AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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bump you guys need to see this amazing game.
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this is fake rite
>meanwhile on PS4
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>yfw it's a $60 game
>Nintendo in 2016
>you can milk our cash cow for us!
>b-b-but PS4
every time
Nintendo Official handjob simulator.
Nintendo needs to put out sex games and tenga and fleshlight could come out with joi-cons add-ons. Like, you can slide your joi-cons on the side of the tenga and you because of the motion control and the "HD Rumbles", you get the most authentic sex simulation.
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What is actually going on with Sony though letting this shit fly?
all they had to do was make this a WarioWare game and it would be good
like this it looks like a free smartphone game
>2016
>you will never have so much fun as those two
Why live? ;_;
Minus8 flash incoming
>this isn't a game that comes free with the console
What the fuck were they thinking? Would've been a neat addition
Are they trying to imply that 1-2 switch is a cash cow game?
Senran impregnation and lactation fetish coming to Nintendo Switch.
Why it would be fake? I'm a guy living with my gf and her son in New York City and I never went to Kansas. This kind of games are very appealing to me.
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Do you - by any chance - know what (payed) actos are, you sloppy cock sucker?
reaction image goldmine.
I've milked a cow many times
It's cool in the beginning but milking hundreds of cow is not fun
That's why there is a machine for that
Nintendo knows its audience. Moms and kids. Good job. Wish them the best.
I've always dreamt of this game.
Did you know that you never touch a bull?
Because if you do it kills you
>tfw no qt farmer gf to milk you
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Jagex really must desperate to put Runescape Classic on PS4
is this the biggest disaster console launch of all time?
Better walking animations than a bethesda game
I want that girl to milk my cock dry
HAHAH OTHER GAME HAHAHAH
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I said cow (Holstein Friesian), no bull
is nintendo taking the piss? I feel milked as a consumer
>drones cannot take a hit after their failure of a shitpost gets exposed
Literally never fails to make me laugh.