>SJWs freaking out because Zelda is "FINALLY" wearing pants
...Besides Hyrule Warriors and the first two Zelda games on the NES, I'm pretty certain that Zelda has always worn pants. And I'm not talking about Sheik/Tetra/other costumes she might have had, but she distinctly wears boots and pants under most of her dresses.
Okay but can we talk about how much of a fag you are????
Only things worse than SJWs is people who constantly bring up SJWs.
Meanwhile real strong womyn use this
>DON'T MAKE VIDEO GAME GIRLS TOO SLUTY THAT'S NOT HOW WOMEN ARE
>WHAT ? I CAN WEAR WHATEVER I WANT AND YOU WILL MARRY ME WHEN I'M OLD AND UGLY AND HAVE FUCKED AT LEAST 450 GUYS
>Needing to have an open discussion about how the OP is always a faggot
>More than one question mark
Don't you need to go play Battleborn or some shit
This, it's fucking insufferable. I'd have literally 0 interaction with SJWs if it wasn't for cunts like OP crossboarding over from leddit or wherever they are based.
you're probably thinking of TP Zelda, OOT Zelda was wearing heels and tights.
>Only thing worse than the elephant in the room is when people mention there's an elephant in the room, don't they realize we already know it's there? God.
Tights are pants
She's going to wear a really fancy dress at the end of the game like she does in every game. I look forward to this, its a shame she isn't brown until then like Wind Waker, the reactions to that from these people would be hilarious.
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When reading this kind of stuff, you have to think backwards:
Wrong way:
"Wow this thinkpiece where some brought his deepest, most intimate thoughts to paper is so stupid, I have to get all agitated and opinionated about this"
Right way:
"Some poor content farmer soul had a deadline come up, and really didn't know what to write, so hey lets go for pants and zelda. that'll do. also, he will get fired if the clickrate for his drivel doesn't improve 10%. No point in even looking for journalistic value in this toxic waste of words"
It's not an article, it's a reply to a Nintendo post on Facebook.
That's like saying opaque pantyhose are pants. They aren't. They're a garment intended to be worn under a skirt or shorts.
This. Who fucking cares. There are people who think videogames will turn you into satanists but we don't post their opinions here constantly.
zelda has always been wearing pants
pic related
So it's an even bigger nothing than originally thought. And yet Sup Forums will still chimp out and have a 500 reply thread over what is basically one retarded youtube comment from a nobody.
People are gonna say that the pants are 'progressive' and shit, but I think Zelda looks really hot in those pants
You're proving him right.
>bumped the thread
You're just as bad. Case in point, /qa/ and Sup Forums.
This is how you secretly win against SJW autists.
thats deku boy you retard
>It's another post by someone who really, really, really wants everyone to appreciate how little he cares about the thread he's posting in
If you legitimately didn't care, you wouldn't have responded at all. You wouldn't have even opened the thread.
You mean like in Wind Waker back in 2002/03? Lel.
Imagine how much they'll bitch if/when she wears her traditional dress (just like Link will wear his green tunic at one point in the game).
>one person has an opinion
>LEFTIST SJW LIBERAL SCUM CONSPIRACY IS RUINING GAMES
>Suggesting they haven't been since 2012
the only thing sjws sperg about is whether link is female or not
They objectively have been and you are willfully ignorant if you believe otherwise.
Only on Sup Forums do you find people autistic enough to not understand that when people talk about Zelda wearing pants, they mean "not wearing a dress".
What she's wearing under the dress is as irrelevant as it gets.
>vagina bones
see
but zelda has wore pants before. usually under a dress.
Trans here. Do you think I can pull off cosplaying as Zelda if I dye my hair?
Nintendo Defense Force proving themselves to be reddit with their "SJWs aren't the problem, Sup Forums is the real problem!" meme.
So are SJWs just Mormons or am I getting this wrong?
I'm going to reread this every 10 minutes to see it come true in real time
Literally any feminine person who isn't over 150 lbs can pull off Zelda, or most generic video game characters.
Even fat Christina Aguilslerah
Wow they toned down a childrens game to be more appropriate for the west. I'm not saying it's a good thing but this has been happening to everything that comes out of Japan since at least the 90's and isn't because of the SJW's, more likely just to lower the age rating so more people will buy it or so parents don't freak out.
With that waist, you can definitely pull off Elizabeth cosplay
Fuck off
neck yourself, scum.
>Children's game
>T-rating
You first, because only a tumblrite would be that buttmad
>Okay but can we talk about
Who starts a sentence like that? Is it in response to something else?
Was a small child in charge of writing that?
>childrens game
FUCKING BAAAAAAAIT
Naw
>Fire emblem
>Childerns game
??????????????????
Moron
I've never met anyone who I can describe as an SJW in real life.
They got GTAV banned in some countries by claiming it was a woman beating simulator, and Tecmo refused to localized DOAXB3 because they feared the SJW backlash.
Whether you like it or not, M rated games are getting fucked. All games are getting fucked unless they pass the SJW test.
Every single day non-stop.
Imagine being a tranny and blogging on Sup Forums
>vagina bones
every time
WASH YOUR FUCKING MIRROR
I love it when memes become real.
post nudes
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49 / 14 / 27
quit samefagging, retard
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LONDON
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You don't even pass in a thumbnail, faggot.
Enjoy your depression.
It's not my mirror.
eww
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Wow this thread sure is great.
No, Zelda is a girl
>women in the middle east and Africa are treated as second class citizens
>gang rapes are every day fears for women in India
>let's talk about what's really important here
>ZELDA IS FINALLY WEARING PANTS!
When will you autists realise that those 2 attitudes generally do not come from the same people. SJWs are your female neckbeard equivalent, whereas your normal girls who wear those kind of shorts etc are the attractive people that the former despise.
That's not it you retard
Those SJW pos rely on clicks and attention. It's faggots like the OP who think they're superior to them and think they're making fun of them that actually pay their bills and make their bullshit viable.
Literally a case of "if you ignore it they'll go away". But nooooo, these cucks need to feel good about themselves by pointing out how SJW are dumb, and then spreading their fucking garbage articles all over the internet.
The posters behind these have to be the most autistic retards around
have all my yous.
Those fucking problematic assholes! Wouldn't you agree?
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why do we share a board with these things
degenerate
those are leggings, not tights. Tights are hosiery. Tights are pantyhose.
>that masculine chin
JUST
>no one on Sup Forums has ever said this
Have you even looked at the catalog today
This isn't your blog and you aren't a video game - fuck off.
Think of me when you're hanging yourself in five years.
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IM A TRANNY SHOWER ME IN ATTENTION GAMER BOYS
TIME FOR POWER
With that fucking giant chin I would be surprised if you could pull that sweater off your body without having to cut it off
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>This thread on Sup Forums is gonna pay muh bills
the hilarious part is he might be considered passable in england and ONLY in england
It's true.
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where
Please link to the threads where people are calling Sup Forums problematic sexists
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On a scale from 1 to 10, how pissed would people be if we find out that Zelda already passed away by the time Link wakes up, and the only thing that remained was her power sealing Ganon
That's because they're all fags in England and they KNOW it's a man.
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Zelda's also crying like a weak little bitch too but they'll just gloss over that until they don't have enough attention then they'll go rage mode on us all.
every single day, more annoying than Sup Forums ever was
But user, you're saying the same thing