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>99 ammo

casual as fuck

I just finished Shadow of Chernobyl, should I go straight for the sequels or should I get some mods?

Did they ever fix the balancing such that it wasn't horse-shit? Or is 2.1 a lost cause?

Which ever the way you want.
AMK1.4 would be the best mod to get.

Dunno WTF you've been smoking. 2.11 was damn fine; played it for a good 2 weeks, starting with both Black Road and Dark Mode options, and had no problems.

git gut

How do I git gud at MISERY lads?

did you get the REAL ending, or one of those Wish Granter ones?

big mod chart for extra info

stop ramboing, save up EVERYTHING, hunt artefacts and do sidequests. AP ammo against enemies, hollowpoint / buckshot against mutants.

Lots of reloading, and not talking about your gun.

AMK mod guide last.

>needing to savescum

avoid mutants like pest till you get a proper shotty/ar. look EVERYWHERE for stashes. some of them require shitty platforming but sometimes contain mint condition weapons. Once you manage to get a bit geared and find a sniper/start as sniper, cheese out the water processing plant avoiding those scummy aimbot grenades. Youll have enough loot to steamroll the rest of the first area. jupiter and the double chimeras is another story tho. especially if youre unlucky enough to be close to the controller inside with his bullshit aura.

>avoiding those scummy aimbot grenades.
thats the only fucking thing i hate about all the mods. THE GODDAMN AIMBOT GRENADES GODDAMN FUCK

>Playing Stalker for the first time with /vg/'s approved mods
>Wanted to play cause of the spooky atmosphere and monsters and shit
>Don't see any of that, just fighting bandits and military dudes most of the time
>Quit because it was too hard and I suck

so pretty

In mods you can usually remove the file that gives npc's the ability to throw grenades . Can't remember the file name tho

I do not enoy Misery because CoP is the weakest Stalker game and the mod does not change that.

Fucking what? CS is without a doubt the worst of the stalker games by fucking far.

I do not understand where the hate for CS comes from. It is by far my favourite vanilla game and ranks second behind SoC when mods are taken into account.

>MISERY

I played MISERY back when captain fatfuck mcbutterfingers literally ran out of stamina walking 3 feet and let me tell you that entire mod was fucking shit

it's a sort of forced ""difficulty"" that isn't even difficult because nothing is fucking hard

MISERY 1.1 was even easier because fatfuck mcnostamina stopped running out of stamina after 3 feet of running with 1kg of equipment but you still fumble around with your guns because hurr durr that'd be fun right

never player MISERY

>Playing with crosshair
Casual detected
Thread infiltrated
Abandon ship

DUDE BROKEN QUESTS LMAO

If someone posts Souls I'll officially know that Sup Forums has taken FROM's "prepare to die XDDD" marketing seriously
Souls is easy, every normie I know plays it thinking they're hardcore gamers because of FROM's fraudulent marketing making out that Souls hard despite the fact that Souls is easy

Also DUDE SHIT GUNPLAY LMAO and DUDE NOBODY HAS AMMO LMAO

>Gunslinger never

spotted the casuals

go try dorksouls, kids;)

Kill yourself.

Radium will come out long before it unless that Swartz autistic piece of shit manages to piss off all of his team.

Oh wait nevermind.

>So burguois/ddraig is unlikely to be back anytime soon. It is not due to drama but personal matters on his end that I don't want to go into. I'll just say that he's in my thoughts and I hope we can all wish him well.
>In terms of the mod, this means we no longer have: A) an LUA scripter, B) The man I credit with turning this from a simple weapons mod into something much, much different.
Bye bye Radium.

>enemy spends 32 magazines trying to kill me
>kill him with one of my overpowered MISERY guns
>he has 1 round on him and his gun is in such poor condition that it'll literally break in half once you pick it up

>lol let's remove all the ammo caches and add a couple more caches but all they have is a porn magazine! lol!

MISERY is such fucking trash and I have no idea where the shills are coming from because everyone fucking hated MISERY when it came out

>everyone fucking hated MISERY when it came out
On Sup Forums and /vg/. The retards at moddb ate that trash up as if it was honey. The saddest thing is that Misery would have potential if it weren't for the retarded economy and gunplay and STALKER's limitations.

oh, and let's not forget

>shitty retarded fanfiction loading screen text
>UH ALL STALKERS ARE HOSTILE BECUZ DA ZONE IZ A HOSTILE PLACE

fucking roll up to some loners and chill and next thing I know I've got buckshot in my ass and I'm fucking dead because *tips fedora* da zone is lawless... kid.... heheh *teleports away*

moddb is a fucking cancer and the only STALKER mod I truly enjoy was LURK 1.05 but that sucked dick too because of a hundred thousand different gay bullshit reasons

My favorite part of it is how they insisted in making the A-Life range 400 or so meters while they knew well that it causes issues (the stutter) and they did absolutely nothing for fixing it other than inserting a fanfic about said stutter. The blatantly false "advertising" such are the utter shit gunplay that is toted as very "realistic" while it couldn't be any more unrealistic if they tried (lol fleshes and other soft skinned mutants shrugging off incendiary .357) is pretty ebin too.

By the way how come you don't like AMK?

been on this site for over a decade, lurked STALKER threads since early 08, and I loved Misery to bits. Casuals can whine all they want, the mod is meant for true vets looking for true challenge doze.

I avoid a lot of STALKER mods because I don't know if I'm getting into an unfinished piece like SMRTER or a clusterfuck with 4 minute loading times like STALKER SOUP

never tried AMK because I figured it wasn't going to get much better than LURK 1.05 where armor isn't real and the economy is retarded but I probably should I suppose

I got a bud who does nothing but play the hardest shit he can and even he said MISERY was too easy

the only "hard" and "challenging" parts about it is avoiding getting shot because lol retarded damage levels

>I avoid a lot of STALKER mods because I don't know if I'm getting into an unfinished piece like SMRTER or a clusterfuck with 4 minute loading times like STALKER SOUP
That is a pretty fucking bad mindset. Anyway there is a reason if AMK is so popular. Just get the 1.4 version + retranslation.

What part of "kill yourself" do you not understand?

>I got a bud who does nothing but play the hardest shit he can and even he said MISERY was too easy
I can see why. After the possibly rough start, you become even BIGGER walking battletank towards the end. Holy shit do those ruskie machine pistols, loaded with AP ammo, rip and fucking TEAR enemies!

>What part of "kill yourself" do you not understand?
oww, the edge

>tfw downloading Misery years ago
>tfw it take 5 years to load a game
fug
I need an SSD

>immersively rusty polymer weapons
>immersive shitstain brown environment
>immersive random chance of being one-shot by any NPC even while wearing exosuit with literally no way to prevent it
>how does one survive in this misery

you know why they call it MISERY?
because it needs to be put out of its misery

>very first MISERY release
>stamina drains through any kind of movement
>not even sprinting just moving forwards would slowly deplete your stamina bar
>mfw

what were they thinking

>he needs more than his limited bolts to finish AMK

>not playing CoC and CoC only

lmaoin@[email protected]

Misery is utter fucking dogshite.

Just play CoCk with a good weapon pack and you'll have a fairer, more fun experience.

hahaha i am as casual as a gamer can get and still finished misery

died a lot but there was something about the feel of the gameplay in general that i loved, i enjoyed the fuck out of it

Remember stalker, armor ratings are meaningless.

What are the best mods for CoP?

Dont play Cop

Play CoC

Call of Chernobyl (CoC) is the current fad. It's a freeplay standalone based on the CoP version of the xray engine, with maps taken from all three games. You can choose your faction at the start, and basically from there it's your choice of what to do.

Valley of Whispers is neat but linear as fuck and hard because of shitty decisions. Play with a strategy guide or something.

Misery is garbage.
It changes the game from a survival simulator to an RPG.
>you cant kill people with helmets with a point blank shot to the face because you dont have AP bullets yet
>also you cant kill mutants yet because you dont have the right equipment
>go there and do that quest to get the magic gun that lets you kill people
>repeat until you beat the game
Its the antithesis to what STALKER is really about.

>playing with the "comfy" zone instead of the "dark gay slav shithole" that it really is

no wonder you have a crosshair, disgusting

>Misery kids think they're tough
AMK is the only good difficulty mod.
Its pretty much the perfect mod in my opinion.

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I wouldn't call it it a fad given that it has won two mod of the year awards in a row and its popularity didn't dwindle in the span of what, two years?

ZoA was great when it worked. A real shame it was dropped.

So, never?

I dont know if its just me or the rebalance AI mod i downloaded, but coc is unfair as shit.
The enemies have instant kill lazer aim.
Its like they need a certain time to lock onto you and if you havent killed them by then, you'll get insta killed with a single bullet to the head from miles away.

Visuals and item bloat aside, Misery was a fun mod to play.

>play shooting game
>first shot isn't 100% accurate to where I am aiming and then blooms from there

honestly for me misery 2.1 was easier than CoC, i killed every human enemy with 1-2 headshots with a cheaper weapon like the ak-74 and saved the more powerful rifles for the stronger mutants

When I died it felt kind of fair that I died

In CoC I can spray motherfuckers with an entire mag and they won't die, headshots don't seem to work

I never even got it to work.
I used a translated AMK version with some patches from stalker general.
Still the most fun i've had in this game.

Only literal retards who don't know what avoiding fights and taking cover is have troubles with Misery.

Misery's difficulty is just lazy balancing.

>Hurr we'll just make everyone except the player an unstoppable bullet sponge.

More interesting when everyone's a glass cannon.

I think I managed to progress up to the Red Forest before it properly shit itself and progressing became impossible. There were a lot of crashes before that but after a reload or two things worked alright and I was willing to forgive that because of how fun the rest of the mod was.

I once hacked a pseudogiant to death with a fucking knife (after I ran out of ammo to my SVD and AK74) in Misery 1.0. Before the stamina balancing patch.

What the fuck do you pussies know about difficulty?

>"LOL I'm so nerdy, I play REAL complicated high IQ Paradox games like EU4 and CK2"
>pic related
>"Woah now hold on there, I'm not into autism simulators"

Every fucking time I swear

>stable ZoA never
>ZoA: CoC edition never

>Very first misery release
>Oh hey I heard stamina is aids, so I'll just start with the moist nugget and snippidy snipe
>Move at the pace of crippled person
>Run out of stamina for just walking
>That balancing

I don't think I've ever seen a group of people drop something so fast. Not even LURK got that much hate.

You are like a little baby.

The worst part is that they don't even like it when you suggest people to try out new mods for CK2/EU 4 to make it a more interesting experience.

At least install HIP you faggots

based wargame poster

are there mods that fix the gunplay? i got as far as i think the linear area somewhere north of the freedom camp area filled with human enemies but i still never found a riffle that doesn't have bullets practically coming out of the barrel sideways at a 90 degree angle which made that part just too much for me. the game was god tier other than that and i really want to finish it

Got bored with CoCk crashing all the time and all the random ass bugs. Was never a fan of CoP vanilla, maps made it feel like there was nothing to explore unless you went to the points of interest.

Are there any relatively stable mods around worth playing?
I think I'm only going back to CoCk when Faction Wars and gunslinger are compatible.

t. liquor pro

t. railway pro

I don't deny that. The most complicated strategy I enjoy is Darkest Hour.

>not Aurora or Air/Naval Operations
wew

What game you dunce.

Vanilla.
Or the fan-made patch.

stalker obviously

See

You're right, it probably wasn't the best choice of words, and I do enjoy it myself. That said, the game will get something that'll knock it off the top of the food chain eventually.

Just tried Shadow of Chernobyl, mechanics and overall its pretty solid but... I just love levels in Lost alpha, if they could merge Lost alpha with Call of chernobyl i would be THE stalker

>i want the spookyness to pop up straight away
git gud and try again for real spooks

>That said, the game will get something that'll knock it off the top of the food chain eventually.
I don't think that CoCk will ever get surpassed by any mod save for maybe Ray of Hope - and we all know that it will never come out. What will happen is that improvement from other mods will get ported to CoCk.

So who watched the movie here?

I did. I didn't really get it.

Only you.


How can something so simple be 2deep4you? Everything is basically spelled out. The same can be said about RSP too to some extent. Not that it's a bad thing.

The best part of Misery was the week or two after 2.0's release where /sg/ tore it to shreds and every day brought forth new retarded design flaws, awful programming, or the devs spouting stupid shit. Was funny as fuck.

>and we all know that it will never come out
Don't say things like that ;_;

The health bar's description isn't bad, it's just an autistically long version of "this is your will to live". I think memery is the only game/mod that does that either.

The bear never sleeps. It just tore Radium's ass apart, see .

is that supposed to be an example of
>retarded design flaws, awful programming, or the devs spouting stupid shit.
?

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oh god I remember that shit

1000+ HOURS

youtube.com/watch?v=ZoI1COeIlcg

>there are actually living breathing skellingtons who have not watched the movie and read the book
Jesus how much wasted oxygen there can be.

*I don't think

>in-built anti-griefing tools that ban/penalise players if they kill other players too much because that's antifun
lol fuck off

It's a good movie with interesting themes but bloody hell there's so many scenes that serve no purpose other than bloating the run time and i don't get why. Immersion? World building?

Can you prove that fleshboi?
Das rite
you can't

There is an actual skeleton inside you right now.