Triss or Leliana?

Who would you rather romance?

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Triss and her huge knockers

Coniffer or whatever her name is

Triss. She is pure marriagable material.

Liliana, like all bioware females, is a strong independent woman (slut)

Triss

I don't know who Leliana is.

Also Triss is cuter.

>pure marriagable material.

I never played Witcher 2 or 3 or read any of the books, but people on here say she betrays you, manipulates you etc

Doesn't seem like marriage material.

Lelliana killed her self when my dwarf commoner did the martyr ending because she could not live without me.

Triss would have gone and sucked of some forrest nigger if Gerhalt would have given his life to save everyone.

Someone hasn't read the Witcher books. Trust me, marrying a sorceress is just inviting drama into your life. Also I'm 99% she infertile so you can forget about having kids.

A character from the Dragon Age series. She used to e a "bard" then found religion then went back to spying and all that goes with it but for the church this time.

Shani

Only Improved Leliana

Triss pulled some shit in the novels in regards to Ciri, but she's always been a turboslut for Geralt

Just realized both are redheads. Replace Shani with Triss then it'll be a fair competition.

Leliana >>> Triss.

She's always been a turboslut period

Triss is conservative as fuck, as far as sorceresses go

Essi was the only good Witcher girl anyway

>she infertile so you can forget about having kids.
perfect
she seemed happy to adopt kids anyways, judging by the first witcher game

both of them are insane so neither, but i would definitely rather fug Triss

romance Yen vs. Morrigan is hard though, i'd have to toss a coin

Hard? Yennefer's an unfaithful slut and Morrigan is your eternal wife

Yen is the best choice dragonage pleb.

both of you are idiots

Gonna present your argument or just be a little girl?

If you have any knowledge of the Witcher books and paid attention to the games, you will see what a fucking worthless skank Triss is. She manipulates, lies, and deceives Geralt all the time. I hated that the 1st and 2nd game pushed her hard as a romance.

I'd Leliana easily. She is faithful to the Warden and doesn't lie and deceive him. I am more of a Morrigan guy though.

>Wake up after a comfy night
>See this cutie staring you

What do?

Wonder where did she bury Morrigan's body

Gag her awful voice, tie her to the nearest stump and leave her to the horny dwarf bandits.

Looks like a coked-out cunt later anyways.

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Mon dieu!

delet this faggot. She is pure.

Triss, at least Leliana won't try to manipulate my lost memory.

The real question is, who has the worse voice?

Wait, you'd rather romance triss because shes a lying bitch?

Triss by far, the Triss in Witcher 1 was alright.

Does she have a bra underneath her skin?

There is a difference between "romancing" a slut than "romancing" a manipulative bitch who would go on extreme lengths just to keep you for herself, user, even if it means wiping out your lost memory by enchanting you with a goddamn rose that would brainwash you.

>Lelianna
>a slut
Wut

Gonna have to go with Triss even though DAO Leliana was great.
But to be quite honest If I had to pick between two redheads,I'd take BOTH of these instead.

Triss for boobs and FEET

She is a bard, what do you think she used to do to "play the game" of politics?

>He hasn't played the dlc.

Fuck, just realized I wrote the damn post wrong, my bad, random user

She is most definitely a slut after being hardened.

You don't even need to play the DLC to learn about her past. As for that particular scene I honestly for the life of me can't remember it. Is that supposed to be Marjolaine?

Geralt and Yenn are like an old married couple who both fuck others on the side.

Triss is like the 15 year old girl who wants to blow geralt any chance she gets because shes jealous of the love Yenn and Geralt have and she desperately wants to feel that.

I pick Yenn because you still bang any other women on the side including Triss.

Triss seems less interested in letting you do that.

Also Red heads are one of my biggest turn-offs, I literally can't help but find her unattractive. Whereas Black haired women are my most favourite.

Triss. The only good thing about Leliana was killing her when you defiled the urn.

The real question is Yen or Ciri.

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Who is the better spy, Leliana or Dijkstra?

>Temper-tantrum throwing slut who has no qualms with teleporting you a full kilometer above a lake filled with drowners
>Or a kinda-childish dyke who just wants to do fun things with her not-father

Gee, Bill. Sure is a hard one.

Dijkstra fully integrates himself with his position and dresses how you'd expect, and even emulates flaws because any good spy knows nobody is 200% perfect.

Leliana is an edgy cow with a disgusting accent who wouldn't know subtlety if it jumped up and bit her cooch.

Yes. Leliana was addicted to her.

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Leliana is a lesbo. Witcher 3 Triss is a pure qt with a beautiful face and nice big tits, so if we're going by that rendition she's a no-brainer.

Reminder that Varric canon fucks Triss.

>redhead fire sorceress
>redhead warrior amazon

Trick question. Have a threesome.

How dare you insult Djikstra with such a comparison?

>playing dragon age
>just interact normally with NPCs
>sex up one of the characters who isn't Morrigan
>Morrigan gets super mad at me and cries in front of me and shit
>I never attempted or even thought about romancing her
This is why these stupid relationship systems are such garbage

At least Leliana didn't think she could defeat the Inquisitor with 6-7 thugs.

Well you probably seduced Morrigan and then ditched her.

I most certainly did not user, I know what I played

What the fuck? Does Bioware think they can dictate the canon of other stories?

Then it might have just bugged out and set up a romance flag even though you never deliberately did it. DA:O has a shitload of bugs, you really should look into mods, specifically dialogue overhaul and Morrigna restoration patch in this case.

Yen doesn't underestimate you. That's refreshing honestly.

Leliana, but I'd pick Yennefer over both

Leliana's a generally nicer person.

That looks more like a doll than a human.

Delete this please.

Dijkstra.

>siding with him gives the good ending
>have to turn your back on all your friends to get it

Literally why?

I don't have a lot of criticism for this game, but this part was one that stood out. Dijkstra going full retard at the drop of a hat and thinking he could, not only turn Geralt against his friends and murder them in cold blood, but also thinking he could defeat Geralt after having been btfo by him earlier was pretty dumb.

What makes it worse is if you ask him for help fighting the wild hunt he says he's no fighter.

That depends exactly what you're asking.

Ciri is pure daughter-fu and is not to be tainted. Thought if I'm not Geralt, it would definitely be Ciri > Yen.

Monsterhunting with Ciri tbqh

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The fuck is this shit?

CD Projekt Red will never have a writer as talented as David Gaider.

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what a shame
would have been nice if over half of the characters were shit and the story completely retarded

He's an old bioware writer, who eventually came to become one of the heads of bioware.

>The only good thing about Leliana was killing her when you defiled the urn.

Exactly. Fuck that bitch.

Morrigan or Lulu?

LU

You may be right. I'm sure CDPR enforce standards and have expectations for their writers.

However, it's a bold claim that any company will never hire a mistake; it's only human.

Triss me up homie.

LU

Leliana is cute.

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she literally manipulates you in w2

>improved

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Why is this even a contest? I struggle to think of anything likeable about Leliana.

>you will never trade letters with your spymaster Waifu as you're halfway across the world trying to stop you and your co-workers from dying

Triss.

Don't like Leliana, her character is too odd.

Baron Plucky knows the Warden.

Not with that boyface she isn't.