knowing the difference between loli and lolicon
Why would he fap to himself, idiot?

Problem is her story kinda goes nowhere.

THOOOOOSE LIPPPPPPSSSSS

See, I have no intention of getting into that, so why would I know shit about it? I'm sure you are a walking encyclopedia on that topic. Congratulations.

IS THAT A THONG

Why does everyone like Rosa? She was nothig but a cunt, and you could tell from the beginning she would end up using you

>i am proud of not knowing what the words i use mean

See, you are a dumb fuck, congratulations.

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When it's related to pedo shit, I'm glad about being uninformed.

DA:O places in my opinion still to good bioware-era, so it is worth playing for the game.

dragon gayge

>picks Triss

Origins is literally the only one worth playing in the series. 2 and inquisition are bad already as games itself

I know, right? Those are some fucking horrible puppet-like animations. Shit, I'm probably offending some puppeteers out there by merely comparing their art to Bioware's animators.

Wait people find morrigan man face attractive?

Yet proud to voice your opinion on it regardless, despite being uninformed. Smart. Just drop the holier than though act and admit in Spanish internally that you fucked up the locally accepted lingo. Nothing particularly noteworthy about it.

Analyzing her facial features and bone structure, I can say you don't know shit about what makes face masculine or feminine :^)

go to bed, Gaider.

>doesn't like snowy Kovir cuddles

DA:O is mediocrity done right, it's an okay game worth a playthrough

>not wanting to be used
What are you gay or something?

>I need to know weeb words to know that pedos are degenerates
Yeah, no. Nice derail attempt though.

DA:O is manfaces only.

You need to know the words you use, otherwise you just look like a fucking retard.

But it's totally normal and healthy to get off to pre-teen girls as long as I do it in front of my computer!

That's a puppet? I'll need a name, good user.

look at the picture supplied in and tell me with a straight face you find morrigan's mug attractive. Not her body, outfit, demeanour or personality, her actual face.

That reminds me how in ME3 Ashley suddenly went from being an ugly space marine woman to an ugly Michael Jackson transsexual.

Thunderbolt Fantasy

Time to choose, Sup Forums. Triss or Leliana?

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(You)

Please try to get help, user.

>being this fucking assblasted about not accepting your own mistakes

Fuck I got Dragon Age Inquisition cheap a while back, haven't played it, doesn't sound like it's good at all

But I don't even watch loli. Shit, I don't even watch anime or read manga, my mongoloid friend.