*blocks your path*

*blocks your path*

Step aside, warlock... My beef is not with you.

*psss*

I don't want to hurt you but if you won't let me pass I won't hesistate to cut you down
*walks past you*
Heh that's what I thought

Quit playin' son, move or die.

DROP THE GUNS CIVILIAN!

You will not slay the dragon.

Your paltry firearms cannot hold a handle to my superior Japanese steel heh heh heh you should of never came here kiddo. Now die!!

How is he able to drink or eat? Those skele arms must be fragile as fuck

Tchhhh. Your powers cannot match my own. One Piece taught me things you couldn't imagine, mortal. Behold, my Triple Katana Megaslicer Special Deluxe!

Heh not on my watch kiddo... en garde!

It matters not.

He has I N N E R S T R E N G T H

The edits Sup Forums made of this guy were legendary. I wish I knew where to find em all.

throws a Nintendo Switch as bait so I may pass by

>And now that the world is on fire and the barbarians are at the gate you have the audacity to come to me for help?

What did he mean by this

>trying to look cool
>while naked
?

>trying to look cool
>fat, shitty clothes and a beard a 60 year old granny can grow better
?

...

...

I used to be a mercenary, scum! Bow down before my strength and proficiency with these powerful, military-grade weapons!

Someone's new.

Calm down, all of you

*Activates Sharingan*

Just fucking "teleports behind you" this guy.

Nothing personel kiddo.

What?

These threads are always a pleasant distraction.