Nintendo Switch

*click*
WAHOO!

>ps4 $299
amazon has it for $270 with a game included.

Both are shit compared to the PC

All are shit compared to a car

brb, gonna pick up my ps4 and play it on the bus for 3 hours

Which is nothing compared to a woman

Why exactly can't get you get both?

>He only owns one gaming device.
Everyone who plays on PC buys a console. There's no point in arguing that the PC is better. We know. We buy consoles for different reasons than we build our PCs. Only having a PC for gaming is dumb.

PS4 will NEVER get ice cubes. Keep crying.

Which is shit compared to a man

Switch DOA, nintenyearolds on suicide watch!

Women is shit compared to a harley

isn't that called a vita

also
>playing the switch on the bus
You DO realize the system requires a stand and a controller, right? That it's not small enough to fit on a lap and be able to play it, right? That it doesn't compare to an actual handheld?

Actually you can do that.
Battery only lasts about 2.5 hours though.

i agree with everything except the exclusives
almost every playstation exclusive is repetitive japanese shit that gets old within an hour

>mfw an external battery (+ monitor) for a console much more powerful than the Switch lasts as much as the Switch's battery

>dpad controller

>if you want an extra one it's 68 dollars after tax

eat my ass

the hell are you talking about?

>I don't kow how batteries work

:^)

>persona
>final fantasy
>yakuza
those are a few i know the names of

The launch lineup for the Switch is pretty underwhelming, considering it consists of nothing but Zelda and shovelware.

Should I get a PS4 Slim or Pro? I'll get a Switch for Christmas.

fml meant for

>those are a few i know the names of
>almost every playstation exclusive is repetitive japanese shit that gets old within an hour

yeah, that's about what I thought you'd say. You should play some more games.

One thing I've noticed about the nintendo fanbase isn't necessarily that they have good or bad taste, but they absolutely refuse to learn about anything outside of their comfort zone. They'll just completely fail to acknowledge games they haven't heard of, and use that as evidence that a game isn't good.

You should expand your horizons a bit, user.

After working my new job for a year I realized it's so fucking easy to afford every console and a bad ass PC if you aren't a lazy fucking child. They're ALL cheap you fucking console war children/grown ass loser rejects.

>imblying cow milking is a god tier asset to have

Enjoy your shitty first person shooters, plebs.

Slow it down sonygger

This. Who the fuck cares? It's $300. If that's something you have to save up for and care about, then whether or not it's got good launch titles shouldn't be a concern of yours. Any competent adult should be able to spend $300 easily as an impulse buy and not even worry about it.

>"Free" monthly games
>Current games
I think you mean "indie shit" no wants to play

If money's not an issue go for the Pro. No reason not to, even if you have a 1080p TV.

ARMS

FUCKING ARMS

NINTENDO IS SAVED BROS

>You should expand your HORIZONs a bit, user.
heh

i expanded mine when i dropped the playstation entirely
>furi
>hotline miami
>doom
>payday 2
>the beginners guide
>max payne
>spec ops
>cs

>No reason not to
Doesn't the Pro have overheating and fan noise issues?

>adults should be able to throw their money out the window without concern or consideration
you're not wrong i suppose
however i think the point here is that the switch is not nearly on the same level as the ps4 in terms of technology vs. pricing

y-yeah no one wants to play Rocket league or Helldivers, or Rogue Legacy, or Isaac hehe..he....he.... hmmmm

>now let's switch (pause) *click* to this!

nope, as usual with most consoles there are defective units, but it's not a widespread issue. If you are unlucky enough to get one of those you can simply send it back for a new one at no cost.

Which is shit compared to a cute boy in a frilly dress and stockings

going to go buy a generator to play ps4 on plane

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>multiplat included
>battery life of PS4 = 0hrs
Heh...

>multiplat included

Fine, remove your one and only launch game from the Switch list then, considering that Zelda is multiplat.