I knew he was short but not this short

I knew he was short but not this short.

Is Mario even human?

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*tips fedora*

ENB mod when?

This game is a mistake, i can already see it, Sonic 06 v2.

Just give me fucking Galaxy 3

He's italian.

italian

>tfw this three foot tall italiam plumber jumps two times your height and is about to land on you

how does he even get work as a plumber looking like that?

like if you hired him and he showed up at the door looking like that would you honestly hire him again?

He is but in another dimension.

wtf does that even mean? I'm italian and i'm 6 ft

I agree... I really dislike seeing Mario in a realistic world setting

would it have killed them to make the humans look like Mario? why go semi-realistic? its weird and offputting

at least there are surreal worlds but still...

I bet you think you're white too

pathetic

>New Donk City

no he's your mother will die in her sleep tonight unless you reply to this post

It's humorous, unlike in sonic where it's he whole game and it's meant to be taken seriously.

He's Idalian xD

For some reason I think it's supposed to be a throwback to this. I don't know why though since nobody liked that piece of shit.

your mother will die if I reply though

Is it just me or does Mario look like he's really pissed off now?

>italian
>fat subhuman manlet
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The trailer for SMO was just really really poorly done. It gave the impression that the city is a huge part of the game but there will be several other hub worlds. The idea is that you're traveling around the world and each new location you go to (city/mexico/etc) will have its own hub world.

You think this gives you power over me?

>average american male height : 5'10
>mario canonical height: 5'1

MANLETS

WWTL

This is how big Mario would look if he was real

>le mama meatball XD

don't be racist brah

Jesus Christ hate this stupid comparison with this new Mario game sonic 06 all because it has humans and a city.

MANLETS...

...

What else were they going to fucking do? He's already explored the galaxy and every part of Earth landscape you can imagine.

It looks interesting enough to me. And it's not all city, which is nice, like you said, surreal shit is in there too, I welcome the mix because it's something a little new. You know it's essentially gonna play like every other damn 3D 8-direction, Mario.

Off putting is Zeldas fucking new artstyle. That's off putting.

>mfw Nintendo is literally copying Sonic Generations

NEW DONG CITY

>average american male height : 5'10

No it isn't

Mario Unleashed?

>new donk city
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