Confirmed no web browser, ever

>confirmed no web browser, ever

for fucks sake Nintendo, they can't keep getting away with it

youtube.com/watch?v=P8tfSj8Zs90

They can definitely add one with updates but yes, nintendo is so far behind and out of touch with online services it's justembarrassing

>mfw ps4 master race

How more dead can Nintendo be at this point? Jesus

This is how Nintendo plans to fight piracy lmao

Real talk. No one ever uses the web browser on any nintendo platform from the DS and upward. Its always been shitty. My guess is they're doing it because they think it will combat piracy.

Using a web browser on a console?
Yeah. It was cool. 17 years ago. Now as appealing as listening to CDs on a console.

Didn't the Wii U not come with a web browser and they added one later?

Still, even if they planned that with the Switch this is a pretty shitty launch.

that....actually sounds like the best reason they took it off, fuck nintendo tho

not shilling but, who the fuck uses a console to go on the internet?

Also Nintendo is trying to reach families. But it won't work this time.

Because people have their fucking smartphones to browse the internet.

I've used my wii u gamepad to fap a few times.

Who the hell uses their console browser?

>confirmed
are shitposters really that desperate?

You actually use console web-browsers?

...Why?

>It's impossible for the Switch to access networks that require login portals

Thanks again, Nintendo

>that main menu
has minimalism gone too far?

who the hell uses the web browser on a games console

Pretty sure the japanese use it for visiting pornsites.

Nintendrones coming out of toilets for autistic damage control.

I remember using my Wii to look at porn since the only other computer we had was in my parents room.

>stuck in game
>press home button, google solution, return back to game

I could use browser on my PC but sometimes I just don't want to stand up and go to another room.

>Using a web browser
>On a console

Enjoy your ads.

Maybe you should get a job and pay for your own internet.

dumb college poster

Login portals

this

What were those nips thinking

Why the fuck would I want to browse the internet on my game system?

I travel a lot for my job and frequently make use of hotel internet. If the Switch doesn't have a browser, I can't use their internet.

>the console is so weak it can't even browse the Internet

What the fuck

>web browser on console

Next you'll be talking about how the current gen won't read your DVDs, right?

So use your phone, neanderthal.
Between my 360, my Wii, my PS3, my DS, my PSP, my 3DS, my Vita, my PS4 and my Wii U, I have never ever used the console web browser.

Console web browsers are always horrendous and an absolute chore to use.

@364152538
>Criticize Nintendo in my post

>muh damage control

Gotta try harder if you want to earn an (you), friend

I just use my phone for quick google searching like everyone else.

I don't have a phone.

>@

But you can afford a Switch?

Don't lie on the internet, it's not nice.

PIRATE KEKS BTFO.

>having to google your solution

Get better at the video games friend.

People do that?
I'd just use my phone or tablet
What the fuck is wrong with you?

>Primarina uses Oceanic Operetta

When did Sup Forums suddenly start calling people out for NOT having a mobile device? That's like the most "normalfag" thing you can have. Is Sup Forums going to start mocking people who don't use Facebook next?

>@

the web browser was my favorite part about the wii u

fuck you nintendo

They really expect you to have your phone at all times.

Parental controls, voice chat, multiplayer lobbies, and the miiverse replacement all done on your phone instead of the switch itself.

It's not about being able to afford one you mong, I don't have a smartphone either.

Nigga its a tablet tho lol its like buying a car that doesnt drive

Why the hell would I want to browse the web with a damn video game controller? Literally all the web browser was ever useful for was for exploits for hacking the system.

How old are you?

Very few people use web browsers on consoles.

On top of that, all the recent console hacks (WiiU, 3DS, Vita, PS4) use web browser exploits.

May as well cut the feature entirely if no one uses it for anything but piracy.

I don't talk to people in real life so I don't have it.

And I wouldn't bought Ditch&Switch even with browser, since it have no games.

>having a phone means being a normalfag

Is having a brain considered something for normalfags too? Because that's the most normal thing in the world.

Stop Exploiting.

>getting THIS buttmad he didn't get my (you)

Seeing how shitty the web browser is on the PS4, and was on the Wii U, I don't mind this.

I usually just end up using my phone for my web browsing needs while playing games anyway, mostly because I have Adaway on my phone, so I don't have to deal with ads.

>20 fucking 17
>he doesn't have a mobile device
>not even a cheap one
That's like some next level poorfag shit, user

>u got trolled! Xd

I use my Wii U gamepad for fapping though, it's great.

PIRATEFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH

Why can't they just add one later in an update?

Well I see it more like buying a car without AC.

It takes one popular entry point solution out of the equation. Knowing Nintendo though this shit will probably be broken into within a year.

29. I'm too old for all these smurtphon gadgets you youngsters are using these days.

I use the Wii U browser. It's actually great and a huge step up from the shitty one the Wii had which didn't even support tabbed browsing. Between the pleasant GUI and the nice large screen on the Wii U tablet I actually find its web browser better for comfy browsing in bed than I do my phone's browser.

Which only begs the question of why the fuck Switch doesn't have a browser at all.

>So use your phone

Nintendo's solution to everything. And you get to pay them for the privilege too.

This, this, a thousand times this
If you wanna use the internet then use your fucking phone
This isn't even shilling, there's nothing wrong with removing a feature no one used ever

Dude, I've even seen homeless people having smartphones these days.

What the fuck is your excuse?

If it's some Sup Forums tier "MUH NSA SNOOPING" tinfoil bullshit, then why are you on the internet right now?

It's cart based and uses SDs for storage. I give it 2 years max

You have a fucking phone in your pocket at all times user.

Everyone does.

Do you ride around on a horse instead of a car?

>Using guides, ever
>Browsing the internet on anything other than a computer
>Actually having a casualphone

You guys are so many power levels below me holy shit

I have a cheap brick phone. I almost never use it and mainly keep it for emergencies.

it was good on wii u for uploading screenshots without haivng to post them to social media profiles like ps4

Pirate fags cannot be more btfo anymore than this

I don't care if it doesn't have a browser.

I would like to see Netflix and Crunchyroll support however.

OMG, you guys are unbelievable... It is a fucking TABLET, what did you expect? Did you really buy the "this is cutting edge tech" meme?

what the hell is MediaMarkt doing (BE/NL)

pretty sure they said the grey and colored versions were going to be the same price

>getting stuck in video games

I don't live in US suburbs, my workplace is 20 minutes on foot, supermarket is 2 minutes.

>primary platform for terrible weeb mobage
>the most "normalfag" thing you can have
I think smart phones are fucking dumb, but they're not "normalfag", and there's no reason not to own one other than being a stubborn luddite.

>poorfags will never ever get to enjoy nintendo games for free on the switch

LMAO

I used mine to hack my 3DS.

Not really, I'd like the browser, but genuinely browser exploits have been a nightmare for nintendo, it's how the 3DS is still hacked today. (albeit by downgrading)

It took years to get a working exploit on 3ds and WiiU.

Just because 3ds is blown open dont mean that Switch is going be easy.

>take browser out of your OS because in fear of hax
>use micro SD cards
They can only delay the inevitable so much. A hole will certanly be found and micro SD cards will make it easier to hack.

>Having a smartphone means I'm beneath you
How much time do you dedicate to this kind of mental gymnastics every day?
Because you're not only fucking delusional, you're also retarded

Nope. Not at all. If you're at home you have a laptop or a desktop. If you're on the go you have a laptop or phone. Console browsers. Especially Nintendo consoles browsers are shit.

This. Just like with voice chat, you can in fact brows the internet while using your Switch using a convenient smart phone app. This feature is even available on PC for those without a smart phone. This is actually a very innovative feature since it allows for the browser to show on a separate screen so it will not disrupt what you are doing on the switch.

There are a million different exploits on the 3DS. I hacked mine with OoT3D.

It's been bugging me since I got the N3DS on Christmas, and the fact that it hasn't been fixed yet after two years tells me it never will, but there is something massively wrong with Nintendo.

They have a touchmouse as a second analog, okay, but this convenience for using it as a cursor on the web browser apparently went over their heads because touching it only zooms in or out.

Wth

Has anyone considered that you can download it off the store?

dude extra colors means extra money, what did you expect, nintendo to just give them out for free? get a job

>"MUH NSA SNOOPING" tinfoil bullshit
But NSA is snooping, it's a proven fact.

Pretty much this.

Seriously, after having adblock for so long, it feels terrible to have to use a browser that doesn't support it.

Not to mention that using a web browser with a gamepad is fucking horrendous. And while touch would mitigate that on the Switch, again, I'd have to deal with ads.

>Console browsers. Especially Nintendo consoles browsers are shit.
[citation needed]

You're not wrong :^)

>My guess is they're doing it because they think it will combat piracy
This is the reason. Any form of a web browser would make there system hackable, just like it was on the 3ds and wii u.

Only people that do questionable shit should care about that

Yes, but you're already being spied on.

That's 1 more game sold for nintendo.

I didn't say they weren't.

I'm just saying, who the fuck cares anymore?

And if you do, then why are you on the internet?