Everyone has his own screen

>Everyone has his own screen
>They all do splitscreen
Great job Nintendo

>this is how nintendo imagines people actually play video games

If it was something like a DS it would be accurate.

>eating pizza with a fork
What are these monkeys doing?

>reality
>4 euphoric dudebros
>pizza and Monster remnants

Its for the potato wedge you butt

is this what Nintendo thinks girls do together, the fucking perverts?

what exactly is that pizza?

That's why this can't be the definitive mario kart experience of the switch, it's rushed as fuck, and there's only a DLC battle mode included. Waiting for Mario kart 9.

>eating greasy takeaway food
>then touching their controllers
This image makes me visibly sick.

They also all are player one aswell.

>eating potato wedge with a fork

thats even worse you mongoloid

>4 females ever getting together to play video games

What the fuck is Nintendo thinking?

2 HOUR BATTERY LIFE

WoooW
They only photoshopped the wrong screens on it.
Chill out.

How can these animals eat while playing truly disgusting

>battery life didn't even last through the photo shoot so they just shooped the screens in

>did everyone bring your $300 switch consoles and $60 copy of Mario Kart?
>good, let's play split-screen and wipe our pizza-grease stained fingers all over our switches

I'm gonna be sick

haha

But what if there are 8 players?

>eating carbs as a side to carbs
Do Americans actually do this?

...

Do you guys think the Nintendo Switch can break the curse of me failing ever interracial sexual event I'll ever have?

Pizza is a vegetable

Actually Japanese people do it, or assume westerners do it. So many fast food places have fries as a side. Even at a pizza place a breakfast joint, or a place with like tacos. A friend went to an Italian restaurant and every dish came with the option of fries. Including spagetti.

They're a bit weird about it.

>not one user who isn't using neon joycons
>only one dude using a pro
CASUAKLAJSMALS

from what I can tell its a mixture of beef, shrimp, zucchini, mushrooms, carrots, cherry tomatoes, olives, basil and no tomato sauce, which seems pretty disgusting.

>Japanese people do it

Yes, look at this bad boy

>1280 dollars of entertainment

>playing games
>still hasn't finished meal

Shit will be cold.

>ok, we've got our Switches all set up
>hey, Karen can't join our Mario Kart lobby
>do you have an active Nintendo Gold subscription?
>oh my god Karen, you forgot?

>not purposefully waiting for your pizza to go cold.

>I'll be in Japan when I get mine
>It's roughly £215 in Japan
>Save £65
>Mfw read about the battery life
>mfw 11 hour flight

I'm fucked
Reeeeeee

That isn't even a pizza, it's just bread with randomass unidentifiable shit on it. It doesn't even have sauce.

>touching electronics with greasy hands after eating american "pizza"

thats not a monster can its a splatoon amiibo

>spending money you could use to buy foreign hookers on some shitty dead on arrival kids' toy with no games

Yeah, you're fucked alright

I have 450,000 yen. Why should I care about getting hookers?

This. I'd rather spend money fucking some JK gyaru whore than on a switch.

>Eating pizza with your hands

jesus what are you 12?

now now user, don't call white people monkeys you fucking racist

>uses utensils to eat pizza
so you like to do the dishes as much as possible? You can always wash your hands

I eat with utensils on public places, but at home, i go hands all the way, baby

>330 Euros
>paid online
>probably some form of region lock especially since we now have paid online which has to be in order with local regulations
>remasters and rehashes as launch titles

I used to be hardcore on nintendo but fuck that shit. I am not paying for this overpriced shit and online just to play pokemon game with 10 hours of unskippable cutscenes in the future

>450,000 yen
>barely $3600
Lmao, you're a fucking special kind of retard, aren't you?
ooooh 450k of worthless currency, watch out people, we're dealing with a fucking kingpin here

thats jap pizza actually

we don't put big slices of roast beef on our pizza here

Unless you are nigger if you have to pay to get laid in asia then you are fucking loser

>I have 450,000 yen

I'm not sure why you felt this was worth mentioning.

Why would anyone get the colored joy-cons over the black? They're such an eyesore.

Because progressive.

Does the Nintendo Switch logo remind anyone else of Domino's Pizza?

I'm mad that they made them red&blue for some reason instead of red and green

Yes.

International flights have power outlets. You're not going to get a switch in japan at launch unless you preordered seven hours ago anyway.

Those tendies in the right

I love it!

They haven't finished their food either.

hey DIPSHIT EACH HAND HOLDING THE CONTROLLER IS AFROM A DIFFERENT PERSON, THAT'S WHY THEIR SPLIT. LOOK AT THE CLOTHES ON THE ARMS

>greasy finger food with controllers
>4 split screens on 4 small screens
I literally can't stop laughing

Take this racist shit back to Sup Forums. You're not welcome here.

Interracial strikes again!

It does now

Not all flights the KLM 777-300ER I went on back home from Japan had no charging ports etc.

I can just imagine the grease and sauce from the pizzas and chicken smearing over the screens.

>can you imagine being so fat

can you imagine the amount of WAH-HOO YIPPIE and coin sounds coming out of that room

>$1600+ of hardware, gimmicky accessoirs and software in one single picture

Holy shit, I can actually see Nintendicksuckers spending that much on MUH NINTENDO just to play local splitscreen on tiny 54x54 pixels whereas they could build a killer PC that will be able to play ten thousands of games at best framerates and resolutions.

that 'za looks shite

So does Australia. And England. Fries as a side are pretty standard outside of America.

Hi Tumblr.

>done this before
And it tastes much more godly than you'd assume at first glance