>$300 US
>€329.99
>£279.99
>Paid online
>Online only available in the U.S., Canada, and Mexico only at launch
>Zelda £60
>Mario £50
>Joy-con $80
>Pro Controller $70
>Zelda 900p sub 30fps (2017)
>32GB storage space
>Voice chat only through a paid smartphone/tablet app
Please add anything I have missed
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>Paid online
>Online only available in the U.S., Canada, and Mexico only at launch
Does this mean it's free for the rest of the world?
No you retard it means they don't have online service at all
>470 dollarydoos
shit's going to flop here
That means no online functions for those other regions
>Mario £50
Mario also releases in holiday 2017, meaning that it's only launch game (Zelda) is also on Wii U
€329.99
€299 actually.
Can't wait to read all the mental gymnastics Nintendrones will be pumping out soon.
Are there going to be online games at launch anyway?
How they managed to skip Japan tho ?
>€329.99 with 32GB storage space
>more expensive than the PS4
The sales here are going to be incredible.
>make fun of sony/xbros for paying for online
>this happens
how do nintendrones deal with their cognitive dissonance right now?
>299€
>source: my peenus weenus
so how stupid do you have to be to kill your product before is even out
well, I definitely won't get this at launch
>Joy-con $80
And that's not including the grip, extra $30 if you want it.
Japans are loyal to nintendo, they can take a little inconvenience without being butthurt.
Preorders are open, you stupid drone.
It's a portable console u faggots.
>>Online only available in the U.S., Canada, and Mexico only at launch
Wait what
by deflecting to sony
BUT PAID ONLINE GIVES YOU 1 (ONE) FREE SNES/NES GAME
WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT?
And it says 329.99€ in all EU stores.
...
And here in Europe it cost 330 Euros even if Euros worth more than dollars and here is harder to get money since lots of countries has lots of unemployment
Jesus Christ that's bad. In fact, the only positive thing really is that you actually get the dock with purchase. I know most people didn't even expect that.
*1 free s/nes game for one month
But we got Skyrim nigga, Skyrim!
>I-IF IT WEREN'T FOR SONY NINTENDO WOULDN'T HAVE DONE THIS! IT'S ALL SONY'S FAULT, BLAME THEM!
>for one month
You mean it's not even a game you keep permanently?
Obituary?
Oh, bitch you worry - too much about your shitty xbone failure to do humanity, the world or history at large any good by having any further opinions on Sup Forums. Fuck off with your Murrican-fabricated cancer peasantry.
got a source for these numbers?
nope
What is there to play online at launch?
>>$300 US
>>€329.99
>>£279.99
Sandart Launnch price and cheaper than the Wii U
>Paid online
Blame Sonyggers and XBots who were happy with it Nintendo just copied them
>Online only available in the U.S., Canada, and Mexico only at launch
Bullshit.
Not online will be avaible but PAID online services will be avaible these are 2 different thing you illiterate shitposting nigger
Hopefully the mods will ban this shitty console war thread
>Zelda £60
You mean dollars normal retail price
>Mario £50
Normal price
>Joy-con $80
>Pro Controller $70
More technic inside results in higher price
>Zelda 900p sub 30fps (2017)
900p is true but 30fps is again pulled out of your hairy ass
>32GB storage space
Explained because cartridges who dont need to copy data to the storage system
>Voice chat only through a paid smartphone/tablet app
Depending on the game
>Please add anything I have missed
How about kys
Where have you been in the last 24 hours?
>I'll have to buy this piece of shit just for Pokemon and SMT
I'll just get one second hand or something
I really, really hope it bombs.
i fucking hate being paired with burgerlanders.
LOL
HOW THE FUCK CAN NINTENDRONES RATIONALIZE THIS SHIT
Oh god me too
Dont know if most of you are just trolling or whatever but Nintendo games are always higher quality than Sony trash or Xbox garbage by a mile. It's been that way since, well, forever. Sure things look shaky now but Nintendo knows their real fans will see them through it. Small price to pay for assured quality
>nintendo does something
>blame xbox and sony
lmao
How much are you getting paid ?
Honestly FUCK soniggers, they were dumb enough to let sony fuck them in the ass and let paid online be a thing
>Blame Sonyggers and XBots who were happy with it Nintendo just copied them
Like fucking clockwork
>SONY AND MICROSOFT DID IT FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>30fps is again pulled out of your hairy ass
Yeah man, with those specs we're sure gonna be having a buttery smooth 60 EF PEE ES vidya gaems huh buddy?
Please neck yourself.
>t.nitendrone
>469.95 AUD
>119.95 AUD for a second controller
>Close to 600 dollarydoos with no (0) games included
>online not available in your region on launch :^)
wtf I hate bing bing wahoo now
Then they should focus on being developers and not shitting out overpriced hardward and subpar """"services"""".
I love nintendo games too but the 3DS's gimmick was never used and the Wii U deserved to fail as hardware. Nintendo Online was only tolerable because it was free and now that's gone too.
Add monster hunter if it ever happens and youve got me too
>Sony shit
>Nintendo shit
>Microshit
well i'm done, guess i will rot on PC and cry about console exclusives
>470 dollarydoos
i was excited, but no
thats a cancelled preorder
It's 280 on amazon though?
You seem angry.
This is the ninth time I've seen wordplay exactly like this on Sup Forums over the past 2 months. Tempted to believe Eminem is posting on this board.
>Being a poor tacolander
It won't. Nintendo fans go crazy over this shit. ESPECIALLY if its only 2 units a day, I'm telling you. Nintendo hates it's fans
>$900
Nope, pre-order fucking canceled
Everything else I could live with but a $80 for joy-con and paid online is straight up hot garbage.
Like as if Nintendo's online service was even WORTH paying for and nearly $100 for controllers that already look too fucking small for non Japanese hands is ridiculous.
I still don't understand why we are supposed to pay 330€ when Americans only have to pay 300$. The euro is still worth more than the dollar. The fuck
Oh boy.
Here comes the most rabid nintendrone on Sup Forums.
He posted sub 30fps you illiterate nignog
>>$300 US
Im not poor
>>€329.99
Im not poor
>>£279.99
Im not poor
>>Paid online
Im not poor
>>Online only available in the U.S., Canada, and Mexico only at launch
I live in u.s so its fine. Third world mud huts dont need nintendo. They need clean water
>>Zelda £60
I like Zelda
>>Mario £50
I like mario
>>Joy-con $80
Yeah we will see
>>Pro Controller $70
Thats fine
>>Zelda 900p sub 30fps (2017)
Source
GB storage space
Ill buy more
>>Voice chat only through a paid smartphone/tablet app
Implying i want to talk to you fat losers
>Please add anything I have missed
Fun. You missed the fun
Just like the deflecting to microsoft when sony did it, its a cycle!
>Voice chat only through a paid smartphone/tablet app
THIS
FUCKING THIS
DOES NINTENDO EVEN KNOW THAT SKYPE EXISTS
TWO NUKES WERE NOT ENOUGH
Is the WiiU version of Zelda still a thing ?
I would be too if I were stuck on consoles lmao
>All 3 are paid online
l m a o
>release the WiiU
>it's a flop
>"shit guys we better learn from this for the next console!"
>"GUYS! what if we basically shrunk the console components in the WiiU and then put them INSIDE the WiiU controller, colored it grey because white might make people think it's an offshoote of a WiiU, and made it portable? oh and everything has to be really expensive and *Sold Separately."
>"GENIUS"
post yfw
More than your mom for sucking nigger dicks
"Gamers" had the chance shitting on Microsoft when they announc they would charge for online.
What was the response?
>B...but the store is so much better
>I get FREE GAMES!!!!
After Microsoft Sony followed .
Gamers had a second chance to say no but what happened:
>B....BUT I GET FREE GAMES FROM SONY ITS OKAY TO PAY 40 - 50 BUCKS A YEAR
So now after more than 12 year you start to blame Nintendo for something they now do?
Cmon
yes and you can emulate it too!
>Like as if Nintendo's online service was even WORTH paying for
You don't think Sony and Microsoft's online service didn't improve once it became a paid service?
Why is the bar always set higher for Nintendont
>tfw the Nintendo Switch costs more than a fucking PS4 here in Denmark
US price without tax?
Is US tax even 21℅ like some EU countries?
That too.
Exclusives are fucking cancer but I'm goign to buy it anyway because those are literally three of my most cherished gaming franchises.
Honestly, they're mainly getting away with this because Nips barely know about PC gaming.
>>B...but the store is so much better
>>I get FREE GAMES!!!!
Xbox Live Gold didn't start off with that you fucking retard. That was added long after the big update of 2008.
>bar set higher
>Voice chat only through A PAID TABLET/SMARTPHONE APP
Isn't Sony more popular here (Europe) anyway? You'd think they make it same price as the PS4 then.
>mfw with the lately improvements emulating Zelda on CEMU will bring a better experience at 1080p 60fps than in the Switch version
Different user, but I'm just sad that paid online is a thing. Sadly I can't get a Switch now, even though I was rooting for it so hard, I'm just fucking bummed out.
I don't have NEETbux or a job, all I have is a little bit of money here and there, not enough to sustain a monthly service. And that's really all the enjoyment I got from Nintendo games, playing them with friends. It's just, sad, really.
US doesn't pay import taxes. Our sales taxes are anywhere between 6% and 9%
>tripfag
>being an absolute faggot Nintoddler
>blaming Sony and MS
Who would have thought?
Doesn't it cost more than a PS4 everywhere?
>329€
Not where im living
You think it's because they didn't want to make a mic for the switch?
It's probably some loop hole that makes it so they're not reaponsible if some creep says some creepy shit and the parents want to sue Nintendo.
>Im not poor
i'm not poor either and i don't pay 400$ for a mc donald burger
This console is batteries-not-included taken to a whole new level
>next Mario kart, smash and splatoon now pay 2 play online
WHAT WERE THEY THINKING
you forgot
>docking station $90
wtf how long does the rest of the world have to wait until the console goes online?
>£60 games
Are you having a fucking giggle?
No but you're comparing things to burgers so you sound pretty fat
t. Reggie
...
WHY IS IT COMING TO MEXICO BIT NOT THE REST OF LATIN AMERICA?
WE SOUTH AMERICANS ARE GAMERS TOO
>4 Games available on Launch Day
>The one game worth playing is available on the WiiU and can probably be emulated at 4k on CEMU
In the garbage it goes.
>You mean dollars normal retail price
amazon.co.uk
I'm not poor either and I refuse to pay for online as shitty as Nintendo's. And don't give me that "it'll improve after people pay for it" bullshit because people said that about PSN too and it's still trash.
>Zelda 900p sub 30fps (2017)
The (2017) made me lose my shit for some reason
>LE PARENTAL CONTROL ARGUMENT
Yes, yes goy, you are absolutely correct!
>No but you're comparing things to burgers so you sound pretty fat
i do this so amerifats get my point