You're going to feel like a fool when this takes off

You're going to feel like a fool when this takes off.

When what takes off?

Paragon by the looks of it. Good game.

haha

Is that supposed to mean something to me?

Finally got around to playing it and the graphics, animations and performance are *really* impressive. But everything else about it is an unintuitive clusterfuck.

What game is this

You'll get past the "unintuitive" aspects in about five matches, especially once you make your own deck. I can answer any questions if you need.

It makes way more sense than any other MOBA apart from HotS.

>Shilling in Sup Forums

I understand you get paid but come on it's being too obvious.

>actual gameplay

So it's a slower musou?

No, that retard doesn't understand how to play the game.

No, it's a unique racing game in that you race to see who can grind faster with MMO combat that is more dumbed down than most MMOs.

Do you get paid to do this?

Please tell me how standing there and waiting for enemies to be at low health for the last hit magically makes the game more fun or involving.

If you're gonna shill and bait with ass pics then at least include the name of your product

It's not MMO combat; everything is manually aimed and executed instantly, like a real videogame, and holding M1 like a retard doesn't make you "grind quicker".

No brrrrappppp posts yet?
Wow.
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP.

>holding M1 like a retard doesn't make you "grind quicker"
Apparently this game is so advanced that you actually do better by literally doing nothing!

>everything is manually aimed and executed instantly
so, skyrim online combat. get it.

Because there is an enemy laner there (in non-retard games) who you have to continually pressure and harass while picking off last hits at a safe distance and watching out for gank setups. Good players aren't passive in lane, and they know when to take the opportunity to push. After 10 minutes there's never any waiting, and the first 10 minutes set the tension, the face-offs, the lay of the lanes and initial advantage. It's called pacing, and you aren't going to get it in your attritional, linear chokepoint slogs like Overwatch.

so youre saying i need to be delusional to enjoy this game

No, you just have to not have ADHD and not expect to be attacking shit all the time for no reason. It's about setting up opportunities for kills and taking advantage of the lane; not just 5v5 teamfights constantly.

>f2p
>Why the heck not
>Install it and make account
>type in email and password
>Error AS-18031
>Not the right email or password
Whelp that was fun

*sniff*

yea man you keep enjoying the pure tension-based gameplay of paragon. paragon: a good idea

>first/third person ASSFAGGOTS
Literally the only one I could stomach was Orcs Must Die f2p title, and even that only because of the trap building feature.

why does it look like a bad photoshop filter?

Nah. I don't since I got banned last week for it.

Janitors are odd.

whoa mama

>missing last hits
REEEEEE

Actually does this even have last hits. It definitely has the dota 3 melee 1 ranged creep aspect.

Game is garbage, downloaded and tried it last month. Also looks like shit.

How does this stupid card system even work? It's just a bunch of random crap. You can't buy any items you might want or that make sense. It's just this crap shoot of nigh useless shite.

What's with this meme? reported

I'd actual those graphics.

Yes.

disgusting animations

You get last hits which give you a mystery currency that does nothing because you can't actually buy things.

They on,y care if you make braaaap threads. Not if you make braaaaaap posts.

waht

>that does nothing
It gives you card exp to get cards, which replace the item shop.

Yes it has a deck builder instead of an item shop, this is why nobody likes the game.

You heard right.

I can't think of a single reason why this would have been a good design choice.

it doesn't have to be good, it just has to be new and unique so players can distinguish it from other assfaggots.

>f2p
>good design choices

It really isn't.

You even get some hilarious cards like "While burning, gain 7.5% cooldown reduction and 18 power" which is not only pretty fucking weak, but has no place in taking up a deck slot because what if you don't go up against one of the 3 or 2 characters that can't actually inflict a burning status effect?

Of course you can't change a deck mid game and you only get like 5 slots to start off with for the now 20 some characters in the game, so have fun wasting all of those slots on one character to respond to different team compositions.

What the fuck were they thinking.

Dota 2 and LoL are the same exact game with few aspects to distinguish one from the other. They are the most popular and generate the most money. Your point is invalid.

How the hell does OP not get banned for straight up advertising?

Oh wow! You changed your viraling strategy? What about them "actual graphics" and shit?

>limited to 5 passive buffs
>these need to be attached to individual characters
>you can't equip a single buff to more than one at a time

There's no way to use the cards to your advantage to actually make a "build" either, which makes the decision doubly confusing. You also don't get to choose what card you want to use nor when you want to use it. You just go back to base for whatever reason and magically there's a card with some passive effects on it in your deck.

So ... League of Legends.

Oh no, that's just the deck. Like in a card game you pick a deck and get all the cards inside, but you can't just switch out mid game, that'd be fucking stupid.

You've got 6 item slots in the actual game.The deck is basically the item shop, you just pick the items that will be available in game before you start the match.

So how do play this game? It's like everyone kills me.

dota and LoL are fairly different when it comes down to it though, dota is much more flexible and item oriented, whereas LoL is more static, rigid and champion oriented.

>that blurry background
The fuck? Is that what the LOD looks like in this game?

Entirely wrong. You're playing the starter decks with auto-buy on. When you make your own deck, which is what you're fucking supposed to do, you pick when to buy what cards and how to upgrade them within a match. Stop posting. You did not understand anything.

You're pathetic m8.

grind better than them

the question is

does it have formidable waifu competition

Vampire chick is the hottest

These 3rd person mobas never hold up against the traditional topdown style or the tf2/ow hero fps. The gameplay and camera is always so clunky.

This is the best moba on the market. Bar fucking none. Get good you faglords.

I like the game, i play it regularly.
But there is not a single reason why the pantsu on head retarded card system shouldn't be replaced for a regular in game shop. Other than f2p garbage mechanics obviously. At least all heroes are unlocked and only thing you have to grind are deck slots and it takes no time to get those so i guess there is that.

The card system is good because it doesn't smack newbies over the head with 200 items they have to memorize at once, and plus it gets them addicted with a progression system. It's a more elegant way of introducing new options to the player and having them make their own build rather than enforcing the meta on them with a guide shop from second zero.

All the models are pretty amazing. The female bodies are really well done too if that's what you're asking. They still have no personalities though.

>shilling for mobas on Sup Forums

GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Voice lines are in the works and they just added facial expressions to TwinBlast. The personality is slowly coming out.

Blonde Belica is best waifu. I appreciate the not-sister of battle addition as well.

Is this something like Breakaway?

Just played a pretty intense match and tried a proper deck... It's starting to make more sense now but I still don't like it and it's still unintuitive. Where can I go to make some suggestions?

>i like this game!
>hurr hurr fuck off shill

Like pottery.

mobas are shit

I played this for a while but it got old quick. Came back to it a few weeks ago and it feels like no class deals any damage anymore. The card system was more confusing than dotas item shop in my opinion.

You can post on their forums or the le reddit.

I admit the onboarding process is pretty bad right now but they are focusing a lot of effort on making the game more intuitive to newbies. They recently added that tutorial map (which is nowhere near comprehensive) and are constantly clarifying things, but the shop interface in particular will stump newbies.

It's still way more accessible than any other MOBA apart from HotS.

Make a deck with six equipment cards that, when upgraded, total 60 card points. Include a 3-cost shadow ward and a Blink Charm (extremely useful for escaping). Focus on power for most heroes and as much mana as you need. Right now health and armor are kind of crap, and regen has always been crap.

Did you play after Monolith? They reversed the meta and now everyone just does damage and kills much quicker. Legacy was stuck in an armor meta where it was impossible to finish anyone 1v1.

Monolith is basically a new game.

>implying it's not someone pretending
The only legitimate proven AstroTurf was Borderlands. Everything after was just pretending to be viral marketing because it gets a rise out of you idiots every single time.

>ftp moba

It's dead on arrival

He told you the name of the game. Wtf else you want fucking retard

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Who gives a shit? It's still a moba

I miss Forge.

Fucking kill yourself.

90% of your deaths are likely due to being too far forwards. Back up early and often and place wards so you don't get surprised. Don't attack the minions in lane except only to get last hit, unless you're trying to push and take tower, but don't do this early on.