Princess Zelda is looking to be incredibly CUTE, how will Nintendo fuck it up?

Princess Zelda is looking to be incredibly CUTE, how will Nintendo fuck it up?

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I will fuck YOU up

eyebrows

>empty overworld
>weapon durability becomes useless as soon as you get master sword
>heavy focus on story
>shit items
>forcing some kind of gimmick so hard it hurts gameplay
>too easy
>many tedious collectation sections
>neat gimmicks like cutting down trees, hitting boulders, etc only used once or twice
I'm expecting most, if not all, of these to be issues with the game

Same way they always do. Lock her up at the game's halfway point for no reason

They will set her up as someone you want to protect forever and then she dies at the end

They should triple her breast size.

I expect 3 at most to be issues, the rest will be minor at best.

Directionless underperformed American voice acting.

HOMOS BTFO

Most of these are confirmed non issues though.

blowjob

Wow can I borrow your copy of the game?

I like how powerful the emotion she's conveying is, but I gotta admit that those animations are a tiny bit janky

she's as ugly as always

>ugly
>as always

BLASPHEMY

>Twilight Princess Zelda
>Skyward Sword Zelda

>Ugly

reminder: Zelda game where you can NOT cut the grass


also, the scene where zelda is crying is very emotional in the japanese version, but the english dub has zero emotion.

My guess is she's crying because her town was destroyed. Maybe something else happens but that's my best bet.

She probably spent her whole life trying to stop Calamity Ganon, but she's realizing that Link is her only hope.

I can see you have no recollection of what happened 100 years ago user.

I agree.

Do we all agree this is without a doubt the best trailer ever made?

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Looks like young Amy Adams

I'm so glad they've been going all out with the Link/Zelda romance in the past few games

...

someone edit link's dick on the webm

She seems... Somewhat normal and not like some overly dolled up waifu, and desu... I kinda like it.

>English dubs
Japanese Zelda tears more satisfying.

It makes up for the overly feminine design, but part of me misses the harem elements

German is the best.

show link as proof so I can hear soundfile.

>reminder: Zelda game where you can NOT cut the grass

DROPPED
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Best Zelda trailer in a long fucking time

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This is the first time I've been unattracted to her.

That's pretty crazy.

Meanwhile in the mirror universe:

>overcrowded overworld; can't go anywhere without fighting mooks
>weapon durability is annoying throughout the game
>virtually no story
>no new items
>totally unoriginal gameplay
>NintendoHard(tm)
>gimmicks like cutting down trees, hitting boulders, etc overused to the point of tedium
I'm expecting most, if not all, of these to be issues with the game

>you can't cut the grass
you do realize you can burn the grass right?

Because you are gay, kys

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ENGLISH
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JAPANESE
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GERMAN
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FRENCH
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SPANISH
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ITALIAN
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Russian (Nintendo's favorite apparently)
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>zelda mmo

What did he mean by this?

I just want a Ghibli Heroine.

The first trailer was pretty much shot for shot a callback to the opening of Princess Mononoke.

Thing about Miyazaki is that he's a feminist, but he actually writes strong women with flaws that can cry. They're not some bulldyke genderbent insecure male.

I'm expecting a Naussica type character

You can cut it too, so can enemies.

>ugly
>as always
>
>BLASPHEMY

She's always been a babe.

>best Zelda design isn't even made by Nintendo
JUST

>the thigh skin

He'll, the English VA isn't even bad, Now just fucked up the direction.

Most of the other languages, even Russian, sound like she's breaking down and smashing her head into to his arms out of despair.

That would interfere with the player being the hero, but it'd be interesting to see them make it work.

I'm going to sodomize you with my thumb and you will love it.

>Aonuma speaks fluent Russian
????

>Im going to shove this inside you, reggie-coon

>Voice telling Link that he doesn't remember him is the King of Hyrule

Are they actually going for a Wind Waker failure timeline?

This desu senpai

Why no Korean?!

>English VA isn't even bad
it is when an emotional moment is entirely lost

I like the Italian one.

Eyebrows are cute! CUTE!

>Twilight Princess Zelda

Avarage looking for an heroine at best

>Skyward Sword Zelda

She is HORRIBLE!

Wew lad..Those english voices are hot garbage and this is coming from someone who usually prefers english dubs over japanese.

>so you hate having 3 separate timelines?
>fine, here's a 4th!

>judging an entire scene from a split second in a trailer

Fucking weebs

She's better than forehead-chan.

>all out
>they don't even kiss in Skyward Sword

I really, really want to impregnate her

we will have zelda oficial ass

You say that as if it is a fact, and not your opinion.

>split second
are you just gonna ignore something that big? it means they approved that pathetic attempt. it says a lot that they didn't redo it.

>fighting monsters in a Zelda game

HOW HOLLIBLE DIS DEH BAD UNIVERSE!

>All crying is loud and over the top like in my anime!

I wouldn't mind a playable Zelda, or Witcher 3 character hopping.

The thing is that NOA and Socjus don't know what a strong woman is. The BIOS need to show them, or they could just watch Alien(s)

I'm guessing Zelda witnesses her father die. That would fucking destroy me emotionally.

That's the thing. The acting isn't bad, it's definitely better than most dubs. It's the direction that fucking blows.

They time the JP audio so she wails and smashes her head into his arms.

In English it's not timed so succinctly, and the emotions don't match the animations as much. It's a good sob, but not for that scene.

Italian and even Russian manage to make the cry out sound better and seem more in sync too.

NOA needs to do another take, but the dub defense Force are just going to insist the "weebs" don't know what they're talking about.

Wow, you're right. The other extreme is also a bad thing.

>The acting isn't bad,
top kek, yes it is. go watch the jap trailer

RITOS CONFIRMED

KOROKS CONFIRMED

RED ZORAS CONFIRMED

WHITE GORONS CONFIRMED

almost exclusively, yes

it WILL get annoying after a while

>RITOS CONFIRMED
Where?

I did. It's not what I would call bad.

It's very close to the hamminess I'd expect from a Western cartoon. Shitty dubs don't even reach those heights most of the time.

This is a matter of direction, more than the actors themselves.

Deku tree was definitely too ham though

I dont know. Link looks more surprised and annoyed instead of loving here.

Same. I do like how they're making more Zeldas though.

>Girl crying into the lap of someone in the friendzone

She clearly wants the dick at least

Were those bird creatures not Ritos but that would mean Zoras and Ritos are coexisting.

Nintendo is an old company, they're probably racist.

They really are.

i think the eyebrows make her look cute.

This is confirmed in the timeline right?

Actually the "you don't remember me" and the "save my daughter" are two different voices. It's clearer in the Italian dub.

>le delusional nintenyearold

fucking hell stop with your desperate damage control

we anime now

>cute

that is not cute she looks like a human goron mix

It looks like you'll gather some kind of party of allies during the game and I love it.

It's actually the Great Deku Tree that is saying that, because when the dialogue starts it shows Link by the Master Sword which is by the Great Deku Tree.

new zelda is looking cute

Darunia's offspring perhaps.

I've listened to all of them and they all sound too fucking similar

onegaishimasu

Nigga. I want dual audio, I want to play it with subs.

I just want to go into actual detail on where the English dub falters instead of shit posting.

ROCKED

This man is right they aren't thick enough!

She looks like the mailman

I wanna bang her but I still laughed.

>that
>cute

not even fucking close

Think we'll get another based postman like in Twilight Princess?

is she covered in honey?