4 Marios

>4 Marios
>4 Peachs
>3 Bowsers
>2 Koopas
>Counting the Koopalings and Lakota, that's 13 turtles overall
>2 Inklings
>2 Villagers
>4 characters aren't even from Mario.
>No Miis
>No Diddy Kong, Birdo, E Gadd, Nabbit, Dimentio, Fawful, Captain Falcon, and Petey Piranha.

Is it no longer possible for Nintendo to make a good Mario Kart roster?

They could've condensed Inklings and Villagers into one slot, and thus had room for two more new/returning characters.

Then again, they could do the same with the babies/reskins for the other characters.

Switch will be successful!
Missing characters will be added in future DLC's!

Looks pretty good desu

>wanting RPG only characters to be in when Miyamoto wants to destroy the RPGs

>complains that there are 4 character that are not from mario
>ask for more characters that are not from mario

Now we wait til THIS version gets its own DLC

they did on Wii U actually
not sure why they got seperated

>No Funky Kong

DROPPED I bought MK8 for the Wii U and it was okay

>no birdo
I'm still annoyed

Who gives a shit, there are only really three unique "Characters" and a bunch of "skins" for the three sizes anyway.

Why do people care about Diddy anyway?

>Miis removed

Good.

>No Miis
This is a good thing

In what universe is Dimentio prominent and iconic enough to show up in this?

>Dry Bones got back in before Diddy or Birdo

Genuinely and pleasantly surprised.

Diddy, Birdo, Petey and Nabbit are the only reasonable ones that you named off.

So is Nintendo dropping the Miis?

What's with their obsession with babies?

As long as Iggy is in the roster I'm happy.

Looks like it.

Easy spinoff fodder to appeal to literal children and women.

I just noticed this.

So did they retire Miis for the Switch or what?

>excluding mario characters so they can add in more cameos
when are they just gonna cut the crap and rename it nintendo kart?

Miiverse is confirmed retired. Not coming to Switch.

Maybe there's no option specifically for the demo as miis cannot be made on the demo device

what happened to that yellow catapilar in mk7?

There was a Mii in the menu for the Switch that they showed briefly at the conference

I haven't seen anything Mii related in any Switch footage and they already confirmed no Miiverse so they're (hopefully) moving away from that shit

Rosterfags will always find something to shit their pants about.

This is the most likely scenario.

I also saw this.

Keep dreaming.

>that's 13 turtles overall
What's wring with that?

>still no kamek

>what if we just give these costumes a separate character slot to make our roster look triple the size it actually is

why is this allowed?
koopalings could probably stay separate just because of all the weight differences i guess

This. No new Mario characters, just characters that were already in previous versions. Kamek is long overdue.

>koopalings could probably stay separate just because of all the weight differences i guess
The Metal and power up forms of Mario and Peach have different stats.

Also, Lakitu under Koopa is a bit of a stretch.

>being a slotsfag for a game about go karting

Why do Baby Mario and Baby Peach need the same slot but Mario and Peach do not?

>Falcon
What?
Why?

>3 Bowsers

There are only 2 Bowsers tho

Unless you're counting Bowser Jr.

>Dry Bones next to Bowser and Bowser jr next to Dry Bowser

The only thing that annoys me

>Lakitu and Dry Bones on Koopa
>Toadette on Toad
>Isabelle on Villager
>Koopalings on Bowser Jr.

He's from a racing game, the game has two F-ZERO tracks, and most of all, his signature race car is in it.

You forgot to throw in brunette Peach and space Peach under Peach.

Also ponytail Yoshi should go under Yoshi, skinny Wario under Wario, green Mario under Mario, and fatter Mario under Mario.

Forget the stupid fucking skins for a second, they don't matter. Where the fuck are the new tracks. Nintendo can go fuck itself if they think am buying this game without at least 16 new tracks added on.

There is a new Splatoon track I think, probably some more

WHERE IS HE NINTENDO WHAT THE FUCK

YOU CAN'T KEEP DOING THIS

Fuck that shit, battle mode is overrated as fuck. They can't keep getting away with this.

I mean a regular Splatoon track

For races, not battles

(I think)

Anyone else hate non-Mario characters in Mario Kart?

MK8 is probably the best MK ever, but has a fucking dire roster still. Though I only play DK. And will definitely get Deluxe

Guranteed Diddy isn't in because of conflicts with Rare ownership.

Because they don't plan to have anymore

They did actually, in fact they retired everything Mii related including Miiverse. No more making threads of the autistic posts found on there anymore.

you're fucking retarded

Shy Guy, Dry Bones and King Boo is all I need.

Ah, right

Diddy isn't in because power ups can't be characters.

>No Miis

In a way, I'm sad. In another way, I'm relieved because jesus christ, those voices.

I honestly never asked much regarding Mario Kart roster, but it's almost a crime Mona from WarioWare isn't somehow involved given that she's a colateral damage on the fucking road in her scooter (or at least, happens to get a lot of attention from policemen/Pizza Dinosaur runts riding it). Wario wouldn't be so alone either, he's only got fucking Waluigi by his side.

you could argue that's all he needs, kek, but it'd be nice for him to have a bit more of back up

and by back up, I don't mean Cpt. Syrup riding behind his coattails threatening him with a fucking pirate sword in a boat inspired kart although that'd be amusing to see too

Sorry to pop you bubble, but Miis are present in the lobby.

Actually if you'd separate them by weight and hitbox size it's more like this.

>dry bones and king boo are in
More than makes up for it