Here'a your controller bro

>Here'a your controller bro

>thanks

>sorry, this is the only other controller i have

you guys don't understand the pain of getting 3rd party N64 controllers.

>write on Christmas list to get any controller but a specific garbage 3rd party one
>santa that fat sack of jolly shit got me that exact one
>analog stick is fucked and impossible to use

later got two other third party controllers and SURPRISE they sucked too. Also the analog sticks got worn down stupid fast.

>using a sticky controller

The regular N64 controllers sucked dick too and got worn down in months

I have TEN from when I got mine in 2000 and one of them works.

sorry bro, this is the only other controller I have

true. 3rd party controllers were truly some special shit to be that much worse than the 1st party.

I had thought about trying to repair the stick on the official controllers.

wait, I just remembered the third party controller from behind the fridge

It's okay everyone... really... I can split mine. Here's yours, bro

One of these, a Vive, and a copy of Little Boy Rape Simulator 2018 will be on my wish list next christmas

another one was under the couch

Slick, can I put my root beer in the hydration chamber?

this one was connecting the tv to the house

>I know you hate the wu tang clan but its the only controller left

sorry, it only takes energy drinks, but I think you can put it in the misting water tank if you put 50/50 rootbeer-water mix

>I don't have any more controllers but I could probably make one, hand me that triscut box?

>sorry bro, I don't have any more controllers, quick hand me that triscut box

>sorry, bro I don't have another controller for human hands but my squid roomate has a controller

>award thing for "Largest Gaming Device"

What the hell

>here's your controller, bro

>just don't punch the tv again, bro

lmao6shift

How the fuck does that not immediately ruin the controllers forever?

My melee setup

because honey doesn't spoil

But what about all the bears?

>hate the wu-tang clan
nigga, what the FUCK

*unbuckles pauldron*

Last time I checked bears aren't spoiled

Funny. I got my n64 a few months after launch (or around 98 idk) and have my same controllers and never bought a new one

Maybe I'm not a chimp and knew that if I broke it that was it and so took care of my electronics

NIGGA DEY ALL CHINESE

>hating the Wu
Bitch deserves to get blasted on

Is this real?
please say to me it is

>he doesn't keep his controllers in a locked cooler suspended from a tree at least 200ft from his campsite

Maybe you weren't a 9 year old that invited kids over every weekend to play Mario Party 1,2,3

Same reason my sister's car looks like trash while mine looks pristine, she has kids.

it IS real user
as a fake gift box

It is a gag box to hide your real gift in it.

No thanks.

I had a brother and we would play every weekend

Would invite people over occasionally but if they roughed up our vidya Wed stop being friends. Vidya is life

With that attitude, you'll be a master proctologist in no time.