Um... is this OK?

Um... is this OK?

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>using the same time the attack on pearl harbor started

very subtle

Since yoshis lay eggs is it safe to assume bowser can too

>photo of the girl he stalks on his phone as a screensaver

The attack started before eight though

haha but yoshe is a (male)

Bowser is such a pleb. Real men prefer Daisy.

BOWSER'D

Peach is such a slut.

Is Peach is a fetishist that enjoys being kidnapped and sucks Bowser huge turtle cock while Mario risks his lifes for a cake and a kiss in the cheek?

This. Lewd duck-faced official nintendo art daisy when?

What op.
You telling me that your phone wallpaper isn't a picture of your Waifu.

I don't know why, but I love it every time I see Peach with that spiked color on

Ive honestly been so desensitized by porn that I can only imagine Peach x Bowser, Peach x Mario seems really fucked up.

Omg ur such a freak xd

Same. I really can't imagine Mario with any girl.

Will tumblr have a shitshow about this?

>Cropped pictures
user be kind a share the sauce

That's the natural response to seeing a short man. You really can't imagine him getting any and that's how it should be.

KOOPA'D

Technically she's his fiance now, so it's fine.

>Bowser has kids
>Mario doesn't
really makes you think

ebin meme

has nothing to do with being a cute children's toy mascot

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Yeah fuck you Pat.

Theres a pretty good one where mario has 2 clones and hes huge and gang bangs samus

Well she is his waifu.

Here you go my fellor paisano

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No, Bowser is gay.

I can Mario but can't Wario. But can Waluigi but can't Luigi.

you know, I've never actually seen that word typed out and it looks funny, yet I believe that's its spelling

It is though.

>can't Wario

I imagine Wario being a Ron Jeremy or Duke Skywalker kind of guy that pays whores to fuck him, he is not interested in "romance" or having relationships.

Fuck off, Peach is the absolutely pure.

>Wario
>pays

Thanks user

>picture of his wife
What's the problem here?

It's not any different in-universe than those dudes that have sexy hollywood stars as their phone background

I mean besides the "he kidnaps her every other week" thing

I guess he tricks the girls Casting Couch-style then

Would have been funnier if it was Peach looking annoyed in a cage or something

Wario fucks ashley.

Why there are a hole in his short?

>7:55 AM

There's nothing wrong with having a picture of his wife and mother of his child

she's not his wife

No, Peach is a femdom but bowser never keeps her long enough to find out.
That, or bowser is her (previous) sub and she's playing with both him and mario.
She has a kingdom of toads (tiny mushroroms/dicks) who worship her.

Is it just me or this new peach looks a lot more sexy than before?

Only contrarians prefer Daisy. People with taste either like Peach or Rosalina.

According to Mario Odyssey they're getting married, of course Bowser would have a picture of his fiancée as a phone wallpaper

>peach
>into femdom
You just went full retard with your headcanon.

You mean her son

No, Peach would be Junior's step-mom

But she's still the mom of Bowser's other kids, right?

they are not getting married

I'm not into robots. But I got to say that your Waifu looks nice.

Bowser having his way with her is way too on the nose for nintendo. You could imagine Mario accidentally reaching the castle early, only to find bowser's spiked collar is there for a reason. Reality is stranger than fiction.

Typical Nintendo with this sexist, male chauvinist garbage.

They need to grow the fuck up from the "damsel in distress" shit already and make Peach more than just some bimbo dummy slut.

They did.
It sold like shit so they didn't make any more.

I really wish I could be Peach and worship Bowser's big, thick, musky, sweaty koopa cock and rim his butthole everyday. I want to bury my face between his cheeks and lovingly eat his ass while stroking his huge dick.

This game is fucking sexist shit too, you pig. HURR DURR EMOTION POWERS BECAUSE I AM WEAK WOMAN.

was this game any good?

Stop it, Sup Forums. This isn't the place to get me in the mood to throatfuck a peachy slut 'till she's a stupid, mascara-stained, cum-gurgling mess.

Yeah, it was fun, but way too easy. Easier than a Kirby game, even.

never knew i was attracted to 2d until this thread

Emotion gimmick was surprisingly enjoyable, but overall it was another solid, but unsurprising nintendo platformer.

Imagine Peach's lipstick getting smeared all over your shaft and the base of your dick.

Same, minus the Peach part. Who would want to be a woman lmao

Who DOESN'T have their waifu as their phone wallpaper?

This is the gayest picture I've ever seen. He has a fucking SON. Delete this before JR sees it

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Over every fat, vein-throbbing inch, her lips smeared with gooey pre and saliva as she paints my cock pink? I can imagine that, but she better make sure to leave my balls decorated with just as many sloppy kiss-marks too, before moving on to make out with my asshole.

No, you're just catching on to the shoulder that's showing.

>You will never be Peach and cover user's butthole with cute lipstick kiss marks
Why live?

I hope he does.

OP, do you not have your waifu as your screensaver?

>HURR DURR EMOTION POWERS BECAUSE I AM WEAK WOMAN.

u never played the game, have u?

>being in denial

They're getting married and she's taking that big koopa kock

Yoshis are not Koopas so Bowser can not lay an egg, idiot

Aw, are you that desperate to bury your face between these cheeks while a fat koopa cock drools over your head?

yes, i have, shrimp dick

Yes. Butt worship is my biggest fetish, both giving and receiving.

stop

MARIO IS A KEK

HE'S A KEK

Yoshi was originally going to be some form of Koopa. An early idea was for Yoshi to be a tame Koopa Troopa. Yoshi's real name Is actually 'T. Yoshisaur Munchakoopas'

If you were really desensitized, you wouldn't be able to imagine Bowser with any girl at all.

Bowser is for masculine men only.

Three holes are better than two

>*bzzt* *bzzt*

This isn't tumblr. Also, kill yourself.

That's cool as fuck

Remember the end of Galaxy 2? Bowser was crying that all he wanted was to be the one to get Peach's cake for once.

Cake is an allegory for sex.

Found the slut.

wut did i just read.

>color

are you sure it's not a metaphor for sex, or a Jojo reference or something?

Now you need to punish me~

That's pretty fuckin' depraved, user. Who ever heard of Princess that got off to slobbering over her kidnapper's asshole? Do you prefer a nice, firm ass, or something softer and round?

mfw when I realize that he's representing nintendo treehouse

region free yay

we dont know how Browser species reproduce. Are mammals ? can mate female humans?

Both.

>Peach in a wedding dress

I never realized how much I wanted this