Why Nintendo will win: >Children will love the Switch >Holy shit I can play it at school with my friends >holy shit I can play it anywhere >holy shit it has all the good games Children do not care about muh metroid or muh realistic humans in Mario Oddyssey or muh 30fps Zelda. Parents will buy the shit out of the switch for their children while you faggots will be complaining here. >There is no way parents will buy their children a PS4 instead of a switch.
IF Bowser Junior is Bowsers child, who did he create that child with?
Matthew Harris
>Holy shit I can steal this betacuck kid's Switch so easily, he literally left it in his cubby
Jordan Clark
>Kids >Playing Console Games >2017 Lol. Miyamoto did. No really, that's what he said.
Ryan Cruz
did your parents rape you or something? What is your problem?
Jace Gray
>it has all the good games
Nigga it has ONE good game, which is multiplat on a cheaper console. The rest is literally kiddy shit.
Yes you're going to deflect to sony, but at least that console has hundreds of AAA games on it already, is more powerful than switch, and is CHEAPER. (Same with bone). Switch is fucking DOA and in two years we will have Switcheruu.
William Morris
Didn't you get OPs point. Kids don't care. Kids don't know what AAA means.
Kids don't care, they are not cynical suicidal faggots like you all, they actually enjoy games you know.
John Butler
Peach, duh. She never denied it.
Jeremiah Jackson
>What is your problem? Niggers come in child form now, any kid who takes the Switch to school is a fucking moron.
>Hundreds of AAA games The fuck it does, and I own one.
Andrew Edwards
>Holy shit I can play it at school with my friends I don't know what school you went to but around here, if you even LOOK like you've got electronic devices, teachers will take that shit and lock it up until you come in with a parent after school to get it back.
I lost my DS for a few days once just because I had headphones hanging out of my pocket during lunch break. Fuck you school.
Blake Baker
This is a cute video
Fucking nintendo
Leo Morris
kinky
Matthew Mitchell
How old are you?
Wyatt Sanders
He is adopted. Bowser probably found him as an orphan in the streets and took him in.
As a behavioral health specialist the idea that parents can "suspend software" at any time is a god damn godsend.
Timers and everything are great but I'm actually genuinely surprised that they finally just came out with a way to remotely "pause" the game.
Kayden Lopez
It absolutely will in Japan. Do you have any idea just how popular that franchise is there?
Jason Torres
It's just strange like you need an app to talk to your child about a game
I must say you're pretty autistic to not see I was simply reacting to the absurdity of their assertion
Christian Wood
>Dat peach wallpaper on bowser iphone
Joseph Bailey
This is gonna be fun as hell when the app gets broken into pieces and hacked. Their API will suck ass like always. I can't wait for it.
Easton Russell
i love this video, it's freaking cute
Carson Perry
Bowser even has a Peach phone screen, fucking kek
Christian Torres
>Kid takes Switch to school to play with friends >Gets stolen out of his backpack when he isn't looking >His parents have to take a second mortgage on their house to buy another
Should've just gotten him a console that stays inside. :^)
Kevin Green
>the app gets broken into pieces and hacked Like, what could you gain for that?
Luis Reyes
I like how Bowser has Peach as his phone background.
William Taylor
in japan. The average sonypony/pccuck/xboxwhatever doesnt care or envy splatoon
Kayden Morales
Yeah just like the gameboy advance and psp right? No way they'll have any siccess with all the nigger kids stealing them lmao
Alexander Rivera
I'll probably get the switch for my siblings.
David Green
Remote control others to fuck with their system.
Henry Nguyen
parents don't buy their kids consoles anymore, they buy them iphones and ipads
Luis Watson
How? You still need the Nintendo ID and password to authenticate against the server, duh
John Gutierrez
Once it's hacked it'll probably be the best emulation machine around. I'm sure a GCN emulator would work on it.
David Robinson
how long until people register parental controls on their friends switches and use their phones to deny them of using their switch
Daniel Rivera
You don't have a pic of your wife as your homescreen?
Julian Myers
Does my waifu count?
Zachary Fisher
It won't win because nintendo will under produce the products like the cunts they are
Noah Brooks
>Reset console to default >Parental control is gone
Owen Phillips
and he just happened to also be a turtle dragon thing?
Ian Bailey
This switch looks delicate and has a bunch of little parts that can get lost. Don't know if parents want to let their kids take it around.
Gavin Butler
>losing all saves
Leo Smith
You mean a koopa, like the hundreds in the land and the species Bowser is King of?
Angel Hill
By OP's logic, they'll just get a fucking 3DS
Jayden Gutierrez
>Implying they aren't stored on the cartridge wew lad >Implying you can't backup them on the microSD top kek
Nolan James
How big of a slut is Peach?
Brody Brooks
wait so thing doesn't have cloud saves? how can nintendo be so far behind?
Daniel Martinez
No bigger than your mom
Lincoln Hill
Never confirmed to have had a kid. Rosalina, meanwhile, has tons.
Mason Young
>nintendo leaving a glaring hole like that to get around parental controls nah
Lincoln James
>The rest is literally kiddy shit Thats the god damned point. You buffoon.
I'm getting a switch later this year and I'm doing it for its ONE good game. Wanna know why? Because I'm a responsible adult who enjoys his hobby and already has a PS4 and a PC.
Elijah Thompson
...
Colton Ortiz
I went to a Catholic school and this is how it was there, too.
Colton Russell
>gonna buy $500+ handheld for my children better just buy a fking ipad
Christopher Foster
Only if you made a son with her
Eli White
Just like parents bought the Wii U lmao
Elijah Clark
>Implying they aren't stored on the cartridge umm... user.....
Adrian Gomez
>hundreds
Josiah Harris
it won't. As said on cartridge or (like zelda and splatoon) on system. You are able to backup on SD or HDD. For online games it likely won't be possible this time I guess, like splatoon to disable the hacks and shit that happened last time where you could reroll as often as you wanted by backing up your save and restoring it.
Ian Bennett
pic related
Matthew Miller
Why Nintendo will win: >Children will love the WiiU >Holy shit I can play it at school with my friends >holy shit I can play it anywhere >holy shit it has all the good games
Parents will buy the shit out of the WiiU for their children while you faggots will be complaining here. >There is no way parents will buy their children a PS3 instead of a WiiU.
Joshua Ward
Did you watch op video
Matthew Rogers
This trailer is pretty fucking cute. It might just be parental controls but it looked like Nintendo put a lot of thought into this.
Chase Bell
It has been the same since the wii/3ds/wiiu, obvisouly a kid won't do this and if they did, their parents would just ground them harder for messing with that.
Levi Green
800 games
Aaron Price
That's nothing new if you're a kid. They all have $100 tablets loaded up with free games.
Matthew Johnson
Yeah. Miyamoto is B.J.'s mum.
Jonathan Baker
So then why did the WiiU sell like shit? If it always ended up being Nintendo, that console would have done well. Average families will either but what's cheapest, or what specifically the child wants. Most children don't want Nintendo. Only Nintenyearold manchildren are interested in an overpriced tablet with paid online and shit battery life.
Blake Rodriguez
Not with Peach, end of Sunshine confirms it. Peach considered it a possibility though, meaning they had a different kid at somepoint.
Deepest Mario lore
Juan Thompson
>>Holy shit I can play it at school with my friends Pls. Either some stuck up teacher takes it just because the screen reflection's glare bothers her, or a little nigglet steals it because
Nathaniel Thomas
I think the Switch will do slightly better than the Wii U solely because normies can tell it's an actual console and not some sort of accessory.
Juan Anderson
FUCK, to this day I still remember this tragic day: >be a happy full of love 7 year old playing my GBC >Carry it to school, show it to my friends, everyone loves it >At the end of class, the NIGGER of the class ask me if he can carry my bag downstairs (I had my GBC on it) because he liked the design of the bag or some bullshit like that >the filthy subhuman nigger stole it, only when I was in my home I realized
I was an innocent white kid who didn't have a clue about the true redpilled nature of the world. To this day, I still miss my Game Boy Color, and obviously I hate niggers too.
Logan Diaz
I can live off the nintendelusion for months. Thank you Nintendo. Watching this shit crash and burn is gonna be glorious!
John Lee
Name 10 AAA exclusives.
Liam White
Yes, except for when the example they showed happens and the kid acts even worse
That's probably why they said it was "a last resort"
Joshua Bailey
>$400 for a tablet with a few ports Or they can just get their kid a PS4 for much cheaper with games instead if old Wii U ports.
I dunno, what reality has anyone choosing an expensive tablet with overpriced accessories and no games over an established console?
Andrew Russell
why didn't your parents call the cops? fucking cucks
Bentley Moore
Nobody is spending that much on a toy for their kid, one that is going to get fucked up very easily, when they can just buy their kid a tablet and some cheap as fuck games on it for a fraction of the cost.
Nintendo would have been better off if they just made another DS that isn't underpowered as shit.
Josiah Ortiz
Mario USF2 HD Remix Turbo Edition Plus ARMS (best game ever) Splat2n Mario Kart 8 BoTW Bomberman (Other Mario) New Game Mario Party Fuck You.
Leo Clark
I didn't tell my parents, I told them that I lost it. I was too ashamed to tell them the truth.
Kayden Perry
do you think he also has peach r34 on his phone, haha
Jonathan Clark
Nah, cause Junior plays on his phone in the car. He has that on his computer in his study, like a responsible dad.
Sebastian Hall
i'd like to see peach ride his big koopa cock while making fun of Mario's mini shroom
Kevin Carter
But Sony sold more PS4 units than all nintendo home consoles combined. How is nintendo winning??
Elijah Hernandez
>using a Iphone
Juan James
Modern kids don't give a shit about this. They'd rather play garbage mobile games and generally use a smart phone or a tablet instead of a clunky video game console that probably won't let them watch yo gabba gabba or whatever the fuck little shits watch on youtube because the switch will only work over a wifi signal
Blake Jenkins
>What country >What type of school (catholic or such) >What year did it happen
Henry Myers
It's not my fault the preorders for NEW GAME went up at 4am and Nintendo jews us with artificial scarcity. My wife's son will just have to live with ports of Wii U games.
Alexander Cook
Kids like sex and violence. If it doesn't have GTA they won't want it.
Jaxson Scott
lol nintendo think western parents still care about their children and don't use vidya to get them out of their hair
Aaron Brooks
You wanna know why Nintendo will win?
Sustainable development and responsible budgeting. They'll make a profit on every console sold and every game will have a reasonable budget. The PS3 with its 80 million is still billions in the red, the WiiU with a pathetic 13 million eeked out a profit.
