>Parental Controls
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STOP THIS SHIT, NINTENDO
>helicopter parenting: the app
>parents should let their children play for countless hours on end and any game they want
>parents shouldn't raise their kids in a way they'll have more hobbies than being video gaming, anime watching social rejects
you must be 18+ to post here. If your parent can shut off your console you aren't
I don't even live with my parents. Focusing on kiddie shit is absolutely retarded
Who gives a shit
You should only be upset if you're younger than 9
>t. child
>Focusing on kiddie shit is absolutely retarded
>on a console for kids
I love seeing Bowser be a good parent.
>lusty peach as screen saver
When I was a kid, "parental controls" were just my dad slapping the shit out of me if he caught me playing violent games or playing games instead of doing homework.
Wii U fucking flopped, my man. Focusing on kiddie shit confirms that this will be another flop
>manchild still doesn't accept that the Switch is for kids
>Bowser Jr was just about to win when he gets locked out
Harsh
Where are the koopalings?
And look how you turned out. Shitposting on a vietnamese wood sculpting board.
Bowser is a loser
I need a picture of pimpin' Bowser from that Odyssey trailer.
>those dicc succing lips
>A looser with 9 kids
Even if it isn't with Peach, we know he is getting some. Which is more than most of us can say.
surprised no one shopped peach porn in that
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Good shit, thanks.
pimpin'
Bitter that mom restricted your play on cowadooty?
Also, you need to be 18 to post here
>when the villain of mario odyssey is literally a jojo reference
>Looser
Murican education
I want to play video games with Bowser Jr
I'm pretty sure Bowser Jr is his only child, the other Koopalings are not related to him
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NINTENDO
You can bet your ass if I had a kid I'm gonna limit his vidya.
I'm not going to let him grow up into someone like me.
see
kill yourself
Jesus fuck, why does a basic feature have to be outsourced to an app?
Promo was cute though
8 of those are not his kids user. Also most can't say that here because they are underage as fuck. Not sure that's much of a badge saying you are a parent at age 15.
JoJoNormies are the new bronies.
I didn't say it was better.
well people aren't allowed to do that anymore. they have to live in a delusional world where kids always listen like in the movies.
Eh, I think a feature like this is better as an app since the parent can, by far away from the home, decide if he wants to let his children play a bit more that day or check on other games.
I wonder if you can turn the Switch off with the app.
>Zeppeli outfit
>Killer Queen emblem
>Speedwagon hat
This was intentional.
>implying Peach didn't send him the picture
It's cheaper/more convenient this way. Otherwise they would have to make some other hardware solution so mom and dad would shell out ANOTHER ~$40 for some kind of remote device.
Or they would just have to be better parents and actually get their kid to stop playing.
The promo says you can lock it down remotely.
>yfw Bowser is a LITERAL helicopter parent
ITAJJR?
I'm not sure if I should report you for being underage or ignore your autistic shrieks
> A feature that has been on consoles since the PS2
>Only now having a bitch fit about it
What was he playing?
any mario game
What exactly is the problem here?
hes underage and mummy is going to turn his console off
>Talent recognize Talent
And what talent do you have?
Bayonetta 3
>This is genuinely an overweight, autistic, 13 year old and they are screaming at their monitor
t: manchild whose parents let him do nothing but play videogames as a kid
this feature is just to reassure the parents that the kids aren't spending hours on end on videogames and are getting exercise and playing outside and shit. pretty gud feature if you ask me.
>mfw bowser accidentaly opens _gay_ porn
Zelda
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But that's Hyrule Warriors.
Nothing because Switch has no games
No more heroes 3
What do the boos represent?
>tossing a razor sharp hat was a jojo idea
Have you ever seen James Bond?
us
Nintendo Xtreme Beach Volleyball
Do you think Jr. says "Daddy I love you" when they hug?
>hug
You sick fuck
>implying all video games aren't for kids
I agree. That promo video is cute as fuck.
I want to tease N8's cute little ____
and there are people who lose their shit when called out on nintendo being a company aimed towards children
all you have to do is walk in their room and plug their shit off, no need for an app
DaNA is in charge on Nintendo's online functionality, which is why you have this new app and the voice chat being restricted to mobile devices.
>this avatarfagging furfag
lol
Fear.
Much like the ESRB and PEGI, Japan has a rating system (CERO). In addition to the content you'd expect (violence, drugs, sexual, gambling), certain games of certain age ratings can also list other game content descriptors (romance, drug use when done by a minor, and scary situations)
It's Oddjob dude
do guys need any further proof it's their child?
I'd let Bowser give me an Oddjob
Does Japan even really know about Bond?
CUTE
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>2017
>still no Bowser parenting game
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eroge
nice
NOT EVEN A FAN OF THAT SHITTY SHOW BUT YOU CAN'T JUST KEEP FORCING A SHITTY MEME DAMMIT.
FIRST IT WAS JOJOBRONIES, THEN IT WAS JOJONORMIES, WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING OBSESSED WITH SOME SHITTY FOTM ANIME THAT YOU HAVE TO FORCE A MEME THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE! NEWFAGS LIKE YOU ARE LITERAL CANCER WHO JUST SPAM THE SAME FUCKING NAME AND THAT ONE SHITTY TUMBLR PICTURE, WE GET IT YOU HATE THE SHOW, STOP FORCING THIS RETARDED JOKE. WANT ME TO FUCKING SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU DIPSHIT, N O O N E F U C K I N G C A R E S.
I can agree that it's cute to see them together in this.
Hell I actually have the 2017 mario wall calendar and those 2 are on January and playing coin hockey together it's also cute.
Senran Kagura port
t. untalented