Can't tell you my source, but Platinum Games is making a Courage game

Can't tell you my source, but Platinum Games is making a Courage game.

Yay!

STUPID DOG

YER MAKIN ME GAY

Platinum is a memeshit developer

I would literally suck my own cock if that happened. Fuck I love that cartoon so much.

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...that's not right, a little boy should have a hat...

Feel free to practice on mine until then

Don't

>game trailer comes up
>looks like an artsy fantasy game like Scalebound or Nier or Bayonetta
>suddenly static
>"We interrupt this trailer to bring you, Courage the Cowardly Dog Game! Starring Courage the Cowardly Dog!"

go to bed Charlie

>its aesthetic is like the EEnE game but not ugly

Stop I'm gonna cum

>it's about the space chickens returning to kill Courage once again

>Computer is an in-game hint system
>Insults you for using it too much

Cuhraaaayyzeee trippy boss fights, legitimtately unnerving spooky cartoon aesthetic

Kid horror is such a hard genre to do right, how did courage even last as long as it did

>implying that's not just level 1
>Katz is a reoccurring boss, then miniboss
>Final Level lets you rescue Courage's parents if you get all the collectibles.

>yfw Eustace's original voice actor is dead

Stupid dogposter!!

>You stupid dog! You made me dead!

I'm actually really sad.

YOU MAKE ME LOOK 8AD!

What's the episode of OneyPlays where they talk about Homer in Undertale?

(You)
>Trailer trailer ends
>Black screen, we hear voice over of Eustace saying "Stupid dog, why can't I get a game too?"
>Suddenly cut to a scene of Eustace fighting a bunch of various enemies using hammers and a giant boot.
>Cut to a scene where Eustace is driving his truck plowing through a bunch of enemies
>He leans out the window, turns around and shakes his fist
>"What's yer offer!?"

>This, but it's actually a Smash trailer

>EUSTACE BAGGE TAKES THE CHAIR

Shirley's curse. The weird French vibes in the show tho.

>goes to price screen
>"You mean people are gonna pay 60 bucks??? For this?!?! I'm gonna be rich!"

I could see Eustace being part French and part English. I bet he comes from a line of peasantry, though.

>"How do I solve this puzzle?"
>"By putting the pieces together"

>Use the computer too many times and he takes over your body like in the episode

Or

>Fail the level too many times and the computer will beat the level for you, but won't pick up any collectables because they're "boring".

Agreed. The replacement didn't sound so much like him and its obvious that they reduced the number of scenes Eustace would appear in later on as the series reached its end.

>I'll call you Courage. We'll have a grand time.

>There is a good ending that only comes from a pacifist run
>Game requires you to do sleuthing to figure out what a villain's turmoil is caused by in order to get that ending

>Undertale the Cowardly Dog

Actually, this doesn't sound bad, but that'd be the meme comparison.

It would be true to the show, and would still be a game that requires quick thinking and intense imagery.

>meme comparisons are even a thing
I want to go back to 2007

Abandoned as a pup, he was found by Muriel, who lives in the middle of Nowhere with her husband, Eustace Bagg!

I agree, user, but those meme-spouting millennials won't.

Nah, let's go to 2006.

You know, since half of the episodes take place in one location, it would actually be fairly reasonable that they wouldn't need to sacrifice a whole lot to stay really true to the show and provide a great deal of content.