>Achievement Unlocked!
>"Die for the first time"
Achievement Unlocked!
Samuel Martinez
Nicholas Sanchez
>achievement: first steps
>complete the tutorial level
Justin Parker
>Achievement Unlocked!
>Begin the Game
Ian Gonzalez
>Achievement Unlocked!
>Kill 1 enemy
>Achievement Unlocked!
>Kill 2 enemies
>Achievement Unlocked!
>Kill 3 enemies
>Achievement Unlocked!
>Kill 4 enemies
>Steam Greenlight
Bentley Wilson
>Achievement Unlocked!
>"Out of the frying pan..."
Carson Reed
these actually make sense for gathering statistics on usage
Daniel Smith
>die for the first time
>achievement unlocked
>this is dark souls wink wink nudge nudge
Nolan Hughes
>Achievement unlocked: Upload a video that gets 100,000 views
>Upload a video that gets 1000000 views
Sebastian Cook
>unlock every achievement
>Achievement Unlocked!
>"Get A Life/Go Outside"
Well fuck you too, game.
Owen Campbell
>The achievement is obtained due to the character leaving a literal frying pan
Please tell me there's a game that does this.