Sims thread

Sims 4 just added toddlers finally, though I really did not miss them. This thread is for discussion of the series but also because you need to share with me the pain of reading these obnoxious patch notes:

help.ea.com/en-us/help/the-sims/the-sims-4/the-sims-4-updates/

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youtube.com/watch?v=oNvqfjOQPsY
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lol she posted up

What?

Thanks for the heads up EA.
I've been semi-interested on your latest iteration of the series after playing the first, but your aggresive DLC policy really puts me off your products. It's like you were trying to milk a cow.

>add toddler s 3 years after
AAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH JUST FUCK MAXIS SHIT UP

Everyone just pirates it. Given their only paying customers are lonely child-obsessed women who will buy anything they pump out, it's no wonder they pump out what they do, especially when you look at the recent themes like Kids Room Stuff, Romantic Garden Stuff, and Cool Kitchen stuff.
>women just want to be housewives but modern society won't let them so they have to simulate it

Holy shit, it's been three years? I wish the game were much better by now, but I guess it's issues are so fundamental, it's simply a matter of waiting until Sims 5 at this point.

>add toddlers
>teens still look 20 years old
>no ladders

holy fucking priorities

Just pirate it. I'm certain most people here on Sup Forums and the general at /vg/, have.

Did Sims 3 have ladders?

Should I install all of the expansions for Sims 3 to get all of the content and features or install the latest expansion to get the same thing?
pic related

wut

of course it did

Maybe my memory is just being shit, but I think I might have somehow never noticed.

You are fucking cancer and should kill yourself if you support the Sims series after what the fuck they did with the Sims 4

Fuck you, you are literally ruining gaming by actually liking this shit or supporting EA in any way

Fucking Sims 4 is goddamn fucking awful compared to the 3rd one. The 3rd one despite the long loading times iss till the best one.

Sims 4 literally has less options than the Sims 1, The Sims 2 and The Sims 3 combined

>B-but we have ass sliders now

Fucking Sims 4 sucks fucking donkey ass

>Remove Open Worlds - The biggest and most fun feature in the entire Sims series
>Fucking not even pools or basements (or they got added later i dont remember)
>Smallest lots ever in any sims game (50x50 max size instead of 64x64)
>No fucking terraforming - Cant even fucking edit the terrain to make awesome cliff side houses like in the 3rd game
>Smallest worlds ever
>Fake background you cant go to
>Only a few houses per neighbourhood
>No fucking create a style
>Going to the neighbours? Thats too bad here have a loading screen
>Remove vehicles

seriously fuck everyone who so much of even thinks about pirating this piece of crap because it isn't even worth that

Sincerely please kill yourself to death permanently for even so much as thinking about the Sims 4

P.s. Fuck you for supporting the ruining great series that once defined our childhood

/thread

heres hoping some other dev starts a sims clone. maybe the planet coaster people or cities skylines

is there a mod to fuck them?

Yeah Planet Coaster is the proof that Theme Park sims arent dead (eventhough Atari tried really hard to ruin the genre)

And Cities Skylines is the proof City Building games aren't dead

So who will save people simulation games?

unfortunately i dont know any other based devs. my guess would be cities skylines people since their work load should be pretty low by now

You can build a fucking rollercoaster in sims 3. Sims 3 has the best building in the series, with stuff like terrain tools and world building.

yeah what are they up to these days>

Have the recent versions been cracked yet?

Can I be a wizard in a tower in Sims 3?

For people who do like the sims, I'm surprised anyone in japan didn't try and make their own by now

not making my new sims game is what they are up to, fuckers

it would be full of lewd stuff coming from japan.

>japan

It would have to reflect japan. Cramped ass apartments, japanese themed everything.

>patch notes

At least they're having fun with their job.

>implying it wouldn't be based on anime tropes and shit

>it would be full of lewd stuff coming from japan.
that too

>Once safe, please take a moment to find the toddlers parents if the toddler was not yours
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Can you really make a new SIms? It's like trying to make people that play WoW play your MMO.

People that want to play the genre, not SIms probably play things like Stardew Valley and those games.

cities skylines and planet coaster proved therwise

Sims 3 really only had 2 bad things:
>terrible perfomance
>potato sims
All they had to do for 4 was fix those two things

Will there be a mod to let you have sex with it?

Late Night fixed the potato sims. All the townies look fine in that expansion.

Other than that I was able to make pretty sims with only 1 slider mod.

...

>Select their voice, gender, and ASSIGN A RELATIONSHIP
What did she mean by this.

When are they going to have the thing from Sims 2 nightlife where you could set your sims' fetishes.

*tip*

god i was pissed when they removed the open world, so many steps back

They rode negative reception of DLC ridden blunders in the original series. They also attracted new playerbase while old fans still play SC4.

WTF DUDE

better safe than sorry I guess

Cities was in development since before Simcity came out.
Planet Coaster came out before Rollercoaster.

In CAS you assign how different Sims are related. So you might have a Sim, his wife, his daughter, and his two hot female housemates. You would set the toddler's relationship to the parents as father and mother, and then to the two other women as roommates or friend or something.

dude you forgot gay hat with sex on

how big is the install for this these days

There was for 3

>bing

The worst part of this screenshot.

...

I remember putting ladders in my house boat

Sims 3 literally is best sims

sims 3 also had elevators

that you could fuck in

>how to take a screenshot

No idea how big the install size is but I have 33.6GB "ultimate" bundle for the sims 3.

I remember Sims 1 having teleporters. I would abuse a glitch to make a floating building, and have teleporters instead of stairs to get inside.

all you did was delete the stairs up and remove the walls to make the house float

I don't think walls worked, you had to use pillars.

what packs are worth getting for the sims 4?

i've got get together and city living. should i get the other expansion pack, the work one? what about the other packs like the camping one or dining out?

>buying sims expansion packs

WHEW

get to work is the only worth while one. the rest are like the old small packs from sims 3 that add shit all

"I WANT TO PLAY A GAME..."

Hello, welcome to Sup Forums!

I remember the Sims 1 expansions being GOAT.
Making Magic had this entire magical world and magic system, and there was this Hollywood expansion where you could become an actor or singer and become famous.

From what I've heard about Sims 4 is that the expansions add things that should have been included in the first place.

Anyone have a download link to the update?

youtube.com/watch?v=oNvqfjOQPsY

yeah

Lol the fanbase seems to be only edgy teens and moms

While Cities: Skylines has a lot of potential I find it lacking compared to Sim City 4 and I wouldn't want a Sims clone being owned by Paradox Interactive. You thought EA's DLC policy was bad? Take a look at Europa Universalis IV.

They've only done that for their own games though.
So far it seems like they aren't forcing it on their published game.

>women just want to be housewives but modern society won't let them so they have to simulate it

The new one with the toddlers. Probably not piratable yet. I don't remember how long it took to get custom genders update.

It's crazy how much better these look than Sims 3's, but what I liked about things like being a vampire or magician in Sims 3 was influencing the whole town. It's not really a thing you can do in a satisfactory form in Sims 4.

>Probably not piratable yet

Ah, shame.

How do i update a pirated version? Last time i installed it i had a fully updated version afaik (or it had the gender thing at least)

The latest update hasn't been cracked yet.

The closest way is by pirating the dlc city living

Yeah and hopefully they won't tailor it for toddlers and actually include adult themes.

Maybe even consider making it challenging in one or a few aspects.

>being EA's little cuck boy

kinkyworld is so much fun
>go to park meet new people
>back home
>call her over, she agrees
>shes here
>go down to basement, call her over, rape her
>that usually how it goes
>not this time
>go down
>theres a pending action with her
>"be raped"
>mfw
>she beats me
>starts fucking me
>she has a penis
>its a fucking shemale
man, i knew there was something wrong with her in that park, she was sneaking all the time

Sure m8, but not in the mood for sharing today.

Are you talking about The Sims or real life here?

s-sims of course

are you ready for sims online again

>From what I've heard about Sims 4 is that the expansions add things that should have been included in the first place.

They've been doing that since 2.

Seasons is shit that should be in the base game.

sims 4 as it is now has the same amount of features that base sims 3 had, pitiful

You mean to tell me they're selling just vampires as its own pack?

its pretty shit isnt it, no doubt all the rest are split up and going to be released over time as well

Is Sims 4 any better than 3?

graphically it is both textures and sims but everything else is worse

The worst thing is after getting used to sims from the 4th game it is really fucking difficult going back to potato faces.

>no open tabs

LOVE ME

Christ, that's even worse than I remembered.

lol

I just googled 'FBI tip' and took the first image.

just fix them user

I'm glad clothing is finally genderless. Sup Forums can cry tumblr/SJW all you want, but it made no sense in a game like the Sims to not be able to wear anything you want to.

The whole being able to get pregnant as a male thing is kind of weird but whatever, I'm sure it's someone's fetish.

>install sims 3 lewd mods
>normal day with my sims at home
>guy shows up at lawn and peeks in the window an starts fapping

can I stick them into an oven and eat them?

fuck how'd they know about my daily activities

Are there random male townies wearing women's clothing now? Kids too?

No idea, I haven't seen it so far. Every sim has a default male/female clothing setting, so I think if you don't edit it yourself they'll wear the standard clothing.

>default male/female
>standard

TRIGGERED

>tfw you can make your kids traps and reverse traps