Whats with Nintendo and blonde bimbos?

Whats with Nintendo and blonde bimbos?

MY DICK

Japs like blonds since none of them are actually blonde

Whatever it is it's good. Ribbon Girl is qt.

JAPANESU MAN RIKE BRONDE RADIES. AS VERY SMALL JAPANESU MAN I HAVE VERY BIGGU FETISH FOR BEING DOMINURATED BY VELLY TAHH BRONDE WITH BIGUU BOOBIESU

i don't know, they have an obsession with blonde women
every visual novel will have one blonde foreigner who you fuck in over a dozen positions

>implying most sexual material with blondes isn't rape
>implying most sexual material isn't rape in general

What's with OP and reposting the same thread less than 24 hours after he makes it?

Pussy they'll never get.

Princess Toadstool -> Peach is a 20 year slow-motion bimbofication fetish.

They also made her a powerful woman in this time.

Bold of nintendo to take a fetish popular amongst misogynists and subvert preconceived notions of the behavior of 'bimbos'.

I will not accept death until Samus sits upon my face

Samus is NOT a bimbo!

m8...

japs are stuck with black haired woman. We have a much wider choice. I have a redhead girlfriend. It's glorious.

>20 year

Super Mario Bros. is a 30 year old franchise, user.

peach 10 years ago had already ascended to bimbohood.

Ribbon Girl is a shoe-in for Smash.

Descended.

lol no, its gonna be Spring Man

alt costumes faggots.

A large minority of women in the world are blonde/red haired. Majority have brown/black hair. To make the main female characters stand out from the unwashed masses it makes sense to have them be blondes.

Nintendo requires more redheads though.

I have no time for any implication that a bimbo is of lower status than the average human.

HI I'M DAISY!!!!!!

Friendly reminder the best Nintendo girls are redheads: Captain Syrup, Malon, Titania and Flannery.

Zelda best princess

>Princess Toadstool -> Peach is a 20 year slow-motion bimbofication fetish.
>They also made her a powerful woman in this time.
Fuck off Dobson, the DIC cartoon is not canon.

a) the cartoon Princess is awesome
b) there's nothing in that timeline from it

Holy shit I can't believe Dobson is actually in this thread.