THE TRAIN HEADED FOR STATION SQUARE WILL BE DEPARTING SOON

THE TRAIN HEADED FOR STATION SQUARE WILL BE DEPARTING SOON.

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You mean for the mystic ruins

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I don't get it.

THUNDER, RAIN AND LIGHTNING

maybe it's because todd is a manlet

VERY VERY TERRIFYING

everyone keeps saying it's giving them Adventure/06 vibes but honestly I get more Unleashed vibes from it

Imagine walking down the street only to notice this midget dwarf following you

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Where does mario keep getting these wonderful vehicles that take him places

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He's so expressive now

How do people even get the renders for the logos so quickly?

>NEW DONK CITY
>DIDDY'S MART
>DIXIE ST

DEEPEST LORE

From the nintendo press site i think. Tons of renders

Hopefully it will depart from one of the dullest franchises in the history of gaming franchises. Seriously, each game following the royal plumber and his pals from the mushroom kingdom as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the garish imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make platforms unplatform, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Myiamoto vetoed the idea of others directing the series; he made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody? Just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Mario series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-Nathan Drake series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the handhelds were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the games were terrible. As I played, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the creator programmed a star that need to be found.

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time a star was found. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Miyamoto's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that he has no other style of creating. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Mario by the same Yuji Naka. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are playing Mario at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to play Sonic Hedgehog." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you play "Super Mario" you are, in fact, trained to play Sonic Hedgehog.

I googled it.

there's Cranky st, k.rool st, Squaks Park, Expresso St, and a Tiny Cafe. Also the license plate for the taxis is 1981 ND

>Luigi's Mansion-tier floppy nose physics are back

It was so silly that I'm surprised it didn't become a staple

>Rosalina has been dumped in favor of a hat.

Now she'll join E-Gadd and Toadsworth as characters who were forgotten from the franchise.

>mario is happy and expressive again
>he will never have his N64/GC voice again
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Are you saying that Mario, the human male slaying the demon creature to rescue the innocent, isn't proper representation of traditional christian values?

>Where does mario keep getting these wonderful vehicles
From Dr. Robotnik, obviously.

>WE
>WANT
>THE
>SONIC
>ADVENTURE
>AUDIENCE

Ninty pls replace Martinet

10/10

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Really REALLY looking forward to this game.

>CC = eyes looking up
MIND BLOWN

>The dream that someone will actually pull off another thousand year door in the modern age.

Can it be true? Can mario have a good story?

So Mario is canonically like 1 meter tall?

No words can describe how much I loved Sonic Adventures

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IS NINTENDO EVEN TRYING ANYMORE?

Mario's a shorty even in his own world. He's like, the definition of "cartoon freak" compared to a human being.

I am sorry but its fucking 2017 whats with these shitty ass graphics
>its okay when nintendo does it

That is the most progressive and brave depictions of femininity I've ever seen in a game.

10/10

Mario is clearly uncomfortable being around Mexicans

>the kong family has an entire city in their pocket

Bowser Jr.! Get back here before the island blows up with you on it!
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The dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though r-right
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

So has Mario finally jumped the shark?

Can someone fill me up on what's happening?

>New Donk City
>Diddie's mart
>Dixie Street

This better be foreshadowing for a goddamn Construction Girder level. I need this.

I'll fill you up with cum

I don't think you know what that term means.

Niggas fights Gorillas on New York skyscrapers and his parents lived in mushroom houses.

Hey, that's--

That fake plumber again of all places...

Rosalina probably gave it to him

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I thought you were going to make fun of squares mario rpg.

I am disappointed.

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BOY

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I'm unironically looking forward to The Odyssey, in which Mario is lost in the Mushroom Kingdom for ten years while Peach fights off suitors and delays her wedding to one of the Troja--I mean Koopas, at her residence in Brooklyn.

Hey why isnt he human

Because he's Italian HAHAHAHHAHA

Literally what i thought.

That is unironically my fetish.

>One Way
Did they even try to come up with street names? What's next?
Two Street?
Three boulevard?

I'm ashamed I didn't get it until I got to the part about the envelope.