Samus will never get another game

>Samus will never get another game

Good.

Japan does not like Metroid. West does not like bimbo Samus. Nintendo does not know what to do.

Nerf now fucking sucks

First post sucked 37 (you)s, in a row.

>Metroid
Literally who cares.

well I do.
I dont want samus to be rememberd as a sex object

West doesn't care about Metroid either.

Samus is loved for the same reason Wonder Woman is-- she represents ICONIC, STRONG FEMALE HERO. They don't care about anything else- not her character, not her history, not her games. Just MUH STRONG FEMALE PROTAG.

lol

?

Kind of ironic that Nintendo is the only company to realize that appealing to SJWs doesn't work.

Stop false flagging.

Also, nobody fucking cares about metroid anymore.

>Samus is loved for the same reason Wonder Woman is-- she represents ICONIC, STRONG FEMALE HERO. They don't care about anything else- not her character, not her history, not her games. Just MUH STRONG FEMALE PROTAG.

That's clearly just secondary Smash brothers fans though.

Nah, I liked Metroid for the Alien meets Star Wars setting. Samus was just a lone bounty hunter with bad taste in colors to me for the longest time, and I'm pretty sure that it applies to most others, too.

meanwhile Nintendo keeps pushing the sexism agenda, Peach gets kidnapped again, Zelda is a weak crybaby and there is shitton of fanservice, ZSS got a boob&assjob in smash...
doesnt mean it was correct back then

also I'm not falseflagging, I was really pissed Link being male again

>she represents ICONIC, STRONG FEMALE HERO
Naw, m8.

Samus is strongest when she's just in her armor doing her thing.

She's not Barbarella or Wonder Woman. She's Boba Fett.

she was always sexy
Deal with it ;^)

I still cared enough to play AM2R day-one, and would enjoy more.

>I was really pissed Link being male again
Fucking kill yourself.

This is how Samus should be , not a stripper

>Only like Prime
>Join some Metroid threads sometimes
>All of them devolve into Zero Suit Samus posting and Nintendo hates us posting

Like first post said;
Good.

So...she should be a male stripper/stripper for dykes?
Cause, olympic class female weight lifters and female powerlifters aren't even that swole.

That's an argument against Sup Forumsirgins, not Metroid or Samus.

Why can't Samus just be the "no bullshit" character who is just getting the job done like Super and Prime? There was no need to pander to SJWs, and there was no characterization being shoved in your face. It was just a bounty hunter doing her fucking job. Not a sensitive girl, not a excessively masculine woman, just a woman doing her fucking job.

Introducing other people for Samus to interact with killed that feeling for me

>Genetically engineered, sci-fi soldier turned bounty hunter should be a limp-wristed womanlet

Not saying that comic is ideal either but still.

>samus is a sexy petite girl with a skintight bodysuit
No.
>samus is a badass feminist who can beat up all the boys and still be attractive
No.
>samus is a human living weapon with alien DNA a under the employ of the galactic federation as a mercenary
Yes.

ok

She is canonically short now user. A cute little fuck bunny with a big fat ass and big tits and pouty lips.

Wrong, I love bimbo Samus

She's olympian-grade at best, user. The suit amplifies pretty much every physical attribute.

You have no idea what the fuck you are talking about.

People love Metroid for gameplay.

>we will never get another 2d metroid

E3, just one more event. If Nintendo announces nothing then give up all hope.

best post in this shit thread

Maybe so but I can't stand Metroid due to the fanbase it has; so elitist and entitled.

You don't see F-Zero fans moan but with Metroid it's tons of disappointed artwork.

Who the fuck cares?
It's not the only Nintendo game I like so why does it have to be the be all end all?

thats why need a new metroid no feds

are you literally retarded?

>you don't see F-Zero fans moan
F-Zero is dead and buried, user. They might dig up a bone or two every now again to put into things like nintendoland or animal crossing, but the fandom isn't exactly reminded of how dead the franchise is as frequently as Metroid. The uneventful anniversary and Federation Force were two swift kicks to the ribs.

This, not weeb bitch, not SJW feminist bitch, just a biological killing machine just like the Master Chief.

Good way to start off the thread!

STUPID DUMB CUNT DETECTED

Metroid became popular becasue shit was tight as fuck godtier 2d goodness.
They even pooped out 4 fucking 3d versions just to cater to you western fucks even though nips don't care for shooters.

Nintendo has NEVER cared about gender politics, pro or con, and wisely recognized Metroid is a niche product that has had its day in the sun and Samus is only useful to pad smash bros as the blonde bimbo, for now.

Yeah. No-one legitimately enjoyed the gameplay and atmosphere of Super Metroid or anything like that..

I want Samus to be a blond sexbomb an armored badass.
Is that so wrong?

This argument will always be the best proof of what og metroid fans are trying to say when they say that it was better when we didn't really know much of anything about samus.

The sales and the fact that there wasn't a sequel for 8 years proves you right.

Even IGA who helped make what the genre is known today admits his team was looking at Zelda when they made SotN, not Metroid.

>no metroid game has had samus really come to terms with being transformed into a weapon by the chozo
>literally the burden of defending an entire galaxy
>the other 'weapon' the chozo created spun out of control and almost destroyed the galaxy
There's some good psychological elements here, if they really wanted us to get into Samus' mind.

Yes to all 3 ;^)

>dead and buried
So is Metroid.
The fanbase just didn't realize it yet

Being old fashioned has its perks.

But I'm fine with Samus having characterization, as long as it's handled like Metroid Fusion. She a killing machine but with personality.

I want to just admit that it's dead already. I really do. I just love the series too goddammed much.

>nintendo
>lore
Lol, they are a toy company, any new Metroid will almost certainly be a reboot.

The franchise was going fine until Other M. They even left a plot thread open at the end of Corruption.
Federation Force was the clear indicator that Nintendo have absolutely no idea how to make Metroid games anymore.

I'm mad they still haven't did this for the Master Chief in Halo.

I don't want to see her armor off because then I I'm reminded that she really is a woman,

I always thought she had personality, but she would never show it in games like Zero Mission or Super because she was completely alone on Zebes.

>Kid Icarus
Nothing ever truly dies.
I've read F-zero will compete internally with MARIOKART, but nothing stops Metroid from coming back.

She should take her armor (and clothes) off at the end as a reward, as always ;^)

You are retarded.

kid icarus, excite bike, ice climbers, duck hunt.Nobody expected icarus because he was basicly a 1hit nes classic.

More like female Doomgyy.

where did the evil landwhale touch you user?

Fair enough. Those seem to paint a mostly event-baded/practical personality though, as in we knew what she thought but not how she felt. Which I'm fine with.

Sakurai is a huge retro gamming fag, KI:U exists due to that.

It never was well, at every release it always pulled worse than the last one.
It has good name recognition, but in actual sales and people who played it always was very small

the Metroid fanbase is full of sexually repressed manchildren. I've beaten all of the games sans AM2R so fuck off with your implications.

petite Samus is best Samus

Wrong. Samus is fit, athletic, not buff.

arms was shown after 1 2 switch though

She was never Brienne, that was just a western ad and Nintendo shit keeps no consistent lore even despite 30 years of autists trying to map timelines to their one gimmick per new game franchises.

>Samus will forever be involved in identity politics now
Makes me fucking furious. I'm fine with the porn dumps. It's inevitable and at least can be nice to look at, but hearing about how she or how she doesn't represent a strong female lead gives me cancer..
She's just a woman in a video game. FUCK.

And Nintendo is afraid of women

Samus being sexy or wearing the zero suit isn't the problem.
The problem is Other M's characterization of her is basically a whiny, needy baby. She is Adam's bitch for the entire game. Her characterization and new body served no purpose other than try to lure in Jap waifufags into the Metroid franchise.
Her characterization seeped into the gameplay as well. Rather than playing as a cool bounty hunter killing aliens, you're a little bitch who needs your daddy to tell you when you can and can't use your power ups.

They are like cats

Actually nobody gives a fuck about her as a character. The cool part about the games were the isolation and minimal story elements. Other M destroyed all that and tried to give her a real character, which was SHIT. It's about as stupid as making a movie about Bobba Fett.

Identity politics ruins everything it touches, even feminism.

Can someone explain to me what these shapes are?
I feel like im asking my 8 year old niece about one of the drawings she gives me and i have to make her feel bad by asking what this part of the picture is in her mind

Samus, her fine ass in armor and off will come back, in 5~10 years, long after sjw fad is gone.
You'll get a waifufag developer at Ninty who'll end up getting a shot at a remake eventually.

>We'll have third party games this time guys
nobody actually falls for this right? They say it every time.

its chocolate
she is eating chocolate ice cream

Like a Spartan II in Halo.

People bitch about federation force but the way other m handled powerups is the real proof that Nintendo doesn't understand how to make a metroid game anymore, that and many other design decisions are so against what metroid is.

GIVE ME MY METROID NINTENDO

We were warned, but we did not listen

Thanks Obama

When did that happen? She used to be like two meters tall.

There are knockoffs. Axiom Verge was okay.

Yeah sometimes I do that too with my wife's son's daughter

>afraid
Lol, they sell toys to families and manchildren, feminists don't buy them.
They have all the conservatism that befits a 100 year old toy company, where's the fat dyke Barbie, you cunt?

In Other M.
Sakamoto went on a power trip and redefined everything about Samus and the lore
Do they ever mention the Chozo in Other M?

Also

> Her games are fucking amazing

(and I-m talking about 2D metroid games and prime trylogy)

What did she mean by this? It really makes me think.

this is a really comfy metroid thread

Why in the F U C C is this allowed?

NEVER EVER

>Sarah Bryant
Lazy, fake and gay

>raised by birds
>really good at killing aliens
>lives alone on her gunship
Samus is a weirdo.

Other M is canonical, rest aren't
; ^)

>Sarah Bryant
thats Zero Suit Samus, tard

She is two meters

When she wears her armor.

that's her Smash U model

>Those 4kama gag strips of wierd silly Samus
Only true canon.

6'3 is too tall
5'1 is too short
why can't they give Sammy a non-fetishizing height?

Does Brawl use the 6ft Samus or the 5ft Samus?