Why did they make Mario a manlet?

Why did they make Mario a manlet?

Honest question

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Mario isn't a manlet.
And these NPCs aren't humans.

cause his proportions would make him look even more ridiculous if he were the same height

Back when he was made they needed his sprite to fill the rough square they could make his hitbox

Since when are white and Italian mutually exclusive?

Italians are barely human

More like 5'11'

amirite

Mario is a manlet in literally every game but now you guys make a big deal out of it?
>shorter than Peach
>shorter than Luigi
>shorter than Rosalina or any other princess
>shorter than Bowser

He would look terrifying if he was the same height as the NPCs.

Italians aren't that tall

Fuck off subhuman russian

lol

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Because he' s not SUPER Mario.

Learn your lore, fag fucker.

Hate to break it to you hombre but if your ancestors didn't originate from the 13 colonies you ain't white in the United States of America. We just need you cucks to help us win the race war.

So what the fuck does this make princess Peach?

Italian men on shrooms kick white boi's ass

>Wops
>white

are you some sort of goomba or something?

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A toad

ohhh!

Someone draw a tall mario edit to this

I NAMED MY SON LUIGI
BECAUSE MARIO IS SHORT

Did somebody say manlets?

>mario
>human

r u retard

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