"Hey, You still don't own a Sega CD!?"

"Hey, You still don't own a Sega CD!?"

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WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK

HE'S GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE PAST

Is that the cuck guy?

HEY, YOU STILL DON'T OWN A WIFE'S SON?

"Hey, you still don't let your wife get fucked by scores of jungle niggers?"

TO FUCK HIS WIFE IN THE ASS

Alright everyone list the best and worst episodes

>best
Castlevania retrospective

>worst
Toxic Avengers

>best
SMB3 and The Wizard tied with Nintendo Power, Seaman deserves a mention
>worst
undoubtedly Toxic Avengers but the AVGN movie and Sega Activator Interactor Menacer deserve special mentions

TO WATCH YOU FUCK HIS WIFE IN THE ASS

We're not gonna say who it is, but it stands for "Laughing, Joking Numbnuts"

I swear you faggots fuck this up on purpose.

What you have

I love the first jekyll and hyde video because it's literally 2 minutes of him actually drunk and ranting

What the fuck is that

Who is the strongest character in the AVGN universe?

avgn, since he always comes out on top

maybe woody woodpecker after?

The guitar guy. Literally invincible

fred fuchs

>Literally invincible
>dies from starvation because he's too autistic to leave his coach
Nah

ABBA

I liked the Tiger handhelds episode.

TIGER
>POKEMON WALKIES TALKIES

FUCKERS

This God damn song is too fucking catchy


...make it stop

Late stage HGH-gut

HE'S GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE DICK
TO DICK THE DICK AND DICK DICK VAN DICK
HE'D RATHER DICK A DICKING DICK DICK A DIARRHEA DICK IN HIS DICK
HE'D RATHER DICK A ROTTEN DICK OF THE ROADKILLED DICK AND DICK IT WITH DICK

>Always comes out on top
>Defeated by a Japanese video game transformed into Optimus Prime.

Woody dies in his first episode though

He literally dies in Ikari Warriors. And didn't even defeat Bugs Bunny.

He hasn't made an appearance in the show yet.

May be. He only appeared once, though...

I remember playing the shit out of The Third World War. pretty fun

Hey guys! Can I play?

Not Bad Luck Bootsy!

I heard he sucks his own dick!

>best
I want to say Plumbers Don't Wear Ties but that episode was more due to the material rather than anything James was doing. Probably the Ghostbusters episodes though mainly because I have a past experience with the NES one.
>worst
Easily the most recent one due to the fact I went in expecting something as in depth as NES/SNES accessories but came out with a concentration of everything that makes an AVGN episode bad. Then again, I haven't seen his Toxic Avengers episode since it came out.

That was actually a good episode though.

Yeah, I binge watched all of his episodes more than once, but the toxic avengers episode and the most recent one were so fucking terrible that I like to pretend they don't exist. I mean, the biggest mistake that the Nostalgia Critic did was focusing too much in unfunny skits and less in the actual review, and it looks like that James Rolfe is following the same path, which is sad because he is actually a very nice dude unlike Doug Walker who is a self-absorbed asshole.

I'm just not that big of a fan of any episode with guest characters. I mean it was okay when it was just Mike in an episode themed costume save for Wizard of Oz, but outside that you're stepping into garbage territory.

Board james is pure kino

Super Mega Death Christ B.C. version 4.0 beta BITCH

Bootsy freaks me the fuck out for some reason. He looks like he's too old to be doing that kind of stuff.

He's a asshole

I'm always willing to give Toxic Avengers a pass because it was mostly an excuse for James to have someone he admires in the show, but the bald guy not James in the latest one was fucking annoying.

The bald guy was in a video before that one on cinemassacre for a wrestling game I think. He was balls to the wall annoying in that one too.

Out of everyone that's on cinemassacre regularly I think I'd prefer to hang out with bootsy, he reminds me of my step-dad's friend but quieter.

I HEARD HE FUCKED A FROG ONCE

Alright, this is Silver Surfer.
Silver shit

Critic

ShitPickle

I LIKE MY WOMEN HOW I LIKE MY COFFEE

WITH MY DICK ON IT OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING

JUST PLAIN ASS

>Castlevania retrospective
I never played Castlevania and I just love the fuck out of the retrospective

Why is it so good?

Count'em. One, two, fuck you.

Let's play charades

Who am I?

Reminder that episode is 10 years old

Then Steve Urkel shows up and I'm like, "what the fuck is this?"

Wow, and the Sega CD is still shit

WATCH YOUR FUCKING LANGUAGE

YO, CRUSH EM LIKE A WALNUT

Link

James worshipping the BBC

>There are AVGN episodes that are 13 years old

Nerdy Turd?

WHERE DID THE HAIR GO
woo~

...

Delete this thread, this is our guy, not James.

FUCKERS

I HEARD HE SUCKS HIS OWN DICK

AND SPREAD HIM ON SOME SALAD

Holy shit

...

bugs bunny

...

how did he even manage to get inside the tv? always perplexed me

PUT SOME DRESSING ON THE BOY

WHAT ARE THEY EVEN SAYING

AAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Uh Yeah, YA THINK?

>YOU STILL DONT OWN A NINTENDO SWITCH
>IT HAS 2 GAMES
>IT DOES 900p with 30fps
>AND ITS ONLY $300 (online services not included)
>ASK YOUR MOM FOR A SWITCH TODAY

FUCK YOU YOU MOTHERFUCKER PIECE OF SHIT

GET THE FUCK OFF MY PROPERTY!

Besides the Nerd? Bugs Bunny or Rob maybe? They were the only two who really gave him a lot of trouble.

BIG
RIGS

Board James

no he uncucked after ghost busters

>allowing Mother Fucker Mike to step all over him
>strongest

doubt.jpg

Man, that melodrama that spawned from that video was fantastic.

>addressing fans who want a review
>"This guy hates women!"

He was the final boss of AVGN adventures

Jekyll actually think's he's better than us!

Remember when James made that review where he esentially said that people who like skimpy girls shooting guns or whatever are scumbags?

Well, He isn't wrong

nothing in that statement is wrong

>video with that keith aberdfjoxj in it

>samefagging

you should probably stop white-knighting for the fashion sense of people that don't actually exist

if liking skimpy women who shoot guns makes you a scumbag then so does liking dudes without their shirts running and fighting with one another in cold as fuck forests during the night

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Sup Forums's reaction

no that makes you a fag, faggot

>what is twilight

haha haven't seen this.

>that opening segment
he fucking admitted his own bias and prejudice and people still shat on him as if he lacked self-awareness

Omg how the fuck did i miss this?

...

>fucking MOVIEBLOB defended James

Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?

I wish Spiderman would deliver my pizzas everyday.

I'm gonna shove a pizza up your fucking ass!

okay, the one tweet
>Man With Star Trek V Standee On Desk Draws Line
was pretty funny

and yeah, I know James' reasoning behind the standee.

I think Rocco's double-reaction videos regarding that movie were the best. At least the comments