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might buy for Bomberman

infinitely better launch games than fucking Killzone and Last of Us rehashed

Wait...Bomberman!?

Fist time seeing that. Might be interested now

who is this jizz witch?

I really should cancel my preorder

>bomberman is like the shitty old ones instead of the good N64 ones
fug

>shitty old ones

I'll fight you m8, had a blast with the snes games

I'll wait for the inevitable family who will sell this at craiglist for less than $200 because their child realized it didn't had CoD nor minecraft (yet).
thats how i got my 3DS after all.

>Not being excited for Bomberman

>buying shit used

Fuck off cunt the old ones were fun af.

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not gonna lie. BotW seems bretty good, bomberman fuck yeah havent played one in ages.

the other 3 are pure trash

What would be the best game console for someone like me?


I hate and want to be totally away from the shits of pokemon and the legend of zelda.


just play games rated E for Everyone by the ESRB.


I like the games of FIFA, Madden NFL, Realistic Racing Games and Easy and direct Games

>Not playing 1 2 Switch with your gf

>one more or less good game
>no Mario launch title on a fucking Nintendo console

>not buying shit at half the price from some idiot child that probably used it twice.

Most nintendo systems didn't have Mario at launch

>A complete Wii U system is 500 dollars
Nobody wanna play with your trash ass joy cons

obvious b8.
and the game wouldnt last that long AND only the western standoff seems to be good in practice. I cant imagine myself playing table tennis with an invisible ball, shit be retarded

No the ps4 launch was

Angry Birds Star Wars
Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag
Battlefield 4
Call of Duty: Ghosts
Contrast
DC Universe Online
Escape Plan
FIFA 14
Flower
Injustice: Gods Among Us - Ultimate Edition
Just Dance 2014
Killzone Shadow Fall
Knack
Lego Marvel Super Heroes
Madden NFL 25
NBA 2K14
NBA Live 14
Need for Speed Rivals
Putty Squad
Resogun
Sound Shapes
Super Motherload
The Playroom
Trine 2: Complete Story
Warframe
War Thunder

Careful friends. First impressions are seeming to be that the game is a bit janky

>1 10/10 game, 1 8/10 or so game, 2 decent party games, and a game to keep your kid busy at launch
>other great titles like ARMS, which looks like the next "Nintendo made a new IP called Splatoon and it's shit because it's innovative to it's genre" game, come out literally the same month the system launches
>the next month we get the MASSIVE Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, which is the first fucking game in the series that doesn't limit itself to 32 tracks on disc, and has by far the biggest roster in the series to date
>in the rest of the year we can expect several other system sellers including Splatoon 2 and a Mario game with the camera system of Sunshine and 64

Yup. It's totally worse than "Killzone and Knack and that's it" or "haha Xbox One launch title".

Her feet look dirty. Better lick em clean.

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oh, sorry
thanks for the correction

so only Killzone

She's wearing a Splatoon shirt, she's too good at social interaction for you to ever approach her sony pony.

it was such shit =(
it took two years for a good game to come out

You morons who are trying to pass this Bomberman game off as some brilliant return of Bomberman are retarded. It's very clear it's just some poorly made cash in title.

PC.

I totally forget what launched with the Xbone. And I guess you can add Resogun to the PS4

What else are Nintendrones going to play besides Zelda

say what you want but having AAA third party titles at launch is what shifts units

PC.
buy everything lego in the steam sales, there's a bunch of simulators that you can even use VR on.

nothing, because they'll be playing Zelda?

Oh wow Mario Kart 8 DELUXE, 60 dollar DLC. That game should cost 20 dollars maximum for previous owners of Mario Kart 8.

We've only seen a tiny demo of the games. If you go to the 1 2 Switch page you can see we only have footage of something like 1/4 of the games we have knowledge of.

I'm excited for the one where the joycon simulates being full of balls, and you have to guess how many balls are in it by using the HD Rumble to roll them around and feel the impacts to tell how many there are.

I'm gonna make my gf play milk so I can watch her jerk off an invisible man.

>Posts launch DAY
>Not the full list of 24 games.
>18 of which are exclusive

Theres plenty of good reasons to get a switch. Question is whether or not its got broad enough appeal to please shareholders AND fans. Its a bit iffy, but I think the Switch will do just fine.

Not you again.

You are the pickiest shit I've ever seen on this board.

just imagine how bad this lineup would have been if they decided not to release zelda at launch

wonder how bruised her roastie is

or you know, you can just not buy it if you have the previous one

there's literally nothing new besides battle mode

it's just an easy cash in game for nintendo to sell to people who skipped wii u but wanted to play games like mario kart and splatoon

They should just not buy the Switch and play Zelda on their Wii U they definitely own if they're big Nintendo fans. Don't bother until there's anything to actually play

>$300 console
>$60 game
>$30-70 controller
>optional $ for storage, ethernet pord, physical dlc aka amiibo
>+tax

Hmm...

>just imagine how bad this lineup would have been if they decided not to release zelda at launch
I don't have to imagine it, I lived it with the 3ds. Honestly the 3ds is going to have to get cut off in order for the Switch to succeed.

No, actually, having EXCLUSIVE titles is what shifts units. The DS and Wii didn't shift massive amounts of units because of 3rd party titles, user.

is the switch version of BOTW better than the Wii U version in any substantial way?

>500 dollars to play a Zelda game properly
lmao

If you have Mariokart 8 nobody forces you to buy it. If you DON'T have Mario kart 8, it's one of the best purchases you can make for a single game. If people paid $60 for 32 tracks and no battle mode, why wouldn't it be worth it for 48 tracks, like a dozen new characters on top of the old ones, and battle mode? Oh, and 1080p instead of 720p. Oh, and the handheld version comes free, so even if you have the WiiU version you could treat it as buying a portable version of the game with all the DLC packed in, sort of like Hyrule Legends 3DS, but it's literally the same 720p 59/60fps the WiiU version was so it's not even a serious downgrade for a portable version.

Reminder we could've had Splatoon 2 and Breath of the Wild at launch.

You get portable mode. That's fairly substantial, the ability to play it off-tv is nice. The specs of the Switch in TV mode are seriously better, so it'll run at least slightly better.

Am I not allowed to play multiplats or something?

Just wait for it to go multiplat.

Reminder that we don't need that. You can wait literally 3 or 4 months before buying the console and then get it with Zelda, Mariokart, AND Splatoon, 3 extremely huge games even before considering smaller games that could be awesome like ARMS (which could be the next Splatoon).

Even if your autism forces you to think in a "I NEED TO BUY IT LAUNCH DAY OR NEVER" attitude, you can buy it and your huge games will last until the next ones. Zelda should last until MK8D, that'll last until Splatoon 2, and that'll last until Mario. There's a wait of 2 or so months each time, and don't pretend for a second that none of those games have huge replay-ability or that your Switch is the only thing that can possibly occupy your time once you buy it.

DELET THIS!!

Graphically it's superior. The IGN comparison does a good job of showing the differences. Framerates/resolution is still up in the air for the two versions as far as I know. Some say 900p/60 FPS on the TV for Switch, 720p/60 FPS in portable mode. I'm honestly glad I preordered the Switch collector's version myself but I have the money and don't mind dropping it on a new console at this point.

Here's the IGN comparison video:

youtube.com/watch?v=cJXpZLLebLg

I wanted to get S+ in the first month of release though but I realistically won't get a Switch until Q4 when Odyssey comes out.

holy shit i hoped they at least tried to improve the wii u version.

>60fps
Stop

It's hilarious that all Sup Forums seems to care about is launch titles. You think it would be better if they delayed the console 4 months just so they could launch it alongside Mariokart and Splatoon on top of Zelda? You don't need 3 games at once, you can only play 1 game at each individual moment unless you plan on buying 2 Switches.

>First impressions are seeming to be that the game is a bit janky
your first impressions or someone else's?

post a source fucko

>cannot even play my switch at launch on the plane and annoy the sonygger next to me with *wahoo mamma mia gay bowser*
Dead on arrival

All this DOA talk makes me wish DOAX3 came out for it.

Then the joycons can be used to it's fullest.

Skylanders you say?

>No, actually, having EXCLUSIVE titles is what shifts units.

Then why did the Wii U fail?

>13million units
>Outsold the Xbone
>Sold at profit
>Failed

??????

>WiiU
Bad marketing, bad gimmick, bad price. The Switch and WiiU both have MUCH better marketing, MUCH better gimmicks, and a MUCH better price.

>DOAX3

HD RUMBLE

JIGGLE PHYSICS

>say what you want but having AAA third party titles at launch is what shifts units
Then why didn't the Wii U sell? It had the new CoD, AssCreed and Batman at launch, among other things.

People buy PS4s for CoD and FIFA, the same games that sell there won't sell a Nintendo platform.

Literally because of the name. When i bought the wii u my sister thought it was the wii.

I believe that's the plan, unify all Nintendo development under the Switch umbrella. Hence why battery life lasts as wide as 2 1/2 to 6 hours

The Xbone has been doing better than the Wii U for a while now, dude

Because NSMBU wasn't enough

Actually 2 more launch titles money ofmthem was steep.

No

They look the fucking same.

DQH better get translated.

OP is lying. The only launch games are 1,2 Switch and Zelda

They're the same game, but they have serious differences. The WiiU cutscene has much worse lighting, with everything blue and sort of blurred due to lack of good shadow and color. The Switch cutscene had MUCH better color, with Link being normally colored instead of pale blue.

The draw distance is better on the Switch. On the WiiU you can see lava on top of Death Mountain, but the mountain itself is blurred and shrouded by mist. On the Switch, you can actually see the full mountain and the lava trails running down it, without it being completely shrouded in the mist.

>Xenoblade Chronicles 2
>2017

LOL

Xenoblade is NOT coming out in 2017.

Watch that shit get split into two separate games for 60 bucks each when it comes westside

Will it have miiverse?

I'm hoping for Rayman in Hands.

people have no right to complain about Switch line up, At least it has a quality games.

PS4 and Xbone had nothing. hell, PS4 1st year was a joke, it sold out of sheer marketing and empty promises cause im still fucking waiting for KH3

>Taiko Drum Master
>no region lock

MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Don't worry, you'll get KH3 as a PS5 title.

BOTW being a short, watered down story empty crafting sim and everyone collectively eating shit would be the 2016 election night of gaming

Is this the brith of a epic new meme?

all i see here is zelda and a pile of trash

why are people so excited?

>5 games at launch
>3 of which are ports

a literal shill and moron

One of those ports is the definitive version.

It would, since it contradicts most of what we've seen and would mean most of the things we've been told were complete lies and deceptions

>Taiko Drum master

YOOOOOOOO

I CAN FINALLY PRACTICE WITHOUT MAKING A FOOL OF MYSELF AT ROUND 1

>Game looks graphically simpler than XBX
>XBX been done since early 2015
cry me a fucking river

Bomberman and Zelda will be more than enough to keep me occupied for a month until the other games come out.

PS4 had Killzone Shadow Fall/Resogun, Xbone had Crimson Dragon/Dead Rising 4/Killer Instinct/, and they both had Assassin's Creed IV/Need for Speed Rivals.
Even Wii U had Ninja Gaiden 3: Razor's Edge/Tekken Tag Tournament 2: Wii U Edition/ZombiU/New Super Mario Bros. U/Little Inferno/Nintendo Land.
I guess you could say that the Switch has more launch games than the US N64.

The ports have zero excuse to not be ready at launch.

>implying launch day/launch window matters when Nintendo has falsely created an appearance of scarcity so that no one will be able to purchase their console for months after it's released

>this way most consumers won't notice how fucking abysmal its launch lineup is.

Really makes you think, huh..