Here's your controller bro!

>Here's your controller bro!

Thanks man, so glad you got a switch. Lets play some Mario Kart on this long ass car ride.

I just dont understand why the control stick is so close to the buttons. It looks cramped as fuck

it should at least switch places with the home button

Sweet, I get to have sole control over pausing.

do the button maps rotate when using single joycon mode? like, B becomes Y etc.?

>nintendo only tested this with their tiny rittle asian fingers

-2 and a half hours later-
HAHA ALMOST AT THE FINISH LINE MAN HELL YEAH YOUR BLUE SHELL AIN'T GOT SHIT ON M-
*console abruptly shuts off*

How do I hold this if I don't have babyhands? Do I just use like a PC mouse with 1 hand?

Joy-con?

More like dil-don

>not having a car charger
Fucking faggot

>driving a Dodge Charger
haha what a faggot

>"Who will drive, bro?"
>"Mom."
>"Oh yea, I forgot we're 8 years old."

>not controlling your car with the joycon

it's a kids toy

what's the problem?

Kek.

Looks incredibly fucking uncomfortable. I can only imagine the hand cramps you'd get after using that for more than like 30 minutes

You have always needed car chargers for long car rides. This is nothing new.

Hell, even your precious 10-hour battery life phone needs a car charger or a charging brick if you want to use it for a car ride.

Why the hell is the stick in the middle of the controller?

So that you can actually reach it with your thumb when it's in your palm.

If it were at the bottom, you'd have to fucking break your thumbs in order to reach it.

And there you have it fammo. The target audience for the Switch is children without permits.

fucking roasted

>not having more than one friend
really dude

that's your argument

that you don't have any friends

Unless you are asian or a baby that shit will be uncomfortable as fuck

And they expect you to play sf2 on it?

Yeah, that makes sense if you're using it like a wiimote, but not if you're using it sideways like in the OP pic

I don't go on roadtrips with multiple people in cars, because as an adult male that isn't a manlet, unless you have a large SUV, that shit is uncomfortable as fuck. Even if I did, it will be even shittier hunched over and jockeying for position to see a tablet that wil have to be niggered to a centered position.

Rekt

underrated

>car powerslides
>switch flies out the window
thanks nintendo

people on the showfloor are saying that they're pretty fucking good. i'll see for myself till then.

Is there any logical reason why you would fucking say that post is underrated? Has anybody expressed any kind of dissatisfaction or criticism at all against it? Are you delusional? Are you reading replies that are nonexistent? Maybe you come from communities with voting systems, but there is literally no way that you could know what other people think of that post you just replied to here. Maybe it's psychological. Maybe it's your own post you're replying to, like a 12 year old fucktard liking his own facebook posts thinking his swelling autism is going unnoticed. Maybe your self esteem depends on you tricking yourself into thinking someone out there thinks your post is worth something. Or maybe you are just a retard, the worst kind of retard, the one who thinks he's smart, the one who thinks he's the only one to have gotten the joke, to have understood the post. Well, guess what, faggot, that post is under no definition underrated so why don't you do the world a favor and go check out what the bottom of your toilet smells like?

UNDERATED POST

I lost it there. Thanks for the chuckle.

>here's half of your controller, son. we can't afford the other half right now.

I bet you are that faggot who blamed Nintendo after smashing your Wiimote into the TV.

Kek'd.

Its obviously shit so you will buy the "real" controller, sold separately.

it's looking like the joystick is way too centered to be used comfortably.