9th generation gaming experience by Nintendo

>9th generation gaming experience by Nintendo

Hm...

>Nintendo is the last developer trying to salvage living multiplayer experience

Thank you, Iwata-san.

this is basically porn

i bet it will be banned in australia and germany

Just so you know how it feels to be on the other end of the milking while you pay for online.

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Game will be censored by Nintendo Treehouse in the US. Instead of squeezing the controller and moving it downwards, you have to press the A button repeatedly, like a Mario Party game.

yikes

homebrew on switch and we are closer to feel our waifus tits, at least the jiggle

You mean your husbandos dick.

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Now imagine it being a dick instead

Revolution

>implying a Jap won't make a cum game based on this
You're not seeing the big picture.

How much does this console cost again? This looks like a phone game.

I would totally play this with a qt girl.

They demoed the same kind of useless tech demos with the wii-u ,what a fucking joke just give me a normal controller and let me play nintendo games thats all i ask.

if you play this with a qt girl and she's not doing this to your cock within a half hour might as well just kys desu

man, sony and microsoft's graphics race really did kill gaming

The jackbox developers did a better job of promoting local multiplayer than nintendo has in 17 years.

The problem is that Nintendo is literally trying to sell a game that plays like a toy that costs $30 for $300 + $50.

$300, then that game is $50

>that delusion

holy fuck

Wait, the console is $300 and the game isn't bundled like Wii Sports?

>buy a $300 machine so you can pretend like you're milking a cow

Who is the target audience for this?

Bring a laptop with jackbox party pack to a party.

People will play that shit for hours.

>DUDE WIDE FORGIVING LEVEL DESIGN AND GRIEFING LMAO
Nah, he's right. Well, since the Wii anyway.

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>$300 to milk dicks

yep, they didn't bundle the game. They are charging extra for it.

Holy shit, I can't believe this is $50

Why would a dick want to play this shit?

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Cum fans

As long as you acknowledge you're a normie I don't mind.

It's like keep talking and nobody explodes.

These are all related to each other in terms of their skill level.

Imagine it being MY dick.

>tfw hundreds of people around the world milking your cock at the same time

Must feel pretty nice

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>The problem is that Nintendo is literally trying to sell a game that plays like a toy that costs $30 for $300 + $50.
so the entire wii lineup?

the Swiss, duh

In order to get to the one on the left we need shit like haptic feedback and this is the first console that is adding it by default.

>wearing a lgbt ribbon instead of a breast cancer awaerness ribbon

You were interacting with a TV by using motion controllers pointed at an infrared sensor bar. In this one, you're looking at each other and following sound queues to perform simpler motions than the ones you did in the Wii days.

Wii minigames were toys that you couldn't find anywhere else but on that system at the time. This Switch minigame is something you can find in Toys R Us for $30, with sound queues and plastic objects as well.