Treehouse is live and showing off the Switch and its new games in great detail.
Find the "Nintendo" channel on Youtube, Twitch or wherever and join us in this comfy thread to talk about it.
Currently on: Educational game for kids on how to properly squeeze out a lot of milk. Also some dancing.
real talk, does it seem impossible to "strike"
>play each stage once
>never play it again
>full priced game
best girl
>breasts are part of the stomach
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I KNOW KUNG FU NOW
DELETE THIS
>Copy
>implies you have to copy perfectly
>you can probably just lazily hold the Joycon in the right position and win
MIGHT CONTROLS EVERYTHING
Stop bullying Nigger-san
>White man fools nigger to win
History repeats itself once more.
Post milking webm
White Nu-male beta faggot is so fucking bad at these super simple games holy shit.
I bet he rides a fucking fixie
Why didn't they get the girl to do the milk minigame?
THE
BEST
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>WHITES HAVE NO HONOR
MAN BLACK MEN REALLY OR MUCH MORE COOLER THAN WHITE MEN
H-HE IS FAST!
Whites confirmed for no honor
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guy on the right is my dad.
He isn't even a real actor or anything lol
>pingpong
literally how
>imaginary tennis
Pose!
>Table Tennis
Obligatory FUCK YOU CAMELOT
Thats how it's always been with dancing games
but at parties people overexaggerate
Anyone have the No More Heroes 3 promo art they showed during the even last night?
What the fuck is this shit
sexclip when?
I wish they had gotten Audrey to play Milk
nothing personal, kid
>The porn will be about people fucking white silhouettes
>Or white silhouettes fucking people
>Audrey will never milk you dry
I need to organize my Treehouse folder into separate folders for each girl.
Why couldn't the actors in the game be qt Asian girls?
Instead of this "LOL WE ARE DIVERSE xDDD"
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time for Ping Pong
the instructional videos are the best part about this game
This kid drowned in september last year. RIP
Relax, this game is probably free and bundled with the console.
>he's dead
He left this world too soon.
this shouldve been bundled like wii sports, I'm never going to pay $60 for something like this
Did he accidentally walk in the wrong building and ended up in a production studio by accident?
might as well not play at all since you don't plan to have fun
Your dad works at nintendo???
Ask him when metroid is coming out.
wat
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This type of game only works because of the HD Rumble
That's pretty fucking nice
I want to see more games use HD Rumble, this is Star Fox 64 Rumble Boogaloo 2.0
isn't this a little racist Nintendo
Pose
>table tennis
WHY ISN'T THIS SHIT BUNDLED?
THIS IS FUCKING STUPID
Visualize the ball
Why is this a 50 dollar game?
Now this is actually cool.
Post the cute one
The one in the right here
I wasn't planning on playing this garbage at all
Oh shit ping pong
It's fucking $50
New Rush Hour looks great
kek
Is this a joke? This is like a comedy skit
>you will never invite over a girl and play snipperclips and Milk with her
Why even live
Its not.
Rhythm heaven!
link?
>too soon
It's not. GameStop had a listing this morning for $49.99.
based Hawkssun08
if only i had friends to play all these fun multiplayers games
Not paying for this shit
No he doesn't.
POSE!
the best graphics is your imagination
SONYGGERS BTFO
HD R U M B L E
>nigger got killed
Good
the ping pong actually looks interesting.
Not $60 interesting but still. Should've been included with the system.
I'd rather play VR table tennis desu
oh shit niggers. I NEED THIS
my sides
I've actually beaten the meat to all 3 girls in that block. Kendra was my favorite. Dat platinum white hair doe
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I don't get how this even works
Might just as well use your hand and play pretend.
of course, you don't have friends to play with
This would've been the Wii Sports of Switch if they bundled it. I can see retirement homes buying it for table tennis alone.
>mario kart 8 port
>shit party game
>spla2n:eletric bogaloo
>mario 324234234 "orginal" game
>bomberman microtransations "gems" while playing but don't forget to get booster packs for $20 on eshop goy
>plants vs zombies rip off
>a shit indie trash shovelware
>zelda
Disapointed nintendo you could have been better
C L U T C H
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My heart was pounding
the dock should be optional, that way they could reduce the cost of the basic bundle.
I know I can't be the only person who will never use it, I don't even have a fucking television to hook it to.
I don't get
How exactly can they tell when to swing?
Is the Rumble THAT good at making you tell?
This is a cute anime.
>Tfw no 2D daughterfu
looks like you just listen to it hitting your side of the table
>Table tennis but you can't see the ball, table or net.
Sounds like shit.
>what is we made a tennis game, but you couldn't see the table or ball?
BRAVO NINTENDO
Time for the most American of games
During E3 I'm pretty sure I tributed Audrey like 5 times in total
heh
>normalfags games
10/10 GAME IN BURGERSTAN CONFIRMED