What does Sup Forums think of NEW GAME for the Switch?

What does Sup Forums think of NEW GAME for the Switch?

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It's shit.

NEW GAME is shit, it shits all over the legacy of OLD GAME.

>OTHER GAME, DAD

I thin it has a very pretty art style and the music seems nice.

not interested

WE HAVE NADA 3

It can't be worse than CURRENT GAME.

It's alright, but it won't come out on Launch day, so who cares

Bowser said No.

>A 3rd NEW GAME soon to be released

just fucking kill me

ALL DAY

>NEW GAME for the Switch?
I thought NEW GAME was going to be for PS4 and Vita

I'm going to emulate New Game on my PC

>NEW GAME looks worse that OLD GAME

Defend this

nah, you're thinking of NO GAME

I am pirating NEW GAME

Yeah enjoy your silky smooth 2fps gameplay

MY LIFE ISN'T WORTH SHIT CAUSE I DON'T HAVE NEW GAME
>steals daddy pistol and blows his brains out

it is funny cause IT IS TRUE

How could NEW GAME possibly hope to do NEW GAME and NEW GAME justice?

If you ask me, NEW GAME ended with NEW GAME.

It's better than THIS GAME, but still leagues behind THAT GAME

With no region lock with can play Japanese New Game!

OLD GAME >>>>>> NEW GAME

ALL OF THE DAY BRO

It's weebshit

Sounds good to me.

I'll wait until NEW GAME +

Kek

>yfw if you had one your kids most played game
>SMT V

JUST

Really? But I saw a trailer of NEW GAME CHALLENGE STAGE at PS4 and Vita

>NEW GAME
>New Game
>New Gam3

Does NEW GAME have WAIFU from OLD GAME?

It'll be cancelled.

>He bought the weeb edition of New Game

But that's the best one you dumb idiot

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Literally the best thing to come out of this disaster.

Blue NEW GAME>Purple NEW GAME>Yellow NEW GAME
Prove me wrong, yellowfags.

>he didn't preorder and get Green New Game

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>New Game
Stop being a weeb. It is NEW GAME in america.

Purple is the best of them

Wanker.

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Yellow has the best exclusive MINIATURE CREATURES™ eat shit faggot.

>$70 for a decent controller

No, you're thinking SALES

Really makes you want to kill some jewtendo executives, doesn't it.

Why is the pro controller $70? Does it have the hd rumble and IR sensor the joycons do?

>NEW G4ME
>NG: NEW GAME

>iPad

It wont save the switch, I dont even care if there are three different versions!

>NEW NEW GAME
>NEW NEW GAME U

youtube.com/watch?v=5-59bQy3c0s
Looks promising tho

Half a controller
$50

nice

>hes got a picture of his fiancee as his lock screen
cute

>NEW GAME 4U

>We'll name our game NEW GAME! with an exclamation point to snag the NEW GAME audience
What a blatant fucking ripoff, I hope DEVELOPER, NEW GAME's developers, sue the shit out of them

>hes got a picture of that one girl he's obsessed with as his lock screen

ftfy

Fucking rekt.

DIRECTOR is such a hack. CLASSIC GAME wasn't even that good anyway

>NEW GAME XII: RE-REMASTERED
>NEW GAME The Fighters

>when your wifes son wants you to buy all the new games for him

Didn't you hear? Their getting married

Against the Bride's will...

So which one of the NEW GAME trilogy is first in the timeline?

wait, wrong picture

I feel bad for you English Only Peasants, localization team of ニューゲーム totally dropped the ball. New Game is objectively the worse experience!

Judging by the lettering, the yellow NEW GAME takes place when PROTAGONIST was a kid

wait, wrong again
there we go

Game, Game 2 (USA), Gam3, GAME (reboot), NEW GAME, NEW GAME, NEW GAME.

>women
>having a say in anything

How can Italian plumbers even compete?

such is the life of a princess

>Bowser's massive hands playing on a tiny ass Switch remote
You literally have no excuse anymore

When will I be able to Emulate New Game?

nigga can you read?

>Literally called NEW GAME!
what an age to be alive

This video was absurdly cute for no reason

>"Gee dad, you sure are bad at this game!"
>"Haha, you're just that good, son!"
>[Little did he know, I can't hold this damn controller...]

WII GAME

On the other hand, even The Duke is too big for his claws.

>calling it new game
>not Niu Gemu
found the newfag

He can barely fit three fingers on that thing.
That sounds lewd.I swear I'm not a barafag.

There'se so much shit in the controllers that i'm not surprised. It just seems steep for the joycons because they're so small.

What about OTHER GAME...

Boy, just think about how his hands would feel all over your body.

Holy shit and that's how nintendo wants to present their new system? A hive of rape culture? Disgusting.

What about OTHER GAME?

>ripoff
But it's way better

ALL OF THE DAY BRO

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Why is the parental controls video the best thing to come out of the switch presentation?

Bowser being a father is the cutest damn thing.

Because it has personality, something the Mario franchise doesn't do too often.
Now Wario on the other hand...

>includes motion controls
Don't want a gimmick in what's supposed to be a real controller.

>HD Rumble
Don't want a gimmick in what's supposed to be a real controller.

>amiibo
Don't want a gimmick in what's supposed to be a real controller.

Wonder why the Wii U Pro is so fucking good? IT IS A CONTROLLER. NOT A CONTROLLER WITH HD VIBRATIONS, HD JOYSTICKS, AND AN AIR CONDITIONER.

THAT'S WHY IT LASTED 80 HOURS ON A CHARGE.

THAT'S WHY PEOPLE LIKED AND PREFERRED IT.

WII GAME

youtube.com/watch?v=mRmkSf-YT8o
Lower volume or take off headphones.

The characters are great, I hope the gameplay makes them justice