Its kinda small desu senpai

Its kinda small desu senpai

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Jesus christ the Wii U was fucking ugly.

Oh wow
it kinda makes it portable though, but I'm sure it won't survive even those 2.5 hours of battery life they've promised

no

>people actually bought the wii u
>grown men from this board bought the fucking wii u
should've waited

the combined bezels of this thing are kinda huge
maybe they'll redesign this thing with a new version someday

Jesus christ the screen is still larger even tho the bezels are fucking ginormous.

Gone too soon.

Type F to pay respect.

Yes
Everything with a glossy plastic is ugly

The screen is the same size as the WiiU screen.

no

It seems like it's going to be perfectly portable as long as you put the joycons in another pocket.

I got to compare it with my 3DS XL yesterday and the Switch tablet is almost exactly the same size as my folded 3DS XL, which fits easily in my pocket.

Yes. It's objective truth. Go back to your 2005

>so our tablet console failed massively

>lets try it again!

brilliant logic

lie. it's bigger

>Fisher Price tablet with two dildos stuck to the sides

no

>heres your gamepad, bro

breh

Can you play NDS games on this?
If not, it's kinda shit
i can emulate them on my fucking shit phone

3ds emulation would be nice too
but i'll forgive Nintendo if they'll say that is just a home console and a proper handheld console with emulation of their previous handhelds is coming.

Exact same size

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>no dpad

Still a shitty blunder.

why in the fuck are the bezels so huge

it could be like 2 inches less wide and 1 inch shorter

>300 dollars for a poorly designed screen

why

>that dpad and right stick position on the switch
My thumbs already hurt.

Smaller then WiiU CONFIRMED

CAN NINTENDO DO ANYTHING RIGHT

KEK

to fit the hardware

>poorly designed

While I agree it could be trimmed, reports on the screen have been very good.

>kinda small
>still too fucking big
This shit needed to be half the size it is

Because nintendo

Do they have them in orange?

How is anybody expected to play using that right joycon? Stretching your thumb halfway across the controller to use the analog stick looks uncomfortable as fuck

>still too fucking big
Nigga its the same size as a 3DS XL

To release the XL. 50% more screen. Same switch size for docking

That looks sweet as hell

why cant nintendo just make another SNES

no more gimmick shit

good hardware + good games

XL is complete shit at being portable

>good hardware + good games
You mean the gamecube?

They tried that. It was called the GameCube and was a big failure

No user, he said GOOD hardware.

nope, snes

gamecube was proprietary hardware shit instead of using dvds like they should have

Forgetting the mini-dvd gimmick.
Nintendo never fails to ruin a good thing

It was good hardware you dumb cunt

AND good games :'''''')

>people think the switch is small
>some even want an XL instead of a lite version
How in the fuck?
might as well lug around a laptop to play games on

This is a goddamn Ipad with 2 weird ass controllers

lol, it got cucked hard by xbox

>gamecube failed therefore ANY proper console by nintendo WILL always fail
What?

But it doesn't have muh marios and zeldas

Wtf im thicc now

>N64 failed
>Gamecube failed
>Wii failed
>Wii U failed

>b-buy the Switch will be successful

:^)

I thought the point of the thing being small was portability, and now I'm hearing complaints that its too small? I really don't understand these guys sometimes. Anything bigger, and I wouldn't be able to slide it in the laptop compartment in my bag,

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Cartridges are inherently proprietary though

>fuck up the perfect stick positions just for the shitty sideways controller gimmick

I AM MAD

XL is huge and Switch is even wider

You just gotta hold it kinda loosely and not grip too hard or you'll cramp up
It's bullshit but it's solvable bullshit, like holding the 3ds

carts at the time were fine

carts when the n64 were out, were not fine

nintendo cant adapt anymore

>carts when the n64 were out, were not fine

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ps1 got ff7 and other rpgs because of cds

they also looked awful, CDs were a mistake

>surgery scar on breast
I'm good, thanks

>This is what the Wii U tablet should've have looked like from the start.

looks like you both have something in common

fag_____________

The problem with the wiiu screen wasn the size, it was the fuck awful resolition

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DELETE THIS

It's as big as it's launch lineup.

The Switch is going to age just as badly. It has fucking vents on it.

They're tiny. There is no stretching needed.

Very nice. It being too big worried me, it's supposed to be portable.

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Translation:
>what is this, a system for ants?
>they actually did it the absolute madmen

It was until piracy made them go full retard like always.

>ITS NOT SMALL ENOUGH TO BE PORTABLE

>ITS TOO SMALL WTF

Sorry you are only 3 feet tall, and therefore can't carry the XL in your pocket like a real human being.

Using a system-wide filter to obscure shitty weird garoud shading is never okay.

>Wii failed
???

That's the point.

It's not small enough to be a handheld. It's too small to be a console.

I said this when they revealed the thing. They're trying to please everybody. They're going to end up pleasing nobody.

But user that's true.

It's much too big to carry around with you, so you can't pokeyman battle your friends outside or whatever because it's too cumbersome.

But it's also just slightly too small to be a comfy indoors, around-the-house experience like you could with the gamepad when someone else is using the TV.

looks fine desu

How is it too big to be a handheld? It is the size of the Vita and 3DS XL.

>Tallfags complaining about the controllers being too small for their massive freak hands

Sucks to be you, good thing my hands are just the right size for the tiny controllers, it's shame you won't get to enjoy comfy ergonomics because of your freakishly large hands.

>that breast augmentation scar

HMMM.

It's a bit bigger than that, and those two are on the border of too big to be portable.

> To release the XL

Brilliant! Then the old JoyCons will be too short and incompatible and they can sell JoyCon XL for another $60 (not to be confused with New Joycon XL Lite™).

>controllers are asymmetric
>expect people to play competitively together
this is the one that bothers me the most

Playings Xenoblade or Monster Hunter off screen already kind of blew dick on the Wii U due to the UI scaling to be way too small, and it looks like it'll be the same case for the switch. At the same time I only have one pair of pants I could hope to fit that thing in and it would still be awkward as fuck with the sticks jutting out like they do.

So yes, for that it is trying to be it's a really awkward size. Especially if you want to try and split screen on the tablet.

But NO friend! It's all about having FUN together! Not being competitive! Isn't arguing over who had an advantage based on the controller FUN? Don't you want to get rid of all that competition in games like Smash bros? Didn't you love when we did that? What about Bomberman, now 59.99 with microtransactions!? Aren't Microtransactions FUN?

Reminds me of my mom.

>Those obvious uncomfortable gamepads
Say goodbay to your thumbs

>But it's also just slightly too small to be a comfy indoors, around-the-house experience like you could with the gamepad
its the exact same size as the gamepad screen
see

>goodbay

>What about Bomberman, now 59.99 with microtransactions!? Aren't Microtransactions FUN?
Literally wrong

>boltonwife

Kino, she looks lile Judy Greer.

They don't expect you to stick it in your pocket, you need some sort of man-bag or murse. Possibly a large fanny pack.