Bad news user nintendos giving your mummies the ability to shut off your games remotely

Bad news user nintendos giving your mummies the ability to shut off your games remotely.

Cute ad tho.
Bowser would make a good father and bull.

>youtube.com/watch?v=PLdWHOW9zqc

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But I don't live with my parents

Would Bowser be such a dick if he actually had a wife around?

>bull

Yeah right. Bowser's a paper dom.

why are they focusing on the app entirely? are they that fucking stupid to make that the only way you can set parental controls?

>tfw you will never be dominated by bowser

Well it's too early to assume its on the phone. It may be on the main system too behind a passcode or something.

Putting it on a phone makes it easier for parents who honestly have no idea how to use the system. But use mobile phones everyday to shop and look at the news. It's a known fact that most parents in this day and age only use tablets and mobiles.

well thats a good amount of money wasted on a pointless advertisement for basic intructions

good job tendo

>not wanting to see a cute animation with bowser and his son.

What are you user gay and a pedophile?

I find the part about restricting communication interesting.

This could mean that Nintendo will ease the restriction on online communication they set, now that the chilluns cant be calling everyone niggers and how they fucked someones mother.

Do you think Bowser gives good hugs.

>Bowser has a Peach wallpaper on his phone.

>that literally perfect ad
Why is Nintendo so superior, Sup Forums?

Nintendo's main aim is delivering a fun experience.

This is a good idea, this should be done with other consoles too.

The animation or parental controls?

>tfw parents can now see me playing SMT and Senran Kagura and I won't even know it

if bowser were my dad things would be different around here... :'(

Glorious. Too bad I don't have kids.

>WAHOO
>YAH HA
>YIPPIE
>ITS A ME
>ITS A ME
>IMA TIRED
>ZZZZZZZZZ
>SO LONG GAY BOWSER

These boos are meant to represent pedophiles, arent they?

>Preventing your child to be more tough and more prepared to the "dangers" of the Internet
>Ever
It's like Nintendo wants to weaker your child.

>tfw 45 and my 54 old mom will stop me
DAMN IT MOM

Bowser game when?

Best dad.

how does Apple exist in the mushroom kingdom?

the lore just keeps getting deeper and deeper

Both.

What characters would Sony and Microsoft even use for a parental control video?

>Conker
>Master Chief
>Drake
>fucking Knack

It would be nice to see something like this from them but I just can picture it.

woo woo woo

What game was Bowser Jr. playing?

Beyonetta 2.

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Mendel Palace

I kept expecting a gag with Bowser getting angry at Jr play Mario Odyssey.

Lmao Bowser's lock screen is Peach

Either Magikoopas or Waluigi would also get the point across.

But Boos are the mario equivalent of Stranger Danger so it works.

Dead or Alive: Extreme Beach Volleyball.

>It's GOOD to play games.

ok

Poor Little Bowser

I would honestly buy DOA3 again if it got a switch port

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>he only gets to play 1 hour a day, 2 on weekends

Why is Bowser so evil?

Well sony does do some pretty cool ads

>youtube.com/watch?v=7_fPtazfALA

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Would Bowser let his son play Bayonetta 2?

Drake's smug, handsome ass would be perfect for an ad like this. Him and his daughter going back and forth with quips while Sully chuckles like the knowing grandfather in the background? People would eat that shit up and Naughty Dog would charge for it as DLC.

>Waluigi
who?

sauce?

Sackboy you fag. Sackboy is the cutest.

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No but you can bet your ass he plays it after Jr has gone to bed, and he dresses her up as Peach.

Yeah but Magikoopas can't give phantom phellatio, how can they even compete?

The rest of the day is spent walking long fulfilling hikes through nature. Those two hours are really so he can get some privacy to boink Peach.

>youtube.com/watch?v=pTs9Oo0FP_Q

>When your parents cut the power of your room to put your video game console on off

KEK

>Communication
>Splatoon 2

Nintendo is finally letting you talk to team mates?

>Any society that gives up a little LIBERTY to gain a little SECURITY will deserve neither and lose both
Fuck this 1984 bullshit. Also who the fuck plays for just an hour?

That Samus one is so ugly.

>Peach wallpaper
>It's that one render with the emphasised lip details
They know

It's as much an advertisment as it is a tutorial

Actually in any smart device in children's hands

>implying bowser wouls fuck around with parental controls and not just throw that little shit in red hot lava

>1 hour a day
>only 2 hours on saturdays

man, being Bowser jr must fucking suck
i used to have a friend who was only allowed to play for 1 hour a day back in elementary

>nintendo.com/switch/online-service/

voice chat is part of the service but the wording is confusing. voice chat is either part of the smart phone app. Or just set up through it.

Bowser is secretly a sub.

user, It's just parental controls. They're optional.

No ones asking you to disclose you're fucking senran kagura game collection.

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It's called a tv remote. It can be used to turn off tvs.

The other two are nice though.

Kratos would break his wife son's ps4, it would not work

But not the console

Bowser Jr. is pretty cute, think we'll see him any games?

The remote doesn't tell you what your kid is doing while your at work

>switch
>tv only

user, have you been paying attention? Like, at all?

You can't play with a turned off tv.

TWO WASNT ENOUGH

He;s in Mario Kart 8 finally. He'll probably make an appearance in Odyssey as a boss at least.

Thats why you install cameras in all the rooms of your house.

at least with TVs it's easier to turn back on, and you don't lose your progress.

>implying that you dont have a separate device that automatically turns on if the tv turns off so that you can continue with your game

Your mother had you when she was 9 years old?

It takes a lot of time and effort to setup troops in multiple worlds to stop Mario. There's also setting up for and competing in the many sports tournaments, fighting in Smash, and the occasional Party crashing.
It's actually surprising that he's able to have time to play everyday.

The PS3 and 360 had parental control features
Please tell me people don't think Nintendo is revolutionary for using features from over a decade ago

Its just liek my korean mangos

You can turn that off with a hammer.

That was a really endearing commercial.
I like how they make a specific point of saying "your kid will be upset if you just turn the shit off"

>Please tell me people don't think Nintendo is revolutionary for using features from over a decade ago

No but putting it in an app makes it pretty interesting.

she let someone in to check the radiation levels

>Peach as a wallpaper for his phone

kek

Something about the link costume and pose draws too much attention to her freakish proportions

Is it weird that I watched this more times than any trailer released yesterday? I'm not even gay.

>Using parental controls
>Ever

I feel sad that people resort to them, when the real option is to communicate with the kid to attain mutual understanding of why its important to control time spent with games.

Parental controls only serve to make your kid become a vengefully crafty stealth asshole.

>Bowser breaking the news that the Switch will never get new games

It's cute slice of life and gives you insight into character relationships you wouldn't see in their games.

The fact that Nintendo took something as mundane as parental controls and gave it so much thought is nice.

But then I'd have to install all of them myself, A single mother with 2 kids and a dog just doesn't have that much time in the day. And then if I paid somebody to install it, I'd have to get somebody to watch them to make sure they didn't steal anything from my home that my ex bought but doesn't live in anymore cause I hemorrhaged him in the divorce - i forgot where I was going with this

HOWABOUT OTHER GAME?

Mortal Kombat X

Kids these days have tablets with unlimited access to the whole web,Nintendo is wasting their time with this family friendly parental control shit ,it never gets used because it keeps them quiet

A Classic.

>Became mom at 8