>Switch - $300 >Online Fee - $30 >Zelda: Master Sword Collectors Edition - $120 >Pro Controller - $70 >Joy-Con Charging Grib - $30 >Samsung 24" Smart TV - $150 >Sony - 50W Sound System $199 >Black leather couch $1,449.00 >Apartment in California - $1,100/month plus down payment $2,200 >Internet $30/month >Electricity monthly $88/month >College degree so you can actually support this lifestyle, average doctors degree cost - 113,035 >Plus tax for everything where their would be tax - $144.00
GRAND TOTAL PRICE: $115,497
Just to play the Nintendo Switch. What were they thinking?
that's cute you think the online fee is going to $30.
Kayden Lee
>$115,497
HOW IS NINTENDO GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!?
Carson Lewis
you forgot the ferrari and gas you need to go pick it up at gamestop
Easton Allen
>paying full price for anything >buying a console within the first 3 years of its lifespan I seriously hope you guys don't do this.
William Wood
Switch - $300 Online Fee - $30 Pro Controller - $70 A lifetime supply of NEETbux - Priceless
John Cook
>lifetime of NEETbux
Thomas Sullivan
>not just waiting a few years and buying a college degree used off of ebay shiggy diggy
Grayson Morales
>being such a poorfag that you have to resort to this
Damn being a poorfag must suck
Jeremiah Scott
Fuck you subhuman piece of filth who the hell do you think you are getting fat off the working man's land? You think it's funny as you wake up giggling each day and dragging your fat ass out of your bed to get nom noms from mommy? You think it's cute when you run away after brekky in your footy pajamas to play your nintendo games in the living room? Get a fucking life you worthless piece of shit. 9 through 5 productive members of society are working to make the world a better place and your fat greasy NEET frame is just taking up space on this planet that could have gone to a weathered working class hero that supports the future generations on his back.
John Young
>Zelda
*Also on PC
Matthew Watson
This desu
Dylan Morales
If you weren't a poorfag, you would be able to afford something better than a Switch.
Camden Price
I imagine welfare leeches take far less from the working class than the 1%s do. Keep trying to redirect that, though.
Juan Taylor
Tick tuck, wage cuck. Lunch break is almost over. Don't get Mr. Shekelberg mad!
Zachary Gray
A fool and his money soon part ways, boyo.
Blake Lopez
At first I thought this was just another blatant sonygger anti-shill thread brainlessly shitting on the switch over peripherals that "Hike up the price."
I was pleasantly suprised and got a good chuckle. Good on ya op.
How will nintendo ever recover?
Noah Sanchez
>Apartment in California - $1,100/month Keep dreaming user
Nicholas Nguyen
>>paying full price for anything >Nintendo >ever dropping in price
Aaron Ortiz
...
Jaxson Mitchell
>le jew meme If you're employed, you're working for a jew. If you're in a comfortable enough position where money isn't a problem, then you are the jew.
Looks like there is no winning this one.
Elijah Ward
>Online fee: 30 dollarydoos
You fucking wish.
It'll be 50.
Luis White
Consoles drop in price. First-party games don't.
Andrew Johnson
>Bussiness owners can steal the value of my labour, but helping people with autism is too much!
I recommend working for a much smaller business, depending on where you live they're generally not awful, owners won't jew you, and aren't cancerous to everyone and everything.
Nolan Cox
If autism isn't real then how does Sup Forums exist?
Checkmate, normie.
Cameron Green
Pastastraightuppasta.ryder.exegtasanandreas.
Justin Allen
Do I really need to move to California for the optimal Switch experience?
Cooper Davis
The thing is, those small business owners are often under the clutches of the jews, so you're still working for the jews either way, albeit less directly.
Charles Thompson
It's the only place where you can play the Switch at rooftop parties with a group of diverse and good-looking 20-something year olds. If you aren't doing that you aren't getting the full Switch experience.
Lucas Bailey
Of course! How else will you be able to pay child prostitutes to play games with you because you're so desperate for the multiplayer experience without needing to pay online AND lose your virginity?
Jason Cruz
Severe autism is a very real thing, user. With it you're essentially stuck in the body of a toddler, forever unable to properly talk and function.
Luke Hughes
>college degree to support a life as a Nintendo manbaby with no furniture except a couch
Easton Hall
>Looks like there is no winning this one.
I'd just like to interject for a moment.
Christian Long
>College degree so you can actually support this lifestyle, average doctors degree cost - 113,035
What third rate school do you go to?
Oliver Perez
My niece has crippling autism. She can barely talk, and has less communication function then a potatohead. It least she looks normal tho.
James Ward
etsubatsu
Brandon Ortiz
Aren't we forgetting something?
Joshua Hall
But most Hitler sympathizers allege that the Holocaust didn't happen, so looks like you're back to square one.
Nathaniel Powell
God I love these threads. You idiots know this threads are designed to red pill you right? Stop playing video games and wake the fuck up.
Jackson Scott
I just acquired a lifetime supply of NEETbux, and this post makes me really happy. Looking forward to wake up tomorrow and go for a walk while knowing that autists like you are slaving away half their life.
Carson Murphy
Regardless of what a medical degree actually costs, I'm pretty sure that a doctor's salary more or less means easy living on all fronts. The only bad part about being a doctor is not having enough time to yourself, and you see some weird shit.
Leo Butler
The poptarts?
James Ward
Chris Chan already preordered and paid in full a console, Zelda, 1,2 switch and Mario odyssey thanks for the monthly tugboat he gets from your parents paying taxes, how does it feel?
