So what do we call it?

So what do we call it?

The Nintendo Stench?

Call it "the best handheld ever made".

That's not the GPD Win

Nintendo Bait & Switch

It stinks twice as hard in three different modes.

What do we call the ps4
The doo doo 4?

>this thread

The "it will sell more than the wii u but less the GameCube" console.

More like "Nintendo Switch to PS4"

bintendo ditch

Why do they call it the Nintendo Switch?

Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away.

When are the consumers going to reject the idea that Online Multiplayer SHOULDN'T be locked behind a paywall when you paid for the game in full?

Honestly The game is yelling SINGLE PLAYER ONLY to the crowd.

The next Smash will be behind a paywall and imagine Nintendo Network crashing/maintanace and hacked (ALL WHILE YOUR PAYING FOR THE SERVICE) and most likely your data becoming compromized. Would you STILL pay for the Online access?

Y/N?

Probably true.

I really don't get it. Microsoft had the closest thing to online worth paying for, and even then, not really. But Nintendo's online has always been pants on head retarded. Like fuck, even Sony does it better, and that's saying something.

NINTENDO DITCH THAT SHIT, HOMIE

The Killtendo Switch out your shares before they bomb.

>Judging the switch before E3
Of course it'll look bad when we know nothing about the games.

The Nintendo Switch from PS4 to the superior console

Did you go full autism during your joke and forget it was a nintendo and not an xbox?

You do realise 360 degrees is one complete turn, right?

Delicious.

native german speaker here

after the first trailer i called it
Nintendo Schwitz =Sweat

and now after the presentation
Nintendo Witz =Joke

Nintendo
SNATCH

*snatch means vagina, that's how you know to giggle at the name!

fpbp

Please don't shitpost with pictures of my wife(male).

It's true.

German's aren't funny.

The Nintendo Ditch.

For when they abandon this thing faster than Sega did the Dreamcast.

Nintendo™ time to make The Switch™ to PC

This.

The only thing I call is your mom, op

The best handheld with a 2 hour battery life, maybe.

>going outside

That's very childish.

Nothin' personnel, kid.

It's either Shitch or Ditch

Why do they call it the Nintendo Switch? Because it's so shitty it makes even die hard nintoddlers turn 360 degrees and switch to Sony.

ps quadruple, it is known.

If switch gets a full on Pokémon game(not just a 3ds port), that alone would be worth the price of admission.

Switch is just fine, it makes you want to Switch to other consoles.

It's called the switch because it turns you off.