ITT:Characters that probably smell bad

ITT:Characters that probably smell bad

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Luigis grundle has a layer of mold .

Ghosts smell bad?

>tfw wearing gifted coach perfume

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>smells of sweat, blood, probably monster shit&piss, etc

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I would inhale her stench.

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Same.

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FPSP

I'll drink her bath water after Tomb Raider though

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she does look like she stinks really bad

i bet her feet stink really bad heheheh

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She's literally a poo in the loo

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>inb4 niggers or Indian

In the wild, the only way to clean yourself is bathing in the local lake and scrubbing yourself with moss.
Her natural body odor must be nuts.

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these girls look like stinkers desu

She probably smells like salty coins and milk.

Everyone in these games probably smells like literal death

Actually strikes me as one of those eccentric self absorbed villians that smell wonderful

Wario clearly smells bad

Grunty probably smells like my mother-in-law's neckfolds.

THICC

She probably does it daily. I'd press my face against her and take it all in

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I want to sniff alphy's __________

>that moment after the battle near the start of the first game where she said she was all hot and sweaty and wanted to shower

tfw no money to buy a cologne

Well, he is dead.

How can you possible be that poor?

I got mine as a present. It just happened to be just the perfect one for me. Cost like 130€ a bottle.

this bitch literally lives in the sewer

Wario smells of garlic

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That's not a nice smell

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"I'm gay!'

What does she smell like Sup Forums?

BRAAAAAAAP

Quinn looks a lot like a girl that went to my school that always smelled like rotten bbq pork so I'm gonna have to say she smells of rotten bbq pork

Head and shoulders mixed with grease and cheap detergent, I'm certain.

Burgers and fries.

Like when you cut your toe nails after 3 weeks without showering

>Scholarships don't pay so much

Yeah, but it's not a real world sewer that's filled with shit, garbage, and dead rats, it's a fun Ninja Turtles type sewer, that's basically an underground series of waterslides.

But how many guys want burgers and fries?

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Pretty much everyone.
Pandora itself smells like hemorrhoids wrapped in bacon.

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fuck off

They tell you that you smell bad constantly throughout the game.

>Triss, hit the showers first. You smell like a bum's nutsack.

kek

>Great Mighty Poo
>probably smells bad

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We can never be sure, he's not your regular piece of shit and considering his size and Conker's ability to even stand there we can say that the ingame smell is not like real life smell.

He showers with his clothes on.

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I figure Wario puts on some garlic cologne and farts, but doesn't let himself get too bad. On the other hand, I see Waluigi being the kind of autistic freak who doesn't bathe, wipe his ass, or go to the doctor. He has multiple infectious diseases, parasites, and festering wounds making him smell like a corpse.

That could just be me though.

They talk about how stinky Geralt is in the books, mainly because he has to go to all sorts of shitholes to fight monsters. At one point he fights a literal sewage monster while wading around in some trash and corpse dump.

I literally came here to post this.

literally leave

Like old milk

Post it you know what I'm talking about

>tfw you find out your wife's son isn't yours

Probably everyone in any fighting game.

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No way fag, Cremia smells like green meadows and fresh hay.

You take that back, Metallia smells like chocolate and candles.

I imagined her always having that musty smell of having been around cigarettes a few hours ago.

Pretty sure she only smoked weed and didn't even smoke cigs but that's still how I imagined her smelling.

>Crippled Rhogar

And by extention, The Chosen Undead would also smell rancid. Think about it, not only does the character never bathe, there are no points in the game for him to bathe. The only water in the game is either so toxic it literally poisons you on skin contact, or full of dragon piss. Prove me wrong. You spend a thousand or so years as a LITERAL zombie, probably the rest of the game, and you're constantly fighting and moving, maybe in heavy armor. Sweat, blood, a toxic swamp that you absolutely MUST trek through, right after going through a swamp and getting slobbered on by a vagina dragon, to fight a giant spider, all on a decomposed corpse, do you get the scent? Yes? Okay, now BURN IT, because you're definitely going to get hit with fire damage at some point of the game and survive, probably at the LAKE OF LAVA right before the toughest boss in the game. His only chance at getting any gaping dragon is if his scent is reset every time he dies and goes back to the bonfire, but if the player is a speedrunner, or otherwise very skilled...

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>tfw I will never smell Wario ;_;

You can bath in the Darkroot Bashin after killing the hydra

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>you will never have your head between those fat milk bags

>KRUUUUUHK

What did he mean by this?

In a lake full of glorified hydra spit? Directly next to crystal monster things?

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Waluigi probably piles on cologne

When will we be able to smell or taste things in games?

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>a literal goddess
>smelling bad
>ever

We haven't even gotten up to the part where we can feel them. It'll be a long time coming.

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Smell and taste is technologically simplier than feel user

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Relena Peacecraft?