NO ETHERNET CABLE

>NO ETHERNET CABLE
>IN THE YEAR 2017

What if I want to play Smash online. What the fuck. UROBUCHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

There's going to be maybe a handful of games for the switch that need a wired connection to play properly.

It isnt like the WiiU had a massive online library.

No

Uh, you use Wi-Fi? Why would you require a wired connection for a party game?

Even the fucking PS3 had an ethernet port

Why is Nintendo focusing on gimmicks instead of the things a modern console needs? They have the best games but the hardware is always garbage. No storage, shitty online, after those 1 player adventure games the consoles collect dust just like the Wii U

ETHERNET PORT WHEN

>implying Switch will even get Smash as a title any time soon.

>paid online
>no Ethernet built in
>$40 add on

Good goy.

I wanna smash tho

>no ethernet dock
>partying and voice chat will be done from a 3rd party phobe app and not through the Switch itself

I seriously do not know what they were thinking.

>not through the Switch itself

what the fuck?

you're gonna have to buy (not even joking) a phone app to be able to even hear other players in multiplayer matches

Don't worry now that you're paying for online you can expect significantly improved connections in competitive games. Remember we're talking about Nintendo here, not Sony; if you pay for something you'll actually get your money's worth(and then some).

What did we do to deserve this, Nintendo?
TELL ME

mobile SoCs don't have Ethernet

This kind of shit is why Nintendo needs to go out of business.

J U S T

chat interfaces on consoles suck, i think this will actually turn out to be a good idea

>muh ethernet

Fucking cavemen. Luddites. Use your 5.8ghz wifi

WHO DIS GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!

>Ethernet past 2007

The Switch will have no good online games anyway. Just smash and mario kart. Just live with it.

stop posting this attention whore
check this 7

just use a USB connector, you can pick one up for cheap or use the same one for the Wii U or Wii.

I want to breed with her.

>being a wifishitter

get your filthy genes away