WHAT THE FUCK Sup Forums

WHAT THE FUCK Sup Forums


YOU TOLD ME THERE WOULD BE A LINE!?

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Holy shit I'm right where you are OP. Stay there, I'm coming to find you

you fat shit

Pls no bully

Run, OP.

#EXPOSED

>OP wanted a line
>he got an unfinished circle instead

What went wrong?

Hes fat, he CANT RUN;

A line for what?

>two Sup Forumsirgins meet up so they can shitpost about the switch IRL

Don't be mean.

Literally every time.

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a little heft but i wouldn't call that a "fat shit"

underrated

My god, his hair looks so greasy

This is a reddit post from /r/nintendoswitch, doubtful OP is that guy anyways.

He is a fat sack of shit and there is no denying it.

ahahhhahaa look at OP the fat fucking beta male

>fat fuck takes a picture
>doesn't even check it so he doesn't look like a retard.

Like clockwork.

So what's the problem? Now you can be the first in line!

BTFO

CALORIE THIEVING

HAHAHAHAHHAHA ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED

You probably scared them all off FATTY!

Quit browsing Sup Forums and get /fit/, you degenerate.

>little heft
look at his head.
FAT

AHAHAHAHAHA go play some more PS4 you fat fuck.

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>thatsthejoke.jpg

>this is what Ameriplebilarditards believe

SALAD DODGING

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>preordering in person

Lel

Why are sonyggers always fat?

what do we'ah have'ah here?

is Sup Forums exaggerating? hes a little overweight but that obese

Poor OP, he just wants to eat food and play Nintendo games

>lines
>for preorders
You know there's this thing called the internet nowadays, don't you?

Just imagine, most of the people who replied to this post look like this.

>there was a line
>OP just ate them all

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OP utterly fucking devastated

LARD GARGLING

Did you eat the line OP?

Put me on the screencap reddit!

Hey, I'm working out, man. I'm already thinner than that.

CRISCO-BATHING

CALORIE THIEVING

PAC MAN SWITCH CONFIRMED

>filename

>This is what Sonyponies actually look like

The one line I see in this pic is obesity's, and you crossed it.

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While you were rolling your way to the store in order to greasepost pre-orders of the special edition of BotW sold out in a matter of minutes

YOKOZUNA

HOLY KEK

FUCKING KEK

OP INCONCIVABLY BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

ZOOM AND ENHANCE

>Fat fuck has a bag of snacks in hand as he takes the picture

HAHAHAHAHA

YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

Is he wearing a fedora?

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

PFFFFTTTT

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Is he wearing a dark fedora?

Where are you that there was no line? My little rinky dink town even had some people waiting when the doors opened.

THATS A FUCKING FEDORA

;_;

Sony wins again baby

I CANT FUCKING TAKE THIS HAHAAHAHAHAHSHSHAGAHAHAHAGAH

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I'm 32, that's obese. No one at my job is that fat and yes, I do live in america. I don't know how old he is but after 30, the body slows down and the weight comes quick.

Wouldn't hang out and drink beers with will eyeing skanks.

>m.youtube.com/watch?v=sr2nK06zZkg

That's just baggy clothes and thick jacket. It's cold out there.

It's hard to hold in this laughter.

really makes you think

Like pottery.

I forget that I share this site with fat fuckers like OP. Truly amazing.

Hi OP
>It's cold out there.
You would know, wouldn't you?

OP SPOTTED

D A M A G E C O N T R O L

>this fat defence force

h-he's not t-that big!!!

>Black guy

so... is the switch dead before it even released...?

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Computer, load up Celeryman please.

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FUCKING KEK

Why are Sonyponies always so fucking fat?

>he's still here

You're a big guy.

lmfao you cant make this shit up

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Don't forget you are all fat fucks, not just OP.

>waiting in line to preorder anything

You must work a shitty minimum wage job if your time is that worthless.

Fucking OP is a walking stereotype.

op is there to preorder a switch tho

>not a single discussion about the lack of promised lines

>Instead it's all attacking OP to deflect

These levels of damage control are impressive even for Sup Forums

What is going on here?

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