Nintendo Treehouse Event
Nintendo Treehouse is showing off the Switch and its new games throughout the day.
It's both on youtube's Nintendo channel as well as their channel on twitch and probably on their own page as well, pick your poison.
Be comfy and discuss the Treehouse event in here with your fellow bros
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voice chat requires a smartphone, no builtin voice chat
Will they ever fix their stream?
Giving me a headache with these stutters
Where is Zelda?
New Zelda gameplay when?
Switch screen looks really nice.
They are probably saving it for later in the stream
I hope htey're trying to fix that right now and dont just need all this time to swap games
I bet the zelda gameplay will be the last one for more audience I guess
>dem fucking tatas
mama mia
she died 100 years ago. She's only there in dream sequences.
I'm so glad they brought Tits back, but I miss Cute.
Zeldamind
Hey, Jirard's playing Sonic Mania.
I just now opened it. What did I miss?
Also. No sound?
Squid yourself
yeah, in no way is that a TN screen like shitposters insisted
Twitch pls
Twitch pls stop lagging
>suddenly they have a capcom guy there
>so yeah... we have a new monster hunter in the works for the Nintendo Switch
>let us show you a bit
>fly your fat ass out to new york to see switch
>get stuck playing a sonic rom on a tiny ass controller
Why are they showing people play old Sonic games? Who the fuck cares about that shit?
You just missed ARMS. No sound is only for these breaks.
ARMS, a complete new garbage piece of shit fighting boring as fuck game, and yes no sound in between the games
>the public in Arms have normal limbs
so the players are actually amputees, or robots? feels a little dark all of a sudden.
>tfw getting a masters in Comp Networking and legit want to work Nintendo at a reduced salary just to help them get their shit together
pls hire me, I can help. We can get rid of that silly payment thing as well.
It's not Twitch. I know because other streams work fine and because it's just as laggy on youtube.
Also, it's only visual lag. The audio never stutters.
It's the source that has the issue.
I see the preorders are up.
I hate how the console doesn't come with a game and even 1 2 switch (probably worth 15 dollars) is 59 dollars.
The GameStop bundles are like 600 dollars.
he also forgot that sonic can go fast
- Cannot write on game cards (not even for game saves, it seems), all goes on the internal 32GB flash memory.
- Expanded storage via microSD already taking up to 2 TB, even if nobody will have those cards at home at launch.
- The system is actually ready to take external USB drives for additional storage, but as it'd be via those ports on the dock, you wouldn't be able to take games with you, so Nintendo is still looking at it and thus this option won't be active at launch.
a new Nintendo IP, a new fetish to introduce the kids to
guess after lotion play/bukkake in Splatoon it's time for amputee porn
y'all niggas are forgetting to mention that the audience appears to have fun with the demos
DON'T
DO THIS
TO ME
I need my MonHun, I need that Switch MonHun with the pro controller
I need that Pokemon with the pro controller
I need all the games I've spent years hunched over my tiny 3DS XL playing on a nice big screen with a pro controller
is it just me or is a laggy af
>a complete new garbage piece of shit fighting boring as fuck game
You forgot to smear it with the price too, nigger. Can't be 100% antishilling without the official price meymey.
Maybe she is alive and really old. It would be sad to see a young Link and an old Zelda.
up? You mean they were up, for about 5 seconds. We'll be waiting until March 2018 to get this shit in stock.
That last stage they played on had disembodied arms floating in tanks.
Yeah, this is the first time for me I won't buy a Nintendo console on day 1.
Just cannot justify it at all right now.
330€ for the console
70€ for the pro controller
60€ for every game
at least 5€ a month if not more for online
All for Zelda as a launch game which the WiiU also gets and nothing else that truly interests me for a while.
Spla2n is in summer, Mario in late autumn.
Why buy this early?
No pokemon announced, no metroid.
And above all NO Monster Hunter
>unique sports league for amputees. Grows wildly popular because of how crazy it is.
cute idea
>it's another "small detail that gets blown out of proportion because everything has to be realistic and with meaning" episode
they are fucking robots
>Twitch and Jewtube chat is full of "LAG LAG LAG"
>is it just me, bois? ;)
>sorry we have nicknames
I hope to god the paid online thing finally makes Capcom forced to multiplat MH so I don't have to pay 370 fucking dollars to play MH on a decent controller.
>we know we have some stream issues but we're gonna keep going
ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE THIS LOOKS LIKE SHIT
Stream still shit? Had to close it cause it was just not watchable
STREAM ISSUES TO BE FIXED THANKS NINTENDO BABY
nate dawg
>having chat open ever
VERY dumb kot
yeah, is it better on twitch?
>fills me with LUST
B A N N E- I mean F I R E D
>LUST
Dude on stream just said "Such lust!"
>no grills
Fucking dropped.
...
I opened it to check it wasn't just me lagging then closed it again
hes been suck there for like 10 years now
>this is our new home console
No it isn't. It's a handheld with a mediocre battery and option to plug it into your TV.
>they are fucking robots
can you prove it?
Are you on jewtube or twitch? Twitch is still twitching
>SUCH LUST
>uh, woah...
>that guy wants to fuck the switch
o-oh my
>he spends hours at his desk sliding joycons onto his switch because it feels so good
nintendo man on stream straight up saying he jerks off at work
no
>tfw no treehouse bf
This lag is hurting my brain
>such lust
>it feels so good
>for hours
Would you fuck a Switch?
holy shit user your good a baiting #sarcasm
>Staff has legit addiction to Switch clicks
That's worrying.
damn the game card is chunky
WILL WE SEE THE UI????
GIANT BOX FOT 1 INCH OF PLASTIC
THANKS GLOBAL WARMING
those carts and cases are pretty kawaii uguu~
is that breasts of the wild
>256GB mircoSD works
neat
>know the stream is lagging
>show the cart really briefly so on stream it shows up clearly for a second
>watch on the inside side of the arm
faggot confirmed.
256 GIGABYTES YEAH NINTENDO WINS
MENUHAX WHEN
>256GB SD card
>Storage forever
LMAO. Most people fill up one terabyte drives during a consoles life cycle.
Switch game boxes looks fucking great
This lag makes me literally want to put a bullet in my head
Are all of the streams skipping? If that's the case, I might as well just wait till its over and watch it as a video.
>tfw no former treehouse bf
HOMEBREW WHEN?????
jesus i didnt realize brainna was THIS ugly its almost frightening
brickway chinks already taking notes
We saw a bit of it during the presentation last night.
yup
THAT FUCKING """"""""LAUGH""""""""""
>256GB MircoSD card
Jesus fucking Christ, did the technology really improve this much?
I still have a 32GB one.
>most people
no. most people only use the disk to store fifa and madden's patches.
unironically yes
Nintendo games are compressed to hell and back, there's not gonna be a switch game over 16 gb due to the cartridge system
>Stream is getting worse
Oh boy
>Most
I haven't even filled up the hdd my PS4 comes with.
I presume all my shit is useless now?
The controllers looks so uncomfortable
It's mental isn't it? I remember when you could estimate the price of a card by how many megs it held.