Collector's edition, kek

Collector's edition, kek.

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Why does it come with a turd

I hope that's not actually supposed to be a zombie penis

I honestly thought it was a piece of shit next to a box at first glance

You talking about pic or the game?

are you supposed to stick the metal tip into your urethra?

>a shit stained dildo
Eric, simply eric.

I ain't playing with no dildo

who knows?

Game comes with a deel doe, nigga that´s mad gay

It looks like a giant log of shit with a nail in it

>a burnt penis with a potato peeler attached to it

A big brown dildo? They don't even give you any lube?

i just stared at that for 30 seconds and still have no idea what it is

>We here at Bad Dragon Labs present...

it has a fingernail on it so its supposed to be a finger I guess?

>also giving the finger physically

RETriple

So the finger key was a troll item after all?

>Buy REmake
>Doesn't include a busted, rusty shotgun or sheet music of Moonlight Sonata

0/10 trash of the year all years

Do they got some... Warrior Ware, stick it up to own ass gayme?

They're quite literally giving the fans of the series the finger.

You use it to get the Rusted Coin, so no.

What the fuck is this supposed to be?

You guys think that would fit inside my butt?

How big is it

>We here at Bad Dragon, in conjunction with our friends at Capcom are proud to present the latest entry in our line of...

potato peeler

kek chad warden ain't about no gay shit

kek

Reminds me of this.

for real though, I think it's supposed to be a zombie finger.

What the fuck were they thinking

RHINO DICKS

kek, I forgot all about that.
I remember seeing this and going "why?"
I can't even imagine how awkward owning one would be.

is there any hot glue videos of this?

Not that I know of.

wtf?

It's a charred mannequin finger.

...I think

Did nobody ITT play the Teaser back in June?

>buy game's collector edition
>get a Zombie dildo

What did they mean by this?

That shit looks like a deal-doh

THAT IS DEFINITELY GOING IN MY BUTTHOLE

Is the statue at least made out of shit that feels like skin with squishy boobs?

That you should go fuck yourself

based nippon giving out dildos

No, it's a fake mannequin finger/key or something like that, I forget, from the demo, it's just such a poor choice and execution.
Yes you fool, you can't seem to recognize humor.

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RESIDENT EVIL SHUV IT UP YO OWN ASS GAME

The boobs are like bags of sand.

what the fuck is that?

is that an honest to god dildo or is it supposed to be something else?

i ain't playing games with no dildo

well that's close enough, isn't it?

They best rename that shit to Resident Gay.

That shit's mad gay.

Why are collectors editions so shit now?

>Soundtrack CD (music is 90% of the time generic shit)
>statue of a random enemy or boss, shit quality
>"""art book"""(5 page leaflet)
>post cards
>playing cards
>art cards
>some papers with text
>flash drive(always less than 8gb)

because vidya is dead

suicide pact when?

DEAL
DOUGH

because they are bought by retards that just buy it for the sake of collecting

It's a dildo, you are supposed to put in your ass while you play and it vibrates every time you can an achievement.
>#4ThePlayers

does it really matter?

because its cheap shit and people fall for the collectors tag even though it isnt anything special

Because they are not made for the sake of the actual value but for people to preorder because they otherwise might miss out on a collectible.

DS (1DS)
3DS
2DS

if it's not any of that shit, what's really necessary to make a collectors edition good?

The only time I ever consider buying a CE of a game is when it comes with something I would actually have a use for. Soundtracks and art books are so fucking useless when we have the internet but everyone fucking wants them for some reason.

What's a good beginner dildo?

The gryphon I think?

>Breath of the Wild collector's edition
>Get a Master Sword statuette

>Resident Evil 7 collector's edition
>Get a moldy mannequin finger

Thanks Capcom.

How do people not stop and think for two seconds
>This doesn't look right at all
When making these things

your brah's dick

>a dildo
>because anyone actually hyped for this is in fact, a faggot

fitting

First MGS V, now this. Why do developers insist on giving me things to shove down my ass?

Nah you combine it with the rest of the hand and then point it at shit to solve the final puzzle.

Little rough, don't you think?

>made to look like it's burnt
fucking hell that looks cheap

I'd rather they give you a normal doll finger and you can burn it yourself if you really want to

does it even bend?

How much of a beginner are you? I'd suggest using your fingers first.

Does she have the governor?

>she

...

obviously the collectors edition will come with the game.

unless it's mass effect andromeda.

complete virgin

Go with 1 finger, and make sure to clean up beforehand. You don't want shit on your hand.

NO! I like to live dangerously

How would you fit venoms entire fist up your ass?

>Soundtrack
>It's only a few songs
>It leaves out all the best tracks
Every fucking time

Reminder that we will never have good/interesting enemies anymore because of the plagas crap.

Our only hope is re2 remake. After that resident evil is finished.

>collectors edition is an old porn tape, a doll house, and a fucking dildo

The japs really outdid themselves this time.

How does one shit from their vagina

> Isn't it?

HAHAHAHAHA

what the fuck is this lads?

Why the sheet music?

you'd need to order the other sheet as DLC.

LOL DUMMY FINGER, WAT DOES IT DO? #SO EPIC

so how long is it ?

Its even more funny if it actually is a fucking potato peeler

Man are the special editions going to fly now.

Nigger

Well I'll level with you here, user. Not even 4 days ago I had this peeler I'd use for all sorts of things and I'll be damned if it didn't break on me, so I need a new potato peeler

This game is gonna be so shit.

There's literally only type of enemy in the game.

>now

What did he mean by this?

So help me understand something. Why did weaker in the first resident evil lock up either Chris or Jill, depending on your character choice. Wouldn't have been better for his combat data adquisition using both of them in the field? Why save one of them?

Holy shit, your arm gets cut off in the first 10 minutes

Fuck that nigga, those shits scared me to hell.

Mia