>Hi Welcome to McDonalds! How can I help you?
>2 McChickens and a large sweet tea, that will be $3.99 sir.
>Sir, if you would like to eat in our dining room and receive condiments for your meal, that will be an additional $9.99 monthly subscription.
This is what paying for online services really is. You can't defend this.
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>not realizing that the fee is to watch her strip while you eat
What if I dont want to use the dining room and I dont give a shit about condiments?
$4.00 for 2 mcchickens and a drink is a good deal
Uhh I thought this was the VIDEO GAEMS?!?#?
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That's fine and all, but unfortunately they won't stop since the other 80 retards in front of you did pay for it
Refute it meme boy
In a place like McDonald's it's the opposite and you've been paying a takeout charge since the dawn of time.
>you will never be a Japanese girl
Why even live?
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>order pizza
>beaner is asking me for a tip on a pizza i already fucking paid for
People pay for things that they want, that's called capitalism
Vote with your wallet
user, that's not even Japanese.
I guess you really are hopeless.
>eating Mcdonalds
>eating IN Mcdonalds
Now THATS pleb.
What is she, Taiwanese?
I'll have 2 number 9s
People pay for things they think they want but they don't really want it, it's just advertisement
Probably, mainlanders are disgusting
>ywn be a not even Japanese girl
Look at the text on the signs, user.
>Nintendo will never have a premium online service that gives you access to multiplayer and porn videos
I can't read ching chong
you got it.
She's not hideously obese, either, so she can't be chinese.
Even worse
>tfw crush on cute asian girl
>only see her at her job
>can't talk to her
>it's a regionfree restaurant so you can hire a Japanese waiter if the American waiter gets censored
>ching chong
and this is why you will never be a not even japanese girl.
Just b urself
Unfortunately we are. Hitting a point where 50% of people can avoid your product and they can still sell millions
Just too many people in the world and when you don't need 200 million, only 25 million, to break even - who cares?
I'd pay $10 for that.
Whenever you're in Japan and something seems strangely expensive and out of place, it tends to be a good idea to buy it.
That's how you get breastfed by cute girls when you order coffee.
I always take to go though, I hate eating in front of other people.
t-thanks, Chad
For me it's the McDonald's McChicken
>tfw started working at A&W since monday
Preparing the oignon ring sfor 3 hours ain't much fun. But I have to earn money somehow. It's just my trainings days until next week, but I'm rather autistic and I'm slow so I don't know if I'll be able to stay for very long.
She looks like a ghost
it cost more to get food delivered, you didn't really made a smart comment
>tfw crush on asian girl
>finally build up the courage to ask her out
>she agrees on a date, but won't even hold hands
>after two months of trying my hardest, she leans in close, kisses me, and says she wants to be my girlfriend
>the next day, girl 2 who had a crush on me who had been watching what was going on starts uploading photos of the two of us together, pretending that girl 2 and I were a couple
>never see girl 1 again
At least girl 2 gives really good head.
>TFW I went to a cafe with girls with huge tits wearing cow outfits and saying moo at the end of each sentence
>if you payed extra they whipped out their tits and you got to milk em (could be a false rumor , I heard it from the locals)
It was weird a sfuck
Advertisement is how you convince people to buy things.
Stupid people tend to buy stupid things and pay more for things, that's just how the world works
Why is that bad?
Are you some kind of anarchist teenage edgelord faggot?
where's this at? kabukicho?
I'm gonna be in japan for a couple of weeks.
"No food, thanks.
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I can take you away from all of this."
"Come with me, to America. Follow the teachings of Trump, and understand true freedom."
>b myself
>myself would never randomly approach a girl i dont know because myself doesn't know what to say
>never talk to her
>die alone
Then turn off your headlights, rude fucker.
Near Kyoto
Well, someone has to clean the dining room.
Condiments are always free, tho, so you're kinda retarded.
Shoot, I'm gonna be spending my time in Tokyo.
I need to get away to the countryside sometime.
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Paying for McDonald's stories is like eating online subscriptions with a spoon
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>not pirating your food
Buyfags btfo yet again
>Implying
Peoples pay for online game on console, all the while being the host of the game. That's more like ''Sir, to get your burger, you have to pay 9.99$ monthly so we can let you eat it at your own place''
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user, girl2 is EVIL. Don't put your dick in that.
>traditional chinese
She's most likely form Taiwan or Hong Kong then.
>this nigga
>settling for girl 2
I thought you were better than this, user
>not just telling Girl 1 that Girl 2 is crazy and that you were never together
just make it a to go order
This. Works every time.
It's too late. I've already ruined my life.
It's like a VN bad-end situation. The actual story is crazier, but I don't think people would believe me if I told it. And if anyone knows me in real life, they'd be able to tell who I was instantly.
Seriously though, you try holding back when a 10/10 literally sticks her hands down your pants.
A&W root beer is a gift from God. Treat it like it deserves, user.
FOR ME IT IS THE MCCHICKEN, THE BEST FAST FOOD SANDWICH
Pls elaborate.
Greggs in the uk do this.
>sausage and bean xheese melt £1.35
>sit in price £1.85
Actual joke lads.
Some places do charge extra if you want to eat in the building.
I really shouldn't right now, sorry. I'd give it a few months for us to break up before I'd dare sharing the whole thing.
Just, asian girls are insane. If you're ever out of the country, watch out.
I'm only in this thread for cute girls and stories.
Post more cute girls and stories.
>tfw you'll never be handsome enough to just be yourself
was I born just to suffer?
Yeah, it's a shame every other company got greedy, I'm glad Nintendo held out as long as they did before they joined the rest of the greedy jew companies.
>you'll never be this cute
>At least girl 2 gives really good head.
Did Tyrone tell you that?
>Go to McDonald's
>Bums outside
>Classical music blaring out of speakers
>Security guard inside
Fucking hell McDonald's get your shit together.
>Hi Welcome to McDonalds
Sup Forums for video games
That's just cruel user.
their online was the worst shit in existence though
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>2 McChickens and a large drink for only 3.99
What magic world is this
2 McChicken and a large sweet tea should only be $3.07. I don't know about pricing in Nipland or even out of my store.
cute
Why the fuck do you know that?
cute
For me it's the Whopper. The best fast food sandwich
Do your part and complain to Nintendo that you won't buy a Switch if you have to pay for online
spicy meme
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>Stupid racist fucks happy pay for microsoft and sony online but not ours? fuck them, this is why we target casuals
>go to a concert
>asian milf starts chatting me up
>we end up going to a bar afterwards, she takes me home
>she's 35, but still lives with her parents
>but hey, it's japan, maybe that's just how things roll here.
>hang out with her every now and again
>she takes me bungie jumping, traveling, and introduces me to all of her rock n roll friends
>have to leave japan immediately, never see her again
Going out with a woman almost twice your age can be amazing sometimes.
why did you leave her
the poor cake just wanted a man
Being an international is tough.
You better have fucked her user, you better have made her feel young again or you are a cad.
are you white by chance?
That was probably my friend on discord, fuck you user he's a cool beaner
Literally nothing wrong with this. Why should people who take their food with them and/or don't use condiments pay for stuff other people use?
You should have got her number
>consuming 10% of your daily calories in a single sugar filled beverage
had to look up what sweet tea was - jesus christ what the fuck is wrong with america
Greater overall economic efficiency. Like how everyone is required to buy auto insurance even though most people won't "use it" by running over a pedestrian.
Would you feed her eggs?
They already charge you to eat in the dining area. If you order carry out they don't charge tax.
>3.99
It never seizes to amaze me how cheap everything is in the US.
We like our sugar. And don't act like you actually to look that up.
The truth is I will be searching for her when I get back to Japan. I know the bar she always goes to. There may yet be a happy ending.
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