Sup Forums begs for a new open-world Mario game going back to the roots of Super Mario 64 for years

>Sup Forums begs for a new open-world Mario game going back to the roots of Super Mario 64 for years
>finally get one
>nobody on Sup Forums is excited for it

What the fuck do you want?

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Took you this long to notice the place is filled with anti-nintendo shills?

I would be 10x as excited if the switch didn't look like such a failure already.

>What the fuck do you want?

You obviously don't play the older 3d mario games to see what's wrong with odyssey

>it's mario wearing a hat
Oh boy. A hat.

>Sup Forums
>ever being happy
You could give us a 10/10 lady and we'd still find an excuse to complain about it.

This.
Not to mention that Sup Forums is littered with children and redditors that can't handle 3D Mario and/or story, anyway.

When it was made clear that the game was sandbox, I got super excited.

People are excited for it, theres just nothing to talk about.

Please elaborate

>he says posting the worst 3d Mario game in the series

This is the most excited I've been for a game since Brawl, however I'm angry as a defense mechanism because I know the switch will fail and I don't want to spend 360 dollars on one game, and a tablet nintendo will abandon in less than 4 years

There are hundreds of better games than m64

Fuck Mario and fuck white people.

What's wrong with odyssey...oh I know. You don't have any nostalgic attachment to it.

Tell us then.

I'm excited as hell

They brought back 64 and Sunshine movement mechanics, so sign me in!

i'm hype as fuck for it what are you talking about? been waiting ages for a real 3d mario

will we be able to get inside that giant pot on top of that volcano?

>because I know the switch will fail

Well then get ready to have been angry for no good reason. Switch will do fine.

Not him, but the levels look a litle too open. Mario 64's levels weren't very wide or open, but they had a lot of verticality allowing for players with high skill to do crazy wall kicks and jump up to areas that probably weren't even intended to be jumped to.

With these wide open expansive levels, it leaves a lot less for you to do with mario's expanded moveset.

That said I'm still excited, it just looks like it's trying too hard to follow the open world meme

It looks good, but the Switch has "Dead console" written all over it. Hard to get excited about it when the Switch is almost certianly a poor investment.

This game honestly looks terrible and I am really disappointment.

The graphics are garbage and it's nothing like a mario game.

>but the Switch has "Dead console" written all over it

Go on.

I'm not seeing it.

>What the fuck do you want?
Monster hunter

First graphics DONT matter.
Now graphics DO matter
Will you idiots make up your mind.
And how is it nithing like a Mario game?

you are probably illiterate

>it's nothing like a mario game

How can anyone have this opinion

Shut the fuck up the game isn't even out yet.

The graphics are distracting and worse than mario galaxy.

wow

the whole game looks cringy

all it needs is Pokemon to become successful.literally just a new Pokemon game

Honestly I was hyped when they were showing Mario running around a realistic looking city, but then as they went on to show the same cartoony bullshit we've seen for decades I gave up caring.

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I fucking hate videogames.

Seriously. So glad I dropped them 5 years ago.

It looks like shit. An example is the distracting (and awful) white stitching on Mario's overalls. Horrific texture work there. The animation is ghastly and the game seriously seems like a game with a portable budget that will be given a console price.

It seems all Nintendo really wanted to do was charge console prices for their portable games.

>What the fuck do you want?

A new open-world Mario game going back to the roots of Super Mario 64 at a resolution above 720p and a console that isn't doomed to fail from the beginning.

>B-but muh preorder numbers!

ign.com/articles/2012/09/17/wii-u-pre-orders-selling-out-across-us
You mean like THESE?

I don't want The Switch to fail, I want it to do great, but every single good feature that Nintendo has is locked behind a mountain of fucking bullshit.

More expensive than a PS4 w/ game, far worse performance
Gimmicky portable mode that's too bulky and will have shit battery life
Third party ports will arrive later, run worse and generally not be worth it
Paid online combined with Nintendo's crap service will cause a lot of justified anger
Won't have a single exclusive worth a shit until the end of 2017 (Splatoon 2 is a rehash, deal with it)

I am
But only because Koizumiis at the helm and he already learned a lot while making Galaxy and 3D World, I didn't really like 64.

>Won't have a single exclusive worth a shit until the end of 2017 (Splatoon 2 is a rehash, deal with it)
>Games I don't like don't count

Switch looks DOA. I'll just wait for emulation or the PS4 port.

There's a chance, a small one, it might be Sonic Adventure 2017 starring Mario. I refuse to get hyped until we're sure it's not.

The game looks fucking amazing.

That said, I am under strict orders from my employer to bash Nintendo at every turn, so I can only praise it during my time off.

>not being hyped for bomberman

What makes you think that?

>finally get one

Proof? Looks like it could be more like the Galaxy games to me, which is fine, but I preferred the level layout of 64 and SMS.

Not a system seller.

No one can afford it.

The game looks great, and that's why Sup Forums isn't talking about it. The game just don't have enough bait potential.

you didn't watch the presentation did you?

No game is a system seller by itself, you gotta stack them and Bomberman helps.

>moving the goalposts

There are Nintendo employees working on it, so I doubt.

>Sup Forums begging for open world
Sure thing buddy. If anything it shows just how fucking LATE Nintendo is to the retarded open-world meme party. How can a company be so incompetent it misses trends by literal years?

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Obviously not you fucking retard

>>Sup Forums begs for a new open-world Mario game going back to the roots of Super Mario 64 for years
what are you talking about nigger?

I want them to stop pushing their shoddy hardware and go third party.

Said literally no one ever.

huh... you're autistic aren't you?

I'm weirded out by the wildly inconsistent art style. I understand it can't just look like Galaxy, NEW, or 3D Land/World. But really. It's all over the place.

its a step in the right direction at least. they acknowledged the different styles of level design

Shit wont be out for another year. Why bother getting excited now?

>nobody on Sup Forums is excited for it
But a lot of people are, since the livestream this board is 50% big N fanboyism and 50% pure hate for no reason, like always

Most of those I want or are indifferent about, and I don't think I'm suffeciently alone in that to warrant expecting the system to fail.

Segafags are laughing at Mario 06

>this game

I want an adventure MARIO GAME.

Not GTA with Mario pasted in.

Everything we've seen so far looks straight-up unappealing. I want to explore beautiful and creative fantasy worlds, not an extra gaudy version of fucking Mexico of all places. And certainly not a bland city that looks straight out of Sonic Adventure, graphics quality and everything.

most people are excited. its going to come down to level design and gameplay

>shills
do you know meaning of this word, underage retard?

This. The game actually looks drastically worse than galaxy. The animation is jarring and sloppy as shit, the art style/lack of style is all over the place, there's unnecessary plastic-y reflections everywhere, and worst of all the increased fedelity comes without anti-aliasing so there's large, atrocious stray pixels and moire patterns inturrupting detailed background scenery.

The whole thing looks like those shitty Unity/Unreal Engine 4 mockups on youtube, but worse.

What the fuck is GTA-like about Odyssey?

Except I literally just did

I don't get why people are calling it Mario 06.
If anything, Sonic 06 artstyle was far from bad and humans x sonic team was a good blend since everything looked pretty much realistic.
Unleashed/Generations did it better with a new and much more fitting artstyle for humans.

Overall it's much closer to Sonic Adventure actually.

ALL OF THEM WEAR HATS
EVERY NPC, EVERY ENEMY IN THE TRAILER WEARS HATS

DEEPEST LORE

>asking Sup Forums what they want

AUTISM.

I'm more excited about the philosophy the devs are going in with it.
>Mentioning 64 and Sunshine as examples >stating that 3D World's difficulty was a middle ground and that they'll be moving forward.

Not to mention Mario himself seems to have an actual personality now and there might even be more cutscene focus.

I'm excited, but I won't buy an overpriced tablet with paid online and physical DLC just to play it

It's already launching with Zelda, and has Mario looking great on the horizon.

Pokemon would solidify it. Even if it was just the remakes of Pearl and Diamond that are likely to be the next pair.

Those would serve as a great testing ground for the audience, without gambling the next gen.

>rabbit kids
Was this originally a Rabbids crossover?
There is supposed to be a Rabbids crossover RPG in the works too.

Odyssey looks more like the Sonic Adventure games than M64

But I am super excited for it

>No Koopalings at all
It's going to be a great game

tall rabbit is clearly the best

isn't that a rumor by that person who is always wrong?

They don't look like Rabbids at all.

Dude. Humans looked absolutely terrible in both Adventure and 06.

>Super Mario USA reference

>physical DLC

?

I honestly believe that the leakers legitimately thought this was going to be a Rabbids crossover because they heard it has rabbit characters in the game.

For fucks sake.

How do regularly-proportioned, non-magical, Non-Peach, and Non-Daisy humans fit in the established Mario mythos? Is this a new turn in Mario lore?

no seriously user what's wrong with odyssey?
you better fucking answer us.

Amiibos

>dia de los muertos themed desert world with icebergs scattered around and a fucking floating inverted pyramid
>waaa why is it mexican GTA where's my beautiful creative worlds
industrial scale murder of vidya nerds when

>Ever asking any players what they want

Not only do they not actually know, but you can't surprise someone anymore if you just try to give them what they've claimed they want.

Amiibos.

It's kinda weird though. The only time they've actually mentioned Amiibos was during the BotW Treehouse segment.
They didn't talk about Ammibos at all during the actual presentation.

The tall one does. But the point is that they no longer are using the Rabbid license and so just changed the character models. The "hat" thing connects to "rabbits in hats" and magic bullshit so Nintendo probably did not want to cut them entirely.

Watching shitposting about Sonic 06 stop completely has been quite the fun experience.

I now have confirmation on who the memelords are that have been shitting on Sonic for 11 years.

they are MIPS

Hopefully soon.

what about new donk city?

>PS4 port

Is this bait?