Official "Laugh at Nintendo" thread

AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*breathes*

PAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

gamers laughing at other gamers is pathetic and if you're that bothered by what other people play then you got bullied at school

Literally knew they would fall for the paid online shit

also
>Open world mario

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>Post YFW $299 US DOLLARSSSSSS

why didnt they just release This as a handhelx call gameboy nx, no detachable controllers, free online, 200 bux, release on nov 2017 so it releases with the better titles
take out the cameras

$400 CAD, can buy a ps4 for $300. Paid online, no games, $100+ CAD controllers

Nintendoomed

You mean like 64 and Sunshine? 2 very good and successful games?
haha indeed...i guess...

Laugh all you want, I got so much good shit I wanted yesterday and the games all look amazing. I can't believe this shit actually looks good but for the first time in years I feel like nintendo knows what they're fucking doing.

>it could've been $200 if it only was the table
>but in true Nintendo fashion, they had to shove at least a dozen gimmick memes into the controlles, upping the price by a large margin
>and then has the balls to ask for money to play online

Fucking Nintendo, when will they learn.

299 US DOLLARS
PAID ONLINE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Neither of those are open world.

New SMT game might be cool? Needless to say its not a system seller but its something to look forward to I guess

ZEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>ask for money to play online
My wallet ends where bullshit maintenance fees for worthless perks begin.

I don't find it funny, I'm just disappointed tbqh.

But this game is supposed to be in the same vain as sunshine and 64. That's what they meant by "open". You pick your stage, and then that stage is a huge open map with a lot of secrets hidden here and there and a couple of bosses.
Not like galaxy or 3D world, where there is a start and finish and you kind of just go forward.

>paid online and "free" games are just Nes and Snes roms
>normal controller is gimmicky as fuck
>good controller costs 70 bucks
>pretty much most are ports, even new games like SMT seem to be multiplat
>330 in europe, while PS4s are 270
>even BOTW will have the superior version on CEMU like weeks after release
GREAT JOB NINTENDO

BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH

Maybe I'm lost here, but why are we laughing at it being $300 and having paid online?

Is it just PCbros who are laughing about this, right?
Like, people don't really think that the PS4 Pro and Project Scorpio will get cheaper by years end and have free online, right?

Source on this webm I see it all the time.

I hope it crashes so hard that their bank accounts hits negative forcing them to drop their full retard strategy they've been running for years now.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*looks at the games*

HHAHAHHAHHAHHAAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHHHHHHAAHAHAHA


I'm not laughing at Nintendrones, I'm laughing at Nintendo.

>Paid online
>Need a smartphone app to use voice chat
>Free games are only SNES shit
>$300 price tag (more expensive than a PS4)
>NO launch exclusives
>Waggle shit
>$70 controllers

STOP, STOP, I CAN'T FUCKING BREATHE

people are just mad that Nintendo hasn't developed and won't release twenty AAA games in one month

PC + PS4 bro here

Laughing my ass off

Sounds accurate, actually.
I fucking love the Nintendo Cycle, because it proves that gamers deserve to be treated like childish shits.

The next Zelda after of Breath of the Wild coming for PS5

Nobody cares about Nintenshit m8

>tfw Nintendo is finally done and becomes a 3rd party dev

>spend decades shitting on Nintendo
>literally hope to play their games on other consoles

Damn, ignorance really is bliss.

that's because their hardware is garbage.
at least they have some decent games though and they get emulated fast

Get ready for the 180
>GUYS PAID ONLINE WASN'T THAT BAD AFTER ALL!

Do people literally think that people would play Nintendo games on other consoles?

You don't spend 27 years calling Nintendo "baby shit" and then think it'll sell well on consoles that depend on "us mature gamers" to live. Fuck, the Vita died in the states because it had nothing but JRPGs and other "cartoon weeb shit".

Just remember.
People preordered this shit.
People preordered this shit after the Wii U.
People preordered this shit after the presentation.

I just wish this place wasn't anonymous so we could see the idiots who preordered the system bitch about it in two years after it becomes the Wii U 2. And see them get all excited for the next system nintendo shits out 3 years from now after this thing crashes and burns.

Carry on m8 these nintendrones are the keks of the gaming hahaha , 720p and dont forget 40 pound to milk cows with a spoon sized controller hahaha

I love this considering this is 90% of the people hating on it. Even when losing nintendo wins

>emulation meme
Fuck off thief; pirates literally have no say in video games.

you can play emulators using the original discs though

Paid online in general is stupid, but at least the Xbox and ps4 have games worth playing online. Nintendo has never done the online thing very well in the first place, the fact that they did it for free still was one of their biggest edges over their already vastly superior competition. Nintendo is fucking up, the paid online is more just the turd on top though, the switch has waaay more going wrong with it then that, but it's still shit.

Are you retarded, it would sell amazingly well. AAA Nintendo games would be top Sellers easily.

Pic related is nintendo fanbase as of today, that shrimp controller and voice chat app only for phones, 720p as well hahaha, cant wait for the defence force shilling a ouya 2.0 with worse graphics and features

Bumping so teh nintendrones can have it rubbed in to those small brains

People shit on Nintendo because they make shit consoles. They hate Nintendo even more because they make great games and lock them behind the shitty consoles.

If you actually payed attention, the payed online is a seprate service from the multiplayer modes in the games.

Nintendo players aren't gamers. They are children playing with toys.

Yes in 2019